I have a mental neighbour

[thetapeworm]

Macd355 said:

Any updates on this? One of the funniest threads in a while.

I suspect this fictional account has reached it's conclusion in favour of another one.

[mph1977]

DavesFlaps said:

Hire a cat costume from a fancy dress shop.

Put on cat costume, go round to his house and ask if he has "a fking problem".

now that is the PH solution ...

[Pondered Scrotum]

Another bullst thread comes to a close then.

Are threads like this better than, worse than or akin to trolling?

[ZesPak]

Pondered Scrotum said:

Another bullst thread comes to a close then.

Are threads like this better than, worse than or akin to trolling?

Considering the pictures/stories he provided were more than mildly amusing, plus the originality of the set-up, I'd say he has a better imagination that most movie directors.

[Pondered Scrotum]

ZesPak said:

Pondered Scrotum said:

Another bullst thread comes to a close then.

Are threads like this better than, worse than or akin to trolling?

Considering the pictures/stories he provided were more than mildly amusing, plus the originality of the set-up, I'd say he has a better imagination that most movie directors.

But ultimately, still trolling bks...

[ZesPak]

Pondered Scrotum said:

But ultimately, still trolling bks...

Yes, but of the amusing sort.

[911motorsport]

Pondered Scrotum said:

ZesPak said:

Pondered Scrotum said:

Another bullst thread comes to a close then.

Are threads like this better than, worse than or akin to trolling?

Considering the pictures/stories he provided were more than mildly amusing, plus the originality of the set-up, I'd say he has a better imagination that most movie directors.

But ultimately, still trolling bks...

I'm sorry but I take exception to that. The events as reported on this thread are an accurate account of what happened. If you choose to believe otherwise then so be it, but please do not 'contribute' to my thread just to hurl insults.

[Conian]

too right 911ms, but... come on we do need some resolution here
you got us all hard, now finish us off

[911motorsport]

He had a stroke

[chunkol]

[Pondered Scrotum]

Feel free to give factual, current and equally entertaining updates.

Or abuse will the thrown. Liberally. And not in the hand wringing, money spunking, Labour way either.

[IanMorewood]

Does the cat need to visit him with a get well card?

[Terisis]

IanMorewood said:

Does the cat need to visit him with a get well card?

Something like this should do the trick:

[nomisesor]

911motorsport said:

I'm sorry but I take exception to that. The events as reported on this thread are an accurate account of what happened. If you choose to believe otherwise then so be it, but please do not 'contribute' to my thread just to hurl insults.

I've been on leave and haven't checked this thread recently, but I can confirm what 911ms says - all he says is true, as Jim would testify if he or one of the Legionnaires was prepared to blow their PH cover, which, as he's stopped winding 911ms up (accounting for the lack of developments), I suspect they won't.

[Revisitph]

18 months on - any news from your end? Jim said he'd left it for a while hoping for some snow last year and then this, but got tired of waiting and put out some burnt out G4 bulbs and a note with just a pawprint (thinking of a bit of groundbait and a size 22 hook seeing as the neighbour seemed a bit wary) and thought there might have been a nibble.

[Art0ir]

Just read the whole thing.. I don't even care if it's true or not, the effigy had me in tears.

[JudgeMental]

What, you mean the feathered pan dog?:

911motorsport said:

UPDATE!


It would appear that he has fastened two wooden 'arms' (no doubt what he's been bashing it with) to the handles of a saucepan and mounted it on a striped citronella candle. To this he has added a quantity of fur (feathers???).

However, the most disturbing aspect is the printed picture of a snarling dog's face that he has stuck on the pan!

[blindswelledrat]

911motorsport said:

He had a stroke

Sad ending to a funny thread.
Holy resurrection indeed. I don't even know how I found myself on this thread.

How is he now 911? Did he recover?

[gwm]

Loved this.

Any updates?

[shambolic]

blindswelledrat said:

Sad ending to a funny thread.
Holy resurrection indeed. I don't even know how I found myself on this thread.

How is he now 911? Did he recover?

The cat or the neighbour?