Real Estate nightmares

[technodup]

Phunk said:

Interesting kitchen, trying to work out the quadruple bed too

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

That's literally the next road to mine. I've seen much worse examples of interior design around here...

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

[Shnozz]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Looks like Autoglym is being used to "clean" the toilet. Alongside that standard bathroom equipment; a hacksaw.

[Doofus]

Shnozz said:

Looks like Autoglym is being used to "clean" the toilet. Alongside that standard bathroom equipment; a hacksaw.

Well, there's no cistern, so some decent hardware will be needed to the biannual flush.

[Chris Type R]

"Disclosed Reserve Price:£50,000." - why market at 45k then.

They're never going to sell that without an online floor plan

Looks like a decent sized plot.

[Chris Type R]

Doofus said:

Shnozz said:

Looks like Autoglym is being used to "clean" the toilet. Alongside that standard bathroom equipment; a hacksaw.

Well, there's no cistern, so some decent hardware will be needed to the biannual flush.

Wouldn't one typically use a wood-saw on logs ?

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Chris Type R said:

"Disclosed Reserve Price:£50,000." - why market at 45k then.

They're never going to sell that without an online floor plan

Looks like a decent sized plot.

It does seem silly, but I guess that this part of the particulars describes why -

• Guide Prices and Reserve Prices

Each property sold is subject to a Reserve Price. The Reserve Price, which is agreed between the seller and the auctioneer just prior to the auction, will be within + or - 10% of the Guide Price. The Guide Price is issued solely as a guide so that a buyer can consider whether or not to pursue their interest.

[Chris Type R]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

It does seem silly, but I guess that this part of the particulars describes why -

• Guide Prices and Reserve Prices

Each property sold is subject to a Reserve Price. The Reserve Price, which is agreed between the seller and the auctioneer just prior to the auction, will be within + or - 10% of the Guide Price. The Guide Price is issued solely as a guide so that a buyer can consider whether or not to pursue their interest.

But other than the perfectly good explanation ....

[Escort3500]

S100HP said:

Phunk said:

Interesting kitchen, trying to work out the quadruple bed too

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Thats awesome. Shame its in Scotland, and not overlooking a loch.

And has awful plastic windows

[Escort3500]

Chris Type R said:

"Disclosed Reserve Price:£50,000." - why market at 45k then.

They're never going to sell that without an online floor plan

Looks like a decent sized plot.

You’re basically buying a building plot. Good size as you say.

[VEX]

Never actually thought I would get to do this but.........


This actually had quite a bit of promise from the initial front photos, but wtaf??

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Edited by VEX on Friday 24th August 20:35

[VEX]

The more I look at it though the more it is the gift that keeps on giving!

What is the little hobbit house in the garden?

[Flibble]

VEX said:

The more I look at it though the more it is the gift that keeps on giving!

What is the little hobbit house in the garden?

Seems to be the "workshop."

[cossy400]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...


Interesting bathrooms.........

And them stairs at the back look abit of disaster waiting to happen.......

And also for offers over 299 they ll be lucky

[cossy400]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...


Interesting bathrooms.........

And them stairs at the back look abit of disaster waiting to happen.......

And also for offers over 299 they ll be lucky

[VEX]

The more I look at it though the more it is the gift that keeps on giving!

What is the little hobbit house in the garden?

[CPWilliams]

£1.6 million, interior from a 1970's comprehensive school:




https://www.onthemarket.com/details/3469701/

[p1stonhead]

CPWilliams said:

£1.6 million, interior from a 1970's comprehensive school:




https://www.onthemarket.com/details/3469701/

That is one of the most bizarre interiors I have ever seen.

[FourWheelDrift]

CPWilliams said:

https://www.onthemarket.com/details/3469701/

The interior just makes me feel very sad, it's genuinely oppressive. I couldn't feel comfortable sitting in that brick and wood entrance hall watching TV.

This is just insane.


I thought at first it was the lovers chair equivilant of tandem crapping but it looks like a bidet, clearly installed by someone who has never used a bidet. Notice the toilet paper is well out of reach, so I wouldn't want to be drying my hands on that towel.

[Chris Type R]

CPWilliams said:

£1.6 million, interior from a 1970's comprehensive school:




https://www.onthemarket.com/details/3469701/

Is it my eyes... have they used different mixes of mortar on that wall ? Very odd interior - the sharp corner on the wood burner is not attractive.