Largeish grass snake in the garden - how to remove ?

Largeish grass snake in the garden - how to remove ?

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otolith

56,632 posts

206 months

Friday 12th August 2011
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All we have is slow worms frown

I spent a weekend in late spring fishing a lake in the middle of a nature reserve in Kent, with loads of grass snakes. Heard lots of them vacating the path, didn't actually see a single one, too quick and wary.

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

213 months

Sunday 14th August 2011
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anonymous said:
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rofl
Odds are it's the same snake.

Seriously consider NOT TELLING wife about any further encounters... "I must have scared her off with all the strimming" etc.

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

213 months

Sunday 14th August 2011
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Gow3r said:
binned
You've broken the law and done a really really fking despicable thing into the bargain. tt.

Edited by Big Al. on Sunday 14th August 13:57

otolith

56,632 posts

206 months

Sunday 14th August 2011
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I think by the sounds of it you just live in an area with grass snakes in it. If there are several in your garden, they're probably locally abundant - not a lot you can legally do other than keep your grass short and remove hiding places.

Gow3r

2,398 posts

157 months

Sunday 14th August 2011
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BlackVanDyke said:
You've broken the law and done a really really fking despicable thing into the bargain. tt.

Edited by Big Al. on Sunday 14th August 13:57
Jeez, somebody cannot take a joke. Just thought it might spruce it up a bit!- for serious points I canny really help, not met many wild snakes just those snakes that Moroccans are keen to put on you! redface


In all seriousness though- I am sure you can find a loving home for them? or the RSPCA must be able to offer some advice on what to do. This must happen quite often, I cannot imagine many people being too happy about having snakes in the garden!

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

213 months

Sunday 14th August 2011
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Gow3r said:
BlackVanDyke said:
You've broken the law and done a really really fking despicable thing into the bargain. tt.

Edited by Big Al. on Sunday 14th August 13:57
Jeez, somebody cannot take a joke. Just thought it might spruce it up a bit!- for serious points I canny really help, not met many wild snakes just those snakes that Moroccans are keen to put on you! redface


In all seriousness though- I am sure you can find a loving home for them? or the RSPCA must be able to offer some advice on what to do. This must happen quite often, I cannot imagine many people being too happy about having snakes in the garden!
Jokes as a general rule are funny.

Gow3r

2,398 posts

157 months

Sunday 14th August 2011
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BlackVanDyke said:
Jokes as a general rule are funny.
Tell that to the uncle we all have in the family! Peter Kay live in Manchester describes him well.

Well apologies for my distasteful joke, I will keep my responses helpful in future.

Gnits

925 posts

203 months

Sunday 14th August 2011
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If you do pick it up by hand and it gets the hump you might find it releases a really foul smelling secretion.. and it bloody does not wash off either!

Nightmare

5,200 posts

286 months

Monday 15th August 2011
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Tonker...for your wife.....serious points
1) there is absolutely NO chance of the snakes getting into your house through the drains. this aint the US! It just isn't possible.
2) I think she's seen films with snakes in. Have you any idea how hard it is to encourage all the little buggers to go through vents and stuff? wild snakes do NOT come into dwellings in the UK. You have nothing of interest and as they feel and hear by vibration they'll stay well away.

Also...you don't really have that much chance of catching it. its fun to try but unless you lie in wait.....well it just aint gonna happen really. taking a compost heap to pieces probably ranks up there as one of the worlds less pleasant jobs....and how will you know if you find nothing? or something?

There is a spray I could send you which if you do round the perimeter of your house will stop any snake crossing even if it was inclined to which it wouldn't be. Wold this put your wifes fears at ease?

honestly honestly honestly - they WONT ever come into your house - and even if they did are rather less dangerous than even a mouse which might have a nibble at something.

Nightmare

5,200 posts

286 months

Monday 15th August 2011
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sounds like you ave a surprisingly tame one then! it really is a shame she wants to get rid, cos it WILL be eating things which might get into the house.....

mothballs does allegedly work.....python scent in suspension better.....(but not actually documented except by me)

mad4amanda

2,410 posts

166 months

Monday 15th August 2011
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It could be worse she could drivce this mini
http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/15082011/36/huge-snake-fo...

herbialfa

1,489 posts

204 months

Saturday 29th September 2012
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Spotted one of the little feckers on a path yesterday!

Vicious wee buggers!

ali_kat

31,999 posts

223 months

Monday 1st October 2012
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What happened in the end Tonker?

Jasandjules

70,012 posts

231 months

Monday 1st October 2012
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ali_kat said:
What happened in the end Tonker?
Divorce?

ali_kat

31,999 posts

223 months

Monday 1st October 2012
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rofl For someone so logically & sensibly screwed together, your wife seems to be your complete opposite wink

Thanks for the update, I'd not seen the thread originally (be thankful as I'd have really taken the micky hehe)

Mobile Chicane

20,887 posts

214 months

Monday 1st October 2012
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anonymous said:
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I saw a big grass snake in Oxshott Woods - the part between Sandy Lane and the A3. There are streams there and lots of hidey holes.

If you can catch it, that might be a good place to let it go.

Mobile Chicane

20,887 posts

214 months

Monday 1st October 2012
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anonymous said:
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Maybe not such a good place then frown

Clearly 'something' is attracting it into nearby gardens, and I'm guessing the availability of food plus nice warm stones to bask on are the draw.

chilistrucker

4,541 posts

153 months

Monday 1st October 2012
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I think the snakes are hisston heads members and just hanging around to piss his mrs off smile