Homeless.

[joestifff]

So you have £24k in the bank.

Just go buy this if you love Blackpool that much:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

£24k in Blackpool, you'll live like a king

[callmedave]

Theres plenty of Pubs (around me anyway) that have a few caravans set up in a field near by. the going rate is around £100-200 a month. its all cash in had stuff. tell them your name is Joe bloggs/John smith and maybe pay £20 extra. They wont bat an eyelid.

Set your self a new identity if you wish to 'move on'.

[alfie2244]

There's a spare bench in Malaga airport....free ham and tuna so it can't be too bad.

[R8Steve]

Here you go, I'd ask for an invite to the housewarming party but I can't give you my name or address unfortunately. Hope you understand.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[battered]

joestifff said:

So you have £24k in the bank.

Just go buy this if you love Blackpool that much:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

£24k in Blackpool, you'll live like a king

Bloody hell, that has to be better than sleeping in a car or coughing 40 notes a night. OK, it's in Blackpool, but that's seriously cheap. Tart that up and it's an airBnB palace, you'd be all right.

[Civilian47]

Hey Captain Dilbert, didn't you get enough attention on OcUK?

[Iva Barchetta]

alfie2244 said:

There's a spare bench in Malaga airport....free ham and tuna so it can't be too bad.

Don't be ridiculous ,he'll have to show his passport at the gate and he doesn't like "checks".....

Immigration, customs,airline might spot his date of birth or summat.

[hotchy]

Buy a caravan then. Pitch up illegally. Sorted for a month or 2 at a time until moved on 100 yards.

[BugLebowski]

RicksAlfas said:

It makes him Jack Reacher!

At least the OP has a car. The lamest thing about Jack Reacher was how he travelled about by bus rather than get a licence. Nobody cool ever uses a bus as their main form of transport. FFS Jack get a fake licence or something.

[hyphen]

Sir Lord Poopie said:

I've considered flats, terraced homes and house shares, .

Have you looked at being a lodger? i.,e just renting a room in the owners house. Can be more informal than standard letting checks.

[Lesgrandepotato]

Perhaps a trip to citizens advice? Maybe alls fine. Maybe not, perhaps a little support would help.

[98elise]

joestifff said:

So you have £24k in the bank.

Just go buy this if you love Blackpool that much:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

£24k in Blackpool, you'll live like a king

Don't be silly, the OP would have to give his details to a solicitor, and an estate agent.

[7795]

Good luck in getting a job if you have the same attitude towards potential employers; you need to lighten up, realise that these check are there to protect all parties and get on with it.

You will end up in s-holes if cannot or will not provide this info as you will fall into the category of illegal alien/bum/criminal...renting from unscrupulous landlords who prey on the unfortunate. You don't sound unfortunate just a bit strange.

[UpTheIron]

BugLebowski said:

Nobody cool ever uses a bus as their main form of transport. FFS Jack get a fake licence or something.

in the books it was always explained he was a st driver with no love of driving, the former of which many on here should probably admit. He was however fully qualified iirc. In the film short stuff drove like Reacher could only dream of!

Edited by UpTheIron on Tuesday 1st November 17:39

[subirg]

Somewhere in a parallel universe it must be April 1st...

[NNH]

subirg said:

Somewhere in a parallel universe it must be April 1st...

Never mind April 1st: it's Halloween, and a nameless man walks among us, unchecked and uncheckable...

[marcusgrant]

This has got to be BS

[Some Gump]

NNH said:

Never mind April 1st: it's Halloween, and a nameless man walks among us, unchecked and uncheckable...

Does he wave worn down bootheels? Only I have a caugh and it better not be captain trips...

[Long Drax]

Half-Term.

[m3jappa]

Brilliant thread, although now concerned I've given away my user name which might become a problem?