Real Estate nightmares

[irocfan]

BugLebowski said:

Saw this on twitter and thought of this thread, not the best advertisement. Going to be a nervous few hours for the owner I think....




https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/53539334

I would not be spending the night there!!!

[GIYess]

classicaholic said:

Bit damp today to start the footings!

Just shows you what is wrong with planning today!

[irocfan]

I suppose not a nightmare per se - more "...has potential..." (although IMO not nearly enough)

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/54000011...

[CharlesdeGaulle]

irocfan said:

I suppose not a nightmare per se - more "...has potential..." (although IMO not nearly enough)

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/54000011...

Nothing too intimidating there in terms of work I guess, but it seems very pricey for what it is.

[Zonergem]

I'm guessing that this was designed by the owner occupier. PH marks for five garages and I quite like the menagerie wallpaper in the playroom.


http://www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/68149233

[stongle]

Zonergem said:

I'm guessing that this was designed by the owner occupier. PH marks for five garages and I quite like the menagerie wallpaper in the playroom.
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/68149233

"Designed" seems overly generous.

[Shnozz]

Fookin' ell. If that is considered a real estate nightmare my place must be considered unliveable.

[FourWheelDrift]

Do I see 5 different styles of windows?

[ro250]

Zonergem said:

I'm guessing that this was designed by the owner occupier. PH marks for five garages and I quite like the menagerie wallpaper in the playroom.


http://www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/68149233

Not sure if I told the missus I'd just bought us that she would describe it as a nightmare! The kids room is a bit indulgent but I'd say a pretty nice pad.

[irocfan]

Shnozz said:

Fookin' ell. If that is considered a real estate nightmare my place must be considered unliveable.

this ^^^^

[Trustmeimadoctor]

the wife likes it cos round tower to her thats important :s

[cmvtec]

For such a place I would expect the conversion of the original integral four car garage to be more seamless....

[Trustmeimadoctor]

Space for staff so thats good

[Escort3500]

“Designed by the owner occupier...”

Drawn is more accurate (and badly at that).

A horrible muddle of architectural styles and influences complemented by a hideous interior. Excellent candidate for this thread.

[borcy]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...
Love the crocodile

[Fishlegs]

borcy said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...
Love the crocodile

There have been a lot of WTF moments in this thread, but that's possibly the WTFiest of them all.

[FourWheelDrift]

Fishlegs said:

borcy said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...
Love the crocodile

There have been a lot of WTF moments in this thread, but that's possibly the WTFiest of them all.

The entire pool room, looks like a converted dining room and how big is the pool really without the agents fish-eye lens? Probably replaced a snooker table but they've moved up in the world since.

[Fishlegs]

Given the decor, which suggests the owners are not youthful, I wonder if it was installed for health reasons?

[PostHeads123]

Its the price I can't get over £299k so cheap, where I live for something like that you would need to add a million to the price, you couldn't even get a 1 bed flat for that.

[WinstonWolf]

FourWheelDrift said:

Fishlegs said:

borcy said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...
Love the crocodile

There have been a lot of WTF moments in this thread, but that's possibly the WTFiest of them all.

The entire pool room, looks like a converted dining room and how big is the pool really without the agents fish-eye lens? Probably replaced a snooker table but they've moved up in the world since.

The whole room is 8.51m long, I would imagine I could swim the entire pool on one stroke!