Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

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NickCQ

5,392 posts

98 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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Blakeatron said:
The rear bedroom, ensuite and ‘utility’ must be a self contained rental/let of some sort?
That was my thought - second kitchen in that room, which presumably didn't comply with any regs / mortgage conditions.

RC1807

12,615 posts

170 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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Fermit said:


https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110859329#/...

On first glance it may not seem an obvious contender, but hear me out. Just down the road from my olds last house, for years it was a quaint little cottage requiring renovation. Now renovated, it's like a 14 year old lad who's discovered masturbation, and doesn't know when to stop. Extensions off extensions. Downstairs bedrooms (so likely for kids) off reception spaces (yeah, that'll help them sleep) and a downstairs shower room with all black tiles, meaning you'll need to steal some football ground floodlights to get it bright.

To me, a massive missed opportunity, and a mess.
Too many outbuildings, too many mismatched extensions, and a sex pond.
I agree, it's a mess.
Ahm ooot!

Fermit

13,133 posts

102 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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RC1807 said:
Fermit said:


https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110859329#/...

On first glance it may not seem an obvious contender, but hear me out. Just down the road from my olds last house, for years it was a quaint little cottage requiring renovation. Now renovated, it's like a 14 year old lad who's discovered masturbation, and doesn't know when to stop. Extensions off extensions. Downstairs bedrooms (so likely for kids) off reception spaces (yeah, that'll help them sleep) and a downstairs shower room with all black tiles, meaning you'll need to steal some football ground floodlights to get it bright.

To me, a massive missed opportunity, and a mess.
Too many outbuildings, too many mismatched extensions, and a sex pond.
I agree, it's a mess.
Ahm ooot!
My parents old place was sold with PP for a bungalow to be built at the bottom of its garden, and it required a hell of a lot of effort to get approval for this. I don't get someone in planning looking at a proposal for this and thinking 'yeah, that looks good'

I posted my parents old place on here sometime ago, asking if a nightmare. The general consensus was no for a lick of exterior paint (the baby blue chalet-bungalow) but that it would be a shame for someone to carve up their then lovely large back garden. I can report that that won't be happening, as it's been sold to a family made up of multi generations, who have now moved in. The double back to back garage is becoming a dog grooming parlour, so post treatments the doggy clients will have a smashing place to let off steam.

Doofus

26,228 posts

175 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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Fermit said:
My parents old place was sold with PP for a bungalow to be built at the bottom of its garden, and it required a hell of a lot of effort to get approval for this. I don't get someone in planning looking at a proposal for this and thinking 'yeah, that looks good'
Permitted Development?

Fermit

13,133 posts

102 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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Doofus said:
Permitted Development?
Sorry, yes, doh!

Doofus

26,228 posts

175 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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Fermit said:
Doofus said:
Permitted Development?
Sorry, yes, doh!
I was just guessing. smile

Electronicpants

2,661 posts

190 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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Not sure where to start, the glazed balustrading making it look like an office conversion, the kitchen in such a narrow room for the size of the property, the massive home cinema that appears to bigger than my local actual cinema, WTF is the glazed stage area about? The grey, THE GREY, SO MUCH GREY!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/117461144#/...

Bannock

5,022 posts

32 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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This is what happens when so many people spent so much time mocking magnolia and beige. Which are perfect colours for presenting an empty property to market. People are suggestible sheep.

Bonefish Blues

27,186 posts

225 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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How much would it cost to have that professionally repainted?

DanL

6,278 posts

267 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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I probably wouldn’t have gone as dark grey as they have, but grey is just another variant of off white, and a perfectly fine neutral colour in the “right” shade. I quite like the contrast of grey paint and white wood, when compared to the creamy/yellowy off whites.

In my view the dark grey and the dark grey carpets is what makes that a bit challenging, rather than it being grey per se.

Dark85

665 posts

150 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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I know it's mostly just atrocious décor but Jesus, why do so many of the uber rich have so little taste?




Bonefish Blues

27,186 posts

225 months

Wednesday 15th December 2021
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Still not selling, have the Oligarchs stopped buying?

Hoofy

76,597 posts

284 months

Doofus

26,228 posts

175 months

Bonefish Blues

27,186 posts

225 months

Thursday 16th December 2021
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Doofus said:
Is the answer not a lot for quite a lot of money? But as a property itself, it's OK.

Hoofy

76,597 posts

284 months

Thursday 16th December 2021
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Check the ensuite for one of the bedrooms.

Bonefish Blues

27,186 posts

225 months

Thursday 16th December 2021
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Assuming you mean the open plan bit, then privacy is easily restored with a wall and door.

krisdelta

4,567 posts

203 months

Thursday 16th December 2021
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Bonefish Blues said:
Doofus said:
Is the answer not a lot for quite a lot of money? But as a property itself, it's OK.
Lots of money, next to a commercial property (dog groomers) that is open 6 days a week. Constant traffic to and fro, no doubt ttish parking and lots of yapping. It's a nope from me.

Gareth79

7,732 posts

248 months

Thursday 16th December 2021
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krisdelta said:
Bonefish Blues said:
Doofus said:
Is the answer not a lot for quite a lot of money? But as a property itself, it's OK.
Lots of money, next to a commercial property (dog groomers) that is open 6 days a week. Constant traffic to and fro, no doubt ttish parking and lots of yapping. It's a nope from me.
And even if you don't mind being next to a dog groomer then that business could change to something else within that planning category at any time...

mike80

2,252 posts

218 months

Thursday 16th December 2021
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Is that an en suite, or a bathroom that happens to have a bed in it?