Bizarre death of British man at Malaga Airport

[sparkythecat]

I spotted this story story on line early morning.
The dead man was reportedly found cable tied to a bench, with his trousers around his ankles.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37741152

Speculating that it sounded like a stag-do prank gone wrong, I searched for an update.

The Daily Mail are now naming the unfortunate 51yr old bloke, who in addition to having his trousers down, is now reported as having a slice of ham placed on each buttock and his genitals wedged in a can of tuna.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3863986/De...

Appears more surreal than a Dali painting

[gooner1]

What, no bread?

[Eric Mc]

Definitely fishy.

[dudleybloke]

Rugby can be a dangerous game.

[Murph7355]

It sounds like my stag do.

[darker grapefruit]

I thought the death of Stephen Milligan was bizarre, but this is on another level (assume tuna was in oil rather than brine).

[s3fella]

Reading that, sounds like he's been bummed.

[mickthemechanic]

Dolphin friendly I hope.

[gooner1]

s3fella said:

Reading that, sounds like he's been bummed.

More like buffeted

[Smiler.]

sparkythecat said:

.........can of tuna.

Maybe incidental to the story but this is now currency in UK prisons.

[DUMBO100]

Retribution for a perverted sex crime?

[Murph7355]

darker grapefruit said:

I thought the death of Stephen Milligan was bizarre, but this is on another level (assume tuna was in oil rather than brine).

Tuna in oil would be especially perverted.

[darker grapefruit]

gooner1 said:

What, no bread?

Of course not. This unfortunate event happened at an airport, not a Subway.

[mybrainhurts]

I blame global warming...

[Long Drax]

gooner1 said:

What, no bread?

He's brown breaded, mate.

[number 46]

Lets hope that it was responsible sourced tuna! otherwise Lille Allen will be over there getting all upset on our behalve!