Man cuts off his own hand with homemade guillotine.

Man cuts off his own hand with homemade guillotine.

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croyde

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FourWheelDrift

88,820 posts

286 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Engineering ingenuity, you've got to hand it to him.

Shaw Tarse

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205 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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FourWheelDrift said:
Engineering ingenuity, you've got to hand it to him.
On the other hand it seems a bit extreme.

tenpenceshort

32,880 posts

219 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Who's going to be the first to point the finger at mental health professionals for not making a proper fist of spotting this before it happened?

benters

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136 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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that will stop him getting the Clap !

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Suffers pain, removes hand, but pain is still there, so now the genius wants to remove his whole forearm to stop the pain. What will he do when that doesn't work? Go for amputation at the shoulder? And after that doesn't work? He should go for the neck.

croyde

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Monday 28th July 2014
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I think it's 'cos the NHS kept palming him off.

fido

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257 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Seems like he had an axe to grind with the NHS. (please reserve me a seat in that taxi)

Silverbullet767

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Monday 28th July 2014
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killsta

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230 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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That contraption is pretty cool, he must be handy with a screwdriver.

Moonhawk

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221 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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killsta said:
That contraption is pretty cool, he must be have been handy with a screwdriver.
Corrected that for you.

GG89

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188 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Definitely unhinged!

Fort Jefferson

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224 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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he's obviously in to self 'arming.

The Nur

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187 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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He should stump up and get it done privately.

Superhoop

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195 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Well he's got the added bonus of losing that hideous tattoo if they do remove his forearm... Only problem being, it still leaves the ones on his other arm

Silent1

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237 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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fking idiot, I have a similar issue with my shoulder which can't be fixed, it's called chronic regional pain syndrome, cutting my shoulder off won't work, other people have done it and they either get phantom limb pain or it moves to the opposing limb.
It strikes me that this man might have Body integrity identity disorder

killsta

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230 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Moonhawk said:
Corrected that for you.
Thanks biggrin

Terminator X

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206 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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"'I've told them that if nothing is done, I will take the arm off,' he said"

Sent to prison for his own protection?!

TX.

THX

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124 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Trust the Daily Mail to point a finger!

jimbop1

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206 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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He could do with the NHS giving him a helping hand.