Show us your local real estate prawn

[edo]

I'll see your £800k 1 bed and raise you this £2.1m 1 bed (looks nicely done though).

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[Blown2CV]

edo said:

I'll see your £800k 1 bed and raise you this £2.1m 1 bed (looks nicely done though).

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

nicely done if you're a serial killer

[FourWheelDrift]

To request a viewing please contact Mr P. Bateman.

[Blown2CV]

anonymous said:

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oh there's no doubt on the quality of finish. I tend to want my houses to look like houses though, and not so much the reception of a euthansia clinic from 2072, but with half the character.

[Thankyou4calling]

anonymous said:

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Very nice. I really like the stairs.

[Blown2CV]

Thankyou4calling said:

anonymous said:

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Very nice. I really like the stairs.

they look perfect for breaking your neck falling off of whilst drunk.

[edo]

anonymous said:

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It's a blank canvas. There is this stuff called paint, and then this other stuff called furniture, pictures etc....

[FourWheelDrift]

Blown2CV said:

they look perfect for breaking your neck falling off of whilst drunk.

Off the side or into that kitchen island positioned in perfect neck breaking distance from the bottom?

[Blown2CV]

FourWheelDrift said:

Blown2CV said:

they look perfect for breaking your neck falling off of whilst drunk.

Off the side or into that kitchen island positioned in perfect neck breaking distance from the bottom?

it's almost like it's been placed there on purpose.



Also having looked at it the bathroom looks a bit slip slip, corner corner, crack crack. Perfect for a single person with no-one to save them, in the lonliest city in the world!!

[Rotary Madness]

Blown2CV said:

edo said:

I'll see your £800k 1 bed and raise you this £2.1m 1 bed (looks nicely done though).

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

nicely done if you're a serial killer

Its very American Psycho, I like it. However the wooden staircase really needs to end flush with the floor, not sat on top of it. Also keeping it clean you be a job in itself.

[Minemapper]

dxg said:

Here's a couple.

to the other:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Fishing, fishing, fishing, blah, blah, blah, fishing, oh and there's a house too.

Lovely bit of land, but the fishing part puts me off a bit.

[Laurel Green]

Minemapper said:

Fishing, fishing, fishing, blah, blah, blah, fishing, oh and there's a house too.

Lovely bit of land, but the fishing part puts me off a bit.

If I'm not mistaken, there is good fishing to be had nearby.

[Shnozz]

Just down the road from where I grew up.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/prop...

[edo]

Shnozz said:

Just down the road from where I grew up.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/prop...

Sorry, hideous in so may ways.

[edo]

Could have your own Island for 4mil!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Nice too

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

or

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[RichB]

edo said:

Shnozz said:

Just down the road from where I grew up.
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/prop...

Sorry, hideous in so may ways.

Railway Terminus anyone? Just needs a grand arched glass train shed on the back.

[edo]

RichB said:

edo said:

Shnozz said:

Just down the road from where I grew up.
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/prop...

Sorry, hideous in so may ways.

Railway Terminus anyone? Just needs a grand arched glass train shed on the back.

Speaking of which I flew over the late Lord McApline house the other day - full gauge railway and siding by the house!

[Shnozz]

edo said:

Shnozz said:

Just down the road from where I grew up.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/prop...

Sorry, hideous in so may ways.

You needn't apologise, I concur. Just thought it appropriate to add to the thread when it cropped up in the area. Football prawn perhaps.

The view is the only real part I like, but then that was almost exactly the same view I grew up with of the Hamble so it is a tad biased.

[Pesty]

edo said:

Shnozz said:

Just down the road from where I grew up.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/prop...

Sorry, hideous in so may ways.

Each to their own. That I like very much.

[RichB]

edo said:

RichB said:

edo said:

Shnozz said:

Just down the road from where I grew up.
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/prop...

Sorry, hideous in so may ways.

Railway Terminus anyone? Just needs a grand arched glass train shed on the back.

Speaking of which I flew over the late Lord McApline house the other day - full gauge railway and siding by the house!

Indeed, over the years he has reassembled numerous railway buildings, bridges and paraphernalia following demolition by his company. Then set them around his own railway!