Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

[Trustmeimadoctor]

That's stockpiling as no one drinks that much orange squash

[Escort3500]

Crap 30 second vid of crap sex pond certainly grabs your attention

No pics of the garden and the blinds to the windows facing it are all closed. Hmmm…

Edited by Escort3500 on Wednesday 8th March 16:08

[Bannock]

Trustmeimadoctor said:

Tiled floors and generic art prints tasty

Tiled floors everywhere, except...the utility room, which is carpeted.

[EmBe]

wpa1975 said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131966117#/...

A disco sex pond, mass catering and wipe-clean flooring throughout - just missing the pampas grass in the front garden.

[ro250]

I don't like hot tubs or some of the decor but surely that house is far from a nightmare?

[paulguitar]

ro250 said:

I don't like hot tubs or some of the decor but surely that house is far from a nightmare?

It's pretty grim.

[FourWheelDrift]

Who puts down ceramic floor tiles downstairs and upstairs in this country and it's radiator CH not underfloor?

[dundarach]

ro250 said:

I don't like hot tubs or some of the decor but surely that house is far from a nightmare?

I agree it's more of a restless catnap than nightmare!

[castex]

Hahaha that's horrible! The only thing I like is the Siberian tiger.

[Sporky]

Trustmeimadoctor said:

That's stockpiling as no one drinks that much orange squash

One day my house will be on this thread and the store room will be remarked upon.

[GT9]

Sporky said:

One day my house will be on this thread and the store room will be remarked upon.

Prepper or cereal killer?

Pun intended.

[rodericb]

FourWheelDrift said:

Who puts down ceramic floor tiles downstairs and upstairs in this country and it's radiator CH not underfloor?

Easier to wipe spoof off tiles than wash it out of carpet?

[Mabbs9]

Escort3500 said:

Crap 30 second vid of crap sex pond certainly grabs your attention

No pics of the garden and the blinds to the windows facing it are all closed. Hmmm…

Edited by Escort3500 on Wednesday 8th March 16:08

From Google earth it looks a lot like the garden is almost covered with sheds!

[Sporky]

GT9 said:

Sporky said:

One day my house will be on this thread and the store room will be remarked upon.

Prepper or cereal killer?

Pun intended.

I get very upset if I run out of Ribena.

[Catastrophic Poo]

GT03ROB said:

JustinCredible said:

malaccamax said:

Someone's gone ALL out to Evoque their ex Local Authority semi, without actually extending. Dressing room and all! Actually quite respect the result (not a nightmare). Price is well within boundaries of the area.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132161147#/...

Like putting lipstick on a pig

Aside from the giraffe in the toilet, its really not that bad.

Yup.

Outside is specked for a larger property, but the inside is fine - some pretty nice bits really.

[greggy50]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132412070#/...

£1.5m to have a st in your bedroom...

I don't mind the house overall however.

[MesoForm]

greggy50 said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132412070#/...

£1.5m to have a st in your bedroom...

I don't mind the house overall however.

That's just horrid - why wouldn't you at least put a dividing wall across?

Rest of the house is nice, lots of 'extra' rooms downstairs for a 4 bed house.

[Sporky]

That'd be brilliant if one of you has food poisoning.

Edited by Sporky on Thursday 9th March 15:35

[paulguitar]

Sporky said:

That'd be brilliant if one of you has good poisoning.

What the hell is 'good poisoning!?

[GT9]

greggy50 said:

£1.5m to have a st in your bedroom...

It's not all bad, there's an extra bit of cupboard next to the bed for your partner to wait in whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.