Can a spider be deaffened?

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750turbo

6,164 posts

226 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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dibbers006 said:
Careful...




You're very welcome biggrin
Not Funny!



wink

Adenauer

18,592 posts

238 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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BartSimpson said:
What if I plugged up all the ports, would the "Beast" suffocate?
Try it, what's the worst thing that could happen, just as you're putting one of the plugs into a hole wink

cazzer

8,883 posts

250 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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An experiment was done years ago where they trained a spider to respond to commands.
"Forwards" would make it walk forwards.
"Backwards" would make it walk backwards.

Then they pulled all its legs off.
It no longer responded to verbal commands. Proving conclusively that if you pull a spiders legs off it will go deaf.


(yes I know it's a very very old joke)


BorkFactor

7,266 posts

160 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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dibbers006 said:
Careful...




You're very welcome biggrin
rofl

Shaw Tarse

31,546 posts

205 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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BorkFactor

7,266 posts

160 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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One of my personal favourites:


Munter

31,319 posts

243 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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BartSimpson said:
As I live in the Philippines
Is there a large betting community? I see some "sport" opportunity here.

BartSimpson

Original Poster:

2,929 posts

186 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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All these pictures really aren't helping, if anything they're starting to make me feel ill..

mchammer89

3,127 posts

215 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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P-Jay said:
Did David Thorne take that Spider pic?

Anyway, [ALIENS]Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure[/ALIEN]
kelk said:
unclemark123 said:
This is the only way.....

Yep +1

and as the next poster said - from Space
From orbit dammit, ORBIT!

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

160 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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Munter said:
Is there a large betting community? I see some "sport" opportunity here.
You mean like can a spider eat a bird?


Blue62

9,026 posts

154 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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Why don't you get an old lady to swallow a fly, then sit back and see what happens?

kelk

955 posts

215 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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mchammer89 said:
P-Jay said:
Did David Thorne take that Spider pic?

Anyway, [ALIENS]Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure[/ALIEN]
kelk said:
unclemark123 said:
This is the only way.....

Yep +1

and as the next poster said - from Space
From orbit dammit, ORBIT!
Easy tiger - simple mistakes do happen wink

Munter

31,319 posts

243 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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BorkFactor said:
Munter said:
Is there a large betting community? I see some "sport" opportunity here.
You mean like can a spider eat a bird?

I was more thinking "will the man die from unknown spider bite after putting hand in speaker for 5 minutes".

The OP just needs one desperate local and some people prepared to bet on anything.

may not be legal in all countries, seek legal advice before attempting

BartSimpson

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2,929 posts

186 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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Ok so it's starting to get dark here and I want to take away the "Beasts" advantage of more eyes to see in the dark. So I'm now doing a dry run pit-stop style in the other speaker, stuffing a crunched up bag in each of the four holes.

Tape is needed to make the bags stay scrunched, can't be doing with wasting time on the fourth hole scrunching the bag! Presently got it down to about 6 seconds when doing one hole at a time, but 3 seconds when doing two at a time. Target is 2 seconds...

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

154 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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Masking tape, wrap it up like it is a mummy.

The get a big fk off flame thrower and torch it.

Then hit it with a big hammer.

Then burn the hammer.

I don't mind spiders, but that thing scares the bejesus out of me,

P-Jay

10,645 posts

193 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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mchammer89 said:
P-Jay said:
Did David Thorne take that Spider pic?

Anyway, [ALIENS]Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure[/ALIEN]
kelk said:
unclemark123 said:
This is the only way.....

Yep +1

and as the next poster said - from Space
From orbit dammit, ORBIT!
Balls... well, I'm off to the shame corner to study IMDB.

onesickpuppy

2,648 posts

159 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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Munter said:
BorkFactor said:
Munter said:
Is there a large betting community? I see some "sport" opportunity here.
You mean like can a spider eat a bird?

I was more thinking "will the man die from unknown spider bite after putting hand in speaker for 5 minutes".

The OP just needs one desperate local and some people prepared to bet on anything.

may not be legal in all countries, seek legal advice before attempting
You mean something like this?

Munter

31,319 posts

243 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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onesickpuppy said:
You mean something like this?
yes Yes. Oh yes. Huahahahahahaha

otolith

56,840 posts

206 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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Munter said:
I was more thinking "will the man die from unknown spider bite after putting hand in speaker for 5 minutes".

The OP just needs one desperate local and some people prepared to bet on anything.
Trial by speaker beast!


Timbuk2

1,953 posts

157 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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I would be taping up every crack in that speaker then throwing it in the sea, removing one of the bits of tape just before I threw it.