Real Estate nightmares

[DocJock]

'kin'ell, close the thread, we have a winner!

[Trustmeimadoctor]

Shock its still for sale we had it a few months ago

[jke11y]

Trustmeimadoctor said:

Shock its still for sale we had it a few months ago

Is that the one where one of the neighbours cleared a sand dune so he could see the sea?

[irocfan]

jke11y said:

Trustmeimadoctor said:

Shock its still for sale we had it a few months ago

Is that the one where one of the neighbours cleared a sand dune so he could see the sea?

[thebraketester]

Trustmeimadoctor said:

Shock its still for sale we had it a few months ago

Sorry, I had not seen it.

Hideous none the less.

[sinbaddio]

thebraketester said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Offered for sale by 'Unique Estate Agency' - apt.

[ILikeCake]

This is hardly a nightmare, but makes it on here due to the description:

"...No. 29 is a modern family home with predominantly lateral accommodation..."

what is "predominantly lateral accommodation" you ask? It's a bungalow.


https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

[PositronicRay]

ILikeCake said:

This is hardly a nightmare, but makes it on here due to the description:

"...No. 29 is a modern family home with predominantly lateral accommodation..."

what is "predominantly lateral accommodation" you ask? It's a bungalow.


https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Apart from the price, and cladding (which I wooden change) and deck (which I wood) I like this.

Looks a decent job, and easy to live in!

The more I look the more attractive it gets, maybe a bit close to the A36. But conveniently placed for everything I need.

Edited by PositronicRay on Friday 1st May 08:01

[Steve H]

DocJock said:

'kin'ell, close the thread, we have a winner!

It’s godawful on the exterior and the bedrooms are just bland but am I the only one that thinks some of the living area is so 70s/bad that it’s kind of rather good?

Unlike the Glasgow monstrosity from the previous page where the exterior is fine but somebody has thrown bling at the rooms until they could take no more

[DonkeyApple]

Steve H said:

DocJock said:

'kin'ell, close the thread, we have a winner!

It’s godawful on the exterior and the bedrooms are just bland but am I the only one that thinks some of the living area is so 70s/bad that it’s kind of rather good?

Unlike the Glasgow monstrosity from the previous page where the exterior is fine but somebody has thrown bling at the rooms until they could take no more

It’s so shocking that it is awesome. The carpets alone are the act of a criminal genius. There is not an interior designer on the planet good enough to recreate the visual and textural experience of being inside the mind of a lunatic. I really like it. At the right price you’d run it as a specialist Airbnb.

[C Lee Farquar]

DonkeyApple said:

It’s so shocking that it is awesome. The carpets alone are the act of a criminal genius. There is not an interior designer on the planet good enough to recreate the visual and textural experience of being inside the mind of a lunatic. I really like it. At the right price you’d run it as a specialist Airbnb.

I was clicking through, thinking the style is of it's time... and then a giraffe appeared

[bungz]

Not a nightmare more of a time capsule.

I kind of like it, wouldn't be able to live with it but there is so much terrible 70's going on in that is kind of amazing.

[nikaiyo2]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Wow just wow!

£8m penthouse and a CRT TV at the end of the bed. Council

Edited by nikaiyo2 on Saturday 2nd May 20:55

[mgtony]

That place doesn't even look old enough for all that to have been done/fitted when/if it was (ever) in fashion.

[Doofus]

7 bedrooms? FFS, make more reception space.

1. Stupid use of space
2. Appalling decoration
3. Mental price
4. London

[babelfish]

What a sensible place to put the dining room. So handy for the kitchen....

[FourWheelDrift]

"What do you mean she wants everything covered?"

[irocfan]

Doofus said:

7 bedrooms? FFS, make more reception space.

1. Stupid use of space
2. Appalling decoration
3. Mental price
4. London

Nailed it

[WyrleyD]

Isn't that the block in which Jeffrey Archer lives, also in a penthouse.

[RC1807]

Wow, just, wow...and not in a good way!
I agree with the above comments entirely.