Show us your real estate pawn (vol 3)

[TTmonkey]

Bluedot said:

mattyn1 said:

Now I know this does not look like Real Estate Pawn on initial viewing of the photos, but I am trying to look past the amateur photo and description! So much so I am viewing next week! I keep being drawn back to this place so if nothing else it will satisfy my curioisity!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

£1.25 million in Ranvilles Lane, wow.
Needs a decent wedge spent getting it together as well.
Sorry but just don't see any value in that, the area is really nothing special and there are dozens of properties in the local countryside that I'd prefer.
Each to their own and all that.

Fekin photographer must have a goddam twitch too. Worst photograph of a ste house ever.

[FourWheelDrift]

TTmonkey said:

Bluedot said:

mattyn1 said:

Now I know this does not look like Real Estate Pawn on initial viewing of the photos, but I am trying to look past the amateur photo and description! So much so I am viewing next week! I keep being drawn back to this place so if nothing else it will satisfy my curioisity!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

£1.25 million in Ranvilles Lane, wow.
Needs a decent wedge spent getting it together as well.
Sorry but just don't see any value in that, the area is really nothing special and there are dozens of properties in the local countryside that I'd prefer.
Each to their own and all that.

Fekin photographer must have a goddam twitch too. Worst photograph of a ste house ever.

Photographer identity revealed


Photo 95 was when he was crapping behind a bush.

[ben5575]

Mark Benson said:

Not on a par with some (most) of the houses on the thread, but a 5-bed Victorian villa, stabling, an 11m sitting room and a sauna for £445k....



http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Please buy it. I'm trying the buy a paddock from the owner's other house and they won't sell me it until they sell this one.

[Bluedot]

TTmonkey said:

Bluedot said:

mattyn1 said:

Now I know this does not look like Real Estate Pawn on initial viewing of the photos, but I am trying to look past the amateur photo and description! So much so I am viewing next week! I keep being drawn back to this place so if nothing else it will satisfy my curioisity!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

£1.25 million in Ranvilles Lane, wow.
Needs a decent wedge spent getting it together as well.
Sorry but just don't see any value in that, the area is really nothing special and there are dozens of properties in the local countryside that I'd prefer.
Each to their own and all that.

Fekin photographer must have a goddam twitch too. Worst photograph of a ste house ever.

Nah, this one is worse

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[Flibble]

Bluedot said:

Nah, this one is worse

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Good God.
Ironic that the vendor wants a quick sale but has employed the worst estate agent in the country...

[Croutons]

Flibble said:

Bluedot said:

Nah, this one is worse

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Good God.
Ironic that the vendor wants a quick sale but has employed the worst estate agent in the country...

"Vendor has already brought".

[minimoog]

Croutons said:

"Vendor has already brought".

'Proceed in a timely manor' oi oi!

[mattyn1]

We are seeing an increasing number of self written ads for property, or are EA really st nowadays?

[PositronicRay]

Croutons said:

Flibble said:

Bluedot said:

Nah, this one is worse

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Good God.
Ironic that the vendor wants a quick sale but has employed the worst estate agent in the country...

"Vendor has already brought".

Look @ the other adds by the same EA.

Plain, straight forward, telling it how it is. I kinda like that.

[C Lee Farquar]

DonkeyApple said:

The house above only has 1500 acres. Nowhere near enough to generate any meaningful revenues. The crude rule of thumb on farmland is that it generates about £90/acre a year, most equestrian facilities are loss making follies and even a good shoot doesn’t generate mega bucks. You’re definitely going to be haemorrhaging cash running that place.

Yes, I read Alex James claimed farming was costing him more than his £1m cocaine habit and London partying.

[Flibble]

PositronicRay said:

Look @ the other adds by the same EA.

Plain, straight forward, telling it how it is. I kinda like that.

Their website really sets them apart from the crowd too.
http://noonestateagents.com/

[mattyn1]

Flibble said:

Their website really sets them apart from the crowd too.
http://noonestateagents.com/

A fair few STC/UO or Sold too.

[silentbrown]

DonkeyApple said:

The house above only has 1500 acres. Nowhere near enough to generate any meaningful revenues. The crude rule of thumb on farmland is that it generates about £90/acre a year, most equestrian facilities are loss making follies and even a good shoot doesn’t generate mega bucks. You’re definitely going to be haemorrhaging cash running that place.

Particularly if you start getting into £1M legal battles with builders, architects and even garden designers. Google "Martin Dawes" "Dinmore Manor"

[Escort3500]

Yes please

https://www.struttandparker.com/properties/lottish...

[anonymous-user]

Nice-ish house, horrific website.

[caduceus]

PositronicRay said:

Look @ the other adds by the same EA.

Plain, straight forward, telling it how it is. I kinda like that.

I know! Itz well wiked innit bruv

[Blackpuddin]

ben5575 said:

Mark Benson said:

Not on a par with some (most) of the houses on the thread, but a 5-bed Victorian villa, stabling, an 11m sitting room and a sauna for £445k....



http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Please buy it. I'm trying the buy a paddock from the owner's other house and they won't sell me it until they sell this one.

Lovely big swimming pool.

[Gad-Westy]

Blackpuddin said:

ben5575 said:

Mark Benson said:

Not on a par with some (most) of the houses on the thread, but a 5-bed Victorian villa, stabling, an 11m sitting room and a sauna for £445k....



http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Please buy it. I'm trying the buy a paddock from the owner's other house and they won't sell me it until they sell this one.

Lovely big swimming pool.

Oooo, like that place. Just about commutable for me...

[mattyn1]

This is pleasant:

Garaging.
Land.
Views.
Wildlife.
Probably a repost

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Brochure: http://media.rightmove.co.uk/29k/28692/52551624/28...

[FlatToTheMat]

mattyn1 said:

This is pleasant:

Garaging.
Land.
Views.
Wildlife.
Probably a repost

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Brochure: http://media.rightmove.co.uk/29k/28692/52551624/28...

The security door of the Master bedroom is an interesting addition, Im aware of them being fitted but never seen it, as is the integral stair case to a upper gallery, dressing room and undisclosed room only accessible from the Master suite... Sex Dungeon or Security Paranoid?