Dead fish hidden around property.

Dead fish hidden around property.

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BlackLabel

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13,251 posts

125 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Thought I'd put this in here as opposed to N,P&E because I've seen the subject mentioned in here before, usually as a lighthearted throwaway comment while talking about frozen sausages and red-bull etc. But it seems it does actually happen in real life - poor home owners.

Police hunt vandals who hid dead fish around Perthshire property


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Detectives are hunting vandals who packed a house with dead fish and prawns in a bizarre revenge attack.

Handfuls of rotting mackerel, crabs and langoustine were stuffed into wall cavities and under floorboards at a house being renovated in Stanley, near Perth.

The malicious prank has caused an estimated tens of thousands of pounds worth of damage and there are fears it will be impossible to get rid of the overpowering stench.

Owners have spent more than two years renovating the property, including a roof space conversion with new windows.

Neighbours said much of the work has had to be dismantled after shellfish were discovered behind a kitchen sink.

lunarscope

2,895 posts

244 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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That's piscine horrible !

Magic919

14,126 posts

203 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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lunarscope said:
That's piscine horrible !
Do explain that one.

greygoose

8,344 posts

197 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Magic919 said:
lunarscope said:
That's piscine horrible !
Do explain that one.
Ok, don't go off the deep end.

Evolved

3,589 posts

189 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Very fishy behaviour in my opinion, obviously annoyed the wrong people.

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Cod be with them

feef

5,206 posts

185 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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You mean they didn't hammer frozen sausages into the lawn?

valiant

10,561 posts

162 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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There's no plaice like home...

loughran

2,781 posts

138 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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anonymous said:
[redacted]
piscine
ˈpɪsʌɪn/
adjective
adjective: piscine

of or concerning fish.

Origin
late 18th century: from Latin piscis ‘fish’ + -ine1.

Just a Google away. wink

Little Lofty

3,362 posts

153 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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I know of some plumbers who didn't get paid for work they had carried out as the homeowner ran out of money. They got wind they weren't going to get paid and instead of ripping out what they had done they drilled tiny holes in pipes and loosened fittings, when the homeowner eventually finished the heating and turned on the water if flooded the house. This could be something similar.

crossy67

1,570 posts

181 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Oh my cod, imagine the sTench

8-P

2,775 posts

262 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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I was tempted to leave a few prawns in the suspended ceiling of my last job! Didnt in the end.

RDMcG

19,281 posts

209 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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It was a Hake crime.

callmedave

2,686 posts

147 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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valiant said:
There's no plaice like home...
Bravo!

0000

13,812 posts

193 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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crossy67 said:
Oh my cod, imagine the sTFrench
Edited for thread accuracy.

hairyben

8,516 posts

185 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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Little Lofty said:
I know of some plumbers who didn't get paid for work they had carried out as the homeowner ran out of money. They got wind they weren't going to get paid and instead of ripping out what they had done they drilled tiny holes in pipes and loosened fittings, when the homeowner eventually finished the heating and turned on the water if flooded the house. This could be something similar.
I'd say coulds a probable.

Knockers generally think theyre smarter than everyone but most trades know exactly what their game is long before it plays out.

blueg33

36,530 posts

226 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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It will be a contractor that feels he hasn't been paid his due. Other tricks include pin hols in central heating pipes, concrete in sewers etc

dudleybloke

20,060 posts

188 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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I've haddock 'nuff of the fishy puns.
Its not the plaice to do it.

amancalledrob

1,248 posts

136 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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Revenge on a impressive scale...

Andehh

7,127 posts

208 months

Wednesday 1st February 2017
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blueg33 said:
It will be a contractor that feels he hasn't been paid his due. Other tricks include pin hols in central heating pipes, concrete in sewers etc
Have you ever witnessed this sort of thing happening? Surely with some of the big builders being as ruthless as they can be at driving down the costs and getting their monies worth this isn't uncommon?