The Queen

[anonymous-user]

I seem to be reading from a few different sources on social media that the Queen has died and it will be announced tomorrow.

Or is this a sick joke?

[Gecko1978]

week or so back it was Philip who died think its a SM thing especially as the queen was seen out ridding a horse last week

[The Hypno-Toad]

Wasn't it last weekend that the same sources were saying Phil The Greek had passed?

I would say wishful thinking by certain political groupings because they believe it might lead to the election getting postponed...

But on the other hand...

[SHutchinson]

Gecko1978 said:

week or so back it was Philip who died think its a SM thing especially as the queen was seen out ridding a horse last week

Yep, this basically. Some folk will believe any old guff they reason the internet.

[Ructions]

This appears to be the source of the rumour.

Edited by Ructions on Monday 2nd December 01:05

[Sheepshanks]

We need Ellroy for this.

[Ructions]

Sheepshanks said:

We need Ellroy for this.

He’s still digging a hole for Phillip.

[anonymous-user]

Ructions said:

This appears to be the source of the rumour.

So basically a sick joke.

Seems to be happening all the time now. Some people have very sad lives.

[Downward]

As if it would be announced and then then passed around a Whats app group.

[Sheepshanks]

This business of keeping these things quiet until the next day doesn’t seem feasible these days. It’s hard to imagine there wouldn’t be tremendous activity around the Palace, and that would be widely reported.

[Halb]

ELUSIVEJIM said:

I seem to be reading from a few different sources on social media that the Queen has died and it will be announced tomorrow.

Or is this a sick joke?

I'm hoping a sick joke.
I've read a few of the memes on ttter. One that actually did make me laugh was that she'd faked it so she could turn up as entrant number 30 in the Royal Rumble.

[Cupramax]

Gecko1978 said:

week or so back it was Philip who died think its a SM thing especially as the queen was seen out ridding a horse last week

Of what was she ridding the horse of

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Ructions said:

This appears to be the source of the rumour.

Fun group photo...

[TheRealNoNeedy]

The TV and radio would be off if true

[Sten.]

Someone on Twitter said:

imagine if this was true and all the immaculately laid plans and procedure for dealing the queen’s death was ruined by “gibbo” in a whatsapp group chat with a display picture of an erect penis

[Red 4]

The Queen is a Space Lizard.
In fact, all the Royals are Space Lizards.
They don't really die, they just go home.
I thought this was common knowledge.

[dudleybloke]

A lizard Beth!

[Cupramax]

I sincerely hope it’s not true, because I doubt we will ever see another version of the monarchy with the integrity, genuine quality and dedication that the current queen has shown throughout her life. Let’s not forget there has never been any bad news about her personally, whatsoever, that I can ever remember in my insignificant 52 years of existence. All of the dross in the news has been a result of her less than prodigious offspring or comically from Phileeep. That alone, with the British press is a bloody miracle.

[Cantaloupe]

BBC have shut down, it must be true.

[Petrus1983]

London Bridge stands strong.