Show us your real estate pawn (vol 2)

[Harry H]

Love the Knight frank web site how it offers "financing options" on a £30 mill property and

"There are also numerous buses offering access to the West End and the City" People with a £30mill house often need a bus I would imagine.

[Justayellowbadge]

Harry H said:

Love the Knight frank web site how it offers "financing options" on a £30 mill property and

"There are also numerous buses offering access to the West End and the City" People with a £30mill house often need a bus I would imagine.

Their staff may well do.

[irocfan]

now this I really like:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

just ticks all the boxes... except for location

[irocfan]

FourWheelDrift said:

at least if you buy one that is for sale the neighbours will be quiet.

Get on the billionaire's property ladder

http://search.knightfrank.com/ham110213

got to be honest I was expecting something quite tacky and footballerish - by and large though it's not too bad

[OneDs]

irocfan said:

FourWheelDrift said:

at least if you buy one that is for sale the neighbours will be quiet.

Get on the billionaire's property ladder

http://search.knightfrank.com/ham110213

got to be honest I was expecting something quite tacky and footballerish - by and large though it's not too bad

Really... a silver corner chesterfield for example with faux 18th century chandelier, alright it's no footballer tacky tat but by god it's eyewateringly expensive awful, it's like the owners Mrs got her friend who's some second rate interior designer and they've has spunked a monumental amount of st over nearly every room (a couple look passable), and when they ran out of ideas in the garden they got one off the peg at Chelsea.

[Blackpuddin]

The communal areas look like a bloody department store.

[tim-b]

irocfan said:

now this I really like:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

just ticks all the boxes... except for location

I like the feature tombstone in the study

[Blown2CV]

irocfan said:

now this I really like:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

just ticks all the boxes... except for location

looks cool. I can't help but think that a character property like this would have aspects to it which would drive me nuts within 5 minutes of living there.

[Moominho]

The cheaper one on The Bishop's Avenue (the 7.95 million one) is very nice, I could see myself living in that one.

[vescaegg]

Blown2CV said:

irocfan said:

now this I really like:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

just ticks all the boxes... except for location

looks cool. I can't help but think that a character property like this would have aspects to it which would drive me nuts within 5 minutes of living there.

I like how the estate agent has left the before and after photoshop versions of their pictures on the advert!

BEFORE


AFTER


Its hard to tell above but quickly flick back and forth between the two above on the actual website - they have stretched the building!

Edited by vescaegg on Wednesday 12th February 16:40

[jke11y]

There was one posted on here previously that had left both sets of pictures on, and they had done all sorts of things (adding fences, turfing a dreadful bit of garden) - was pretty amusing.

[FourWheelDrift]

jke11y said:

There was one posted on here previously that had left both sets of pictures on, and they had done all sorts of things (adding fences, turfing a dreadful bit of garden) - was pretty amusing.

Was that the Irish one that had added fake blue water to an empty indoor pool?

[Shnozz]

Blown2CV said:

irocfan said:

now this I really like:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

just ticks all the boxes... except for location

looks cool. I can't help but think that a character property like this would have aspects to it which would drive me nuts within 5 minutes of living there.

I can't help but think in the middle of a truly debauched sex session you would feel rather uneasy living in a former house of God.

[vescaegg]

Shnozz said:

Blown2CV said:

irocfan said:

now this I really like:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

just ticks all the boxes... except for location

looks cool. I can't help but think that a character property like this would have aspects to it which would drive me nuts within 5 minutes of living there.

I can't help but think in the middle of a truly debauched sex session you would feel rather uneasy living in a former house of God.

Do you feel that now when you think the tooth fairy may be watching?

[Blown2CV]

vescaegg said:

Shnozz said:

Blown2CV said:

irocfan said:

now this I really like:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

just ticks all the boxes... except for location

looks cool. I can't help but think that a character property like this would have aspects to it which would drive me nuts within 5 minutes of living there.

I can't help but think in the middle of a truly debauched sex session you would feel rather uneasy living in a former house of God.

Do you feel that now when you think the tooth fairy may be watching?

the tooth fairy is hot surely

[Shnozz]

vescaegg said:

Shnozz said:

Blown2CV said:

irocfan said:

now this I really like:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

just ticks all the boxes... except for location

looks cool. I can't help but think that a character property like this would have aspects to it which would drive me nuts within 5 minutes of living there.

I can't help but think in the middle of a truly debauched sex session you would feel rather uneasy living in a former house of God.

Do you feel that now when you think the tooth fairy may be watching?

Whilst I would add religion to the same shelf in the book shop as the tooth fairy and santa claus, there's enough of the what-if in me that makes me think I should just play ball enough to hope I might get a place aboard the great white cloud, even if I have to wait a few weeks to go through clearing.

That said, some wicked bible based fantasies could be fulfilled. Mary Magdalene always came across as a bit of a hottie.

[FourWheelDrift]

Shnozz said:

Whilst I would add religion to the same shelf in the book shop as the tooth fairy and santa claus, there's enough of the what-if in me that makes me think I should just play ball enough to hope I might get a place aboard the great white cloud, even if I have to wait a few weeks to go through clearing.

That said, some wicked bible based fantasies could be fulfilled. Mary Magdalene always came across as a bit of a hottie.

Like put up a cross outside and not look like a loony - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlZQhNlwc7U

You could also add an ex-waxworks horror body on it with a sign that says "Cold caller" to scare off the Jehovah's witnesses.

[Mobile Chicane]

Blown2CV said:

irocfan said:

now this I really like:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

just ticks all the boxes... except for location

looks cool. I can't help but think that a character property like this would have aspects to it which would drive me nuts within 5 minutes of living there.

I love it!

Basildon, not so much.

But I can tell you that such places are a sod to heat, plus you're forever banging your head on the beams in the mezzanine bedroom.

[irocfan]

Mobile Chicane said:

Blown2CV said:

irocfan said:

now this I really like:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

just ticks all the boxes... except for location

looks cool. I can't help but think that a character property like this would have aspects to it which would drive me nuts within 5 minutes of living there.

I love it!

Basildon, not so much.

it's worserererer than that - it's Cray's Hill and within easy walking distance of Dale Farm

[Justayellowbadge]

Might need a couple of quid spending on it.

http://search.knightfrank.co.uk/cho090108