Show us your real estate pawn (vol 3)

[bp1]

Never had much of a problem with midges on the islands - its usually too windy

[Bonefish Blues]

Or too cold, or too wet, you're right!

[akirk]

Bonefish Blues said:

One word.

Midges.

they don't seem to bite me - not sweet enough probably

[Davey S2]

Matt80M said:

https://www.onthemarket.com/details/5346861/

Might be a marmite one, but I'm impressed by the workmanship.

Looks like a boutique hotel rather than a home.

[silentbrown]

Pwig said:

Calgary, Tobermory, Isle of Mull
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Love the backstory re the name on that one.

[TTmonkey]

Davey S2 said:

Matt80M said:

https://www.onthemarket.com/details/5346861/

Might be a marmite one, but I'm impressed by the workmanship.

Looks like a boutique hotel rather than a home.

I really like it.

Cant understand the function of the 'blue room' in pic 17.... any ideas?

[TTmonkey]

Andrew[MG] said:

Another one where they are hiding a pretty significant problem... https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

the now defunct 'family fun park' next door? I'd guess they didn't have much trade before it was closed down, even less now....

[Gameface]

Has hints of sauna or wet room but can't be...

[DonkeyApple]

Bonefish Blues said:

One word.

Midges.

I think you have to refer to them as vertically challenged people these days?

[DonkeyApple]

TTmonkey said:

Davey S2 said:

Matt80M said:

https://www.onthemarket.com/details/5346861/

Might be a marmite one, but I'm impressed by the workmanship.

Looks like a boutique hotel rather than a home.

I really like it.

Cant understand the function of the 'blue room' in pic 17.... any ideas?

It’s a slightly strange property. You have a boardroom and a club lounge. Not sure what the blue room is. Could there be a giant mincer in the box?

Maybe you’re meant to have a board meeting, then go to the lounge to celebrate before winding down having prostitutes fed into the mincer while catching up on some reading?

[mattyn1]

This says it is fully customisable so presumably one could tone the decor down a notch or two!

https://www.fazwaz.com/property-sales/6-bed-villa-...

Never been to Pattaya - I have heard it is quite, erm, interesting!

[phil_cardiff]

Pwig said:

Calgary, Tobermory, Isle of Mull
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Is that a strip light in the kitchen?! I'm out.

[kowalski655]

DonkeyApple said:

It’s a slightly strange property. You have a boardroom and a club lounge. Not sure what the blue room is. Could there be a giant mincer in the box?

Its homophobic if you call them that...or put them in a box

[TTmonkey]

DonkeyApple said:

It’s a slightly strange property. You have a boardroom and a club lounge. Not sure what the blue room is. Could there be a giant mincer in the box?

Maybe you’re meant to have a board meeting, then go to the lounge to celebrate before winding down having prostitutes fed into the mincer while catching up on some reading?

Well that was my first thought naturally.... but I couldn’t see a sausage making machine so what would you do with your minced up prossies?

[pidsy]

TTmonkey said:

Well that was my first thought naturally.... but I couldn’t see a sausage making machine so what would you do with your minced up prossies?

Sprinkle them on the rose beds.
Excellent fertiliser.

Isn’t that what everyone does?

[Meridius]

Lake Como villa with underfloor boat garage for full James Bond mode

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/18...

[p1stonhead]

Meridius said:

Lake Como villa with underfloor boat garage for full James Bond mode

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/18...

That is too fking cool.

[leglessAlex]

Meridius said:

Lake Como villa with underfloor boat garage for full James Bond mode

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/18...

POA.... How much do we think that'll be? £20m? I have no handle on that kind of thing.

[treehack]

Meridius said:

Lake Como villa with underfloor boat garage for full James Bond mode

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/18...

I'm really liking that, wonder what the asking price is?

[Gameface]

Lovely location. Too poncey inside.