Solid wood flooring, is it really this difficult?!

Solid wood flooring, is it really this difficult?!

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bristoltype603

256 posts

49 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Seriously though kudos to the OP for doing this thread clap

LeadFarmer

7,411 posts

133 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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paulrockliffe said:
Read the other threads, he's told the Planning Officer that he's leaving it all open-plan and not putting a bathroom or a kitchen in. So that gap is for where the stud wall isn't going to go.

I'm more interested in the expansion gap that's been left?
He's only going to be doing gym training in that building, he won't be nipping to any toilet, or getting himself a drink, or washing his hands. Its purely going to be just a gym (though there might be a toilet shaped feature appear, and something that looks similar to the kitchen, but that won't be until after the planning officer has disappeared from the scene).

Nothing to see here Mrs Planning Orificer.

essayer

9,114 posts

196 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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anonymous said:
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Plane the battens at an angle so the room gently slopes down towards the doors

Assume you can level the gym equipment with adjustable feet etc

Carbon Sasquatch

4,695 posts

66 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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essayer said:
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Plane the battens at an angle so the room gently slopes down towards the doors

Assume you can level the gym equipment with adjustable feet etc
There is zero chance those guys have heard of a plane.

Seriously - stop now - the sooner you stop, the less it will cost to put right. It's like you've left the house, turned left instead of right, but because you've been driving for 2 hours you won't turn around......

Whatever you do from here is just going to look like a poor bodge.

LeadFarmer

7,411 posts

133 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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RuinEveryInchOfTheWorld?

dmsims

6,571 posts

269 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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wolfracesonic

7,119 posts

129 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Carbon Sasquatch said:
There is zero chance those guys have heard of a plane.

Seriously - stop now - the sooner you stop, the less it will cost to put right. It's like you've left the house, turned left instead of right, but because you've been driving for 2 hours you won't turn around......

Whatever you do from here is just going to look like a poor bodge.
Ignore this OP, let them carry on and when they’ve finished the flooring, employ them to do more work for you, not forgetting to post up pics, obviously, this is epic stuff. Out of curiosity, are there any fitting instructions with the flooring, is this (unlikely) one of the recommended methods of fixing?

PositronicRay

27,118 posts

185 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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I think you're all taking our hero too seriously.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

guindilias

5,245 posts

122 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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anonymous said:
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I think a couple of inches lower should see one floor in, and functioning doors to boot!

Simpo Two

85,815 posts

267 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Clearly the answer is to raise the sliding doors. When the floor is finished, just get them to remove the sliding doors, then angle-grind an inch from the top of the aperture, pop a bit of plank underneath and reinstall the doors on top.

thebraketester

14,297 posts

140 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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anonymous said:
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That floor needs to be re laid. Sorry.

essayer

9,114 posts

196 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Simpo Two said:
Clearly the answer is to raise the sliding doors. When the floor is finished, just get them to remove the sliding doors, then angle-grind an inch from the top of the aperture, pop a bit of plank underneath and reinstall the doors on top.
Would it not be easier to install the doors at an angle so they’d be at the correct floor level?

David A

3,611 posts

253 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Why are they lining the joints up like that? Is it because they need to meet the battens? What about the gap to the wall - surely you start at the wall and work out or the tongue won’t get into the groove?

I don’t understand why there is insulation underneath like that - the only thing I’ve seen similar was my log cabin aka a giant shed but the battens were on the slab and the insulation between them. Perhaps this is what they think they are doing (but wrong)

21TonyK

11,593 posts

211 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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thebraketester said:
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That floor needs to be re laid. Sorry.
From what I can see its screwed down so you might? be able to lift it? The uneven gaps on the second run will not help either? I am guessing you did not plan out the runs and room width?

Before it gets too late (or spend you evening) lifting what you can. Done correctly it is not a big job, even on your own.

RobbieTheTruth

1,884 posts

121 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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I'm enjoying this thread.

It's clear the OP has decided to let the job finish and come to it's natural conclusion, so lets all enjoy the ride and anticipate the updates!

He's been very gracious in providing pics along the way, despite the ridicule!

I say carry on, and keep us updated with every development.

I think the job will be good in the end!

thebraketester

14,297 posts

140 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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21TonyK said:
From what I can see its screwed down so you might? be able to lift it? The uneven gaps on the second run will not help either? I am guessing you did not plan out the runs and room width?

Before it gets too late (or spend you evening) lifting what you can. Done correctly it is not a big job, even on your own.
I suppose he could lift all the walls up 2”

carreauchompeur

17,864 posts

206 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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gts.981 said:
Not difficult when you know how. You and your ‘expert’ just don’t know how. I laid this on my own in a long weekend.

Wow, that looks ace. Proper parquet?

bristolbaron

4,882 posts

214 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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I feel like OP is Jeremy Beadle/Noel Edmonds and in a minute we’re going to have all fallen for something. Not sure what yet, but this can’t be real.

MDMetal

2,776 posts

150 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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bristolbaron said:
I feel like OP is Jeremy Beadle/Noel Edmonds and in a minute we’re going to have all fallen for something. Not sure what yet, but this can’t be real.
Imagine someone one day is going to buy this property..

TorqueDirty

1,501 posts

221 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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anonymous said:
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Maybe you could send your builders the link to this thread?

I'm sure we would all be interested to hear their thoughts on the general feedback.



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