Jan Moir and the Mail doing their bit for Olympic harmony

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'' We got our first medal, courtesy of cyclist Lizzie Armitstead. What an utter darling. According to commentators, she had ‘fresh legs in good shape’, which she used to batter heroically through a torrential rainstorm, only to come second to some bh from Holland. Never mind, after the 80-mile race Lizzie emerged without a speck of mud on her flawless complexion, manicure perfect, looking ready for her close-up.''

Nice eh?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180878/Ol...

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goldblum said:

I was referring to the OP.

What's your problem?

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Norfolkit said:

To be fair it is written as a jokey article and is quite funny in parts, you're either taking it too literally or being professionally offended because it's the Mail

You thought it was jokey? I wouldn't want to see her doing stand up. I'd say it was anything but