I have a mental neighbour

[Rude-boy]

ajprice said:

Return the note with this stuck on it.

This, so this.

[SplatSpeed]

mail him a cheque for 10 p towards the cost

mark the envelope payment enclosed

don't put on a stamp

[matthewg]

Either ignore (this is easiest) or send him a bill for opening your letterbox.

I really like the option

• Knock on door
• Show him not and say "I dont have a cart"
• Wait for him to respond

Laugh etc

[Petrolhead_Rich]

I've just had to attempt to read this to everyone in the office, pure PH gold....

[Zeek]

You absolutely must get yourself a cat costume like this and keep setting off his lights...

[thetapeworm]

Is the outlet from his boiler anywhere near the sensor for the light?

I've seen the hot air from these set them off before now.

[Jonathan27]

How much do they think it cost for to run a light bulb? Offer them 10p. to f k off.

[RDMcG]

Bill him for blackout curtains due to sleep interruptions caused by the light flashing on and off.

[jdw100]

DavesFlaps said:

Hire a cat costume from a fancy dress shop.

Put on cat costume, go round to his house and ask if he has "a fking problem".

I'm still laughing at this 10 minutes later...!

[PaulHogan]

Dear Neighbour,

Meow, meow, meow.

Purr.

Tiddles
x

[CraigW]

send him a picure of a cat in lieu of payment.

[Frankeh]

PaulHogan said:

Dear Neighbour,

Meow, meow, meow.

Purr.

Tiddles
x

Or:

Meow Puuur,

Meow meow meow, meow. Meow meow meow.
Meow meow.

Meow Puur,
Meow.

Then put a paw print at the bottom.

[MoonMonkey]

I can't believe you have such a dimwitted neighbour.. Contribution to the leccy bill

[Mr Whippy]

Hahaha, that is ace.

How much can a light bulb REALLY use?

I doubt the cat is so bored it sets the light off all night every night.


Some people are funny. Also a good indication your neighbour is a 'tard... handy for future reference

[ShadownINja]

[justin220]

killsta said:

Send him a note asking for a contribution to your heating bill because of the draught he let in opening your letterbox.

Excellent!!

[DeputyDawg]

after reading the note said the cat is doing this "delibratly" I immediately had visions of said cat performing a song and dance routine decked out with top hat, striped jacket and walking stick using the "spotlight" as a stage.

Just my warped soh.

[MoonMonkey]

A theme on the cat costume.

Get a mate to dress up as said cat. Both go round to neighbour and knock on the door. When they answer don't give them the opportunity to speak just start giving the 'cat' a bloody good bking, how inconiderate it is being etc etc then just leave.

[DeadMeat_UK]

"I am sorry, I don't own a cat"

[Fidgits]