How to stop neighbours cats?

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Murderlamb

1,171 posts

176 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Herman Toothrot said:
Dogs only work when you wind them up chanting 'cat, cat, cat, etc then open the door. Works well but you have to had spotted the cat. Same goes for rifles.

Tasty bowl of antifreeze on the other hand ;-)

  • waits for the pest lovers to go wild*, seriously though I hate cats stting on my lettuce, if I could find who the owners were I'd try and get to dogs to dump on their drive way.
I had a friend who had cats poisoned into a bad case of deadness with antifreeze.


However, I am not going to go wild, as it seems to be effort.

AdiT

1,025 posts

159 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Scatter either orange peel or slightly crushed garlic cloves. They don't like either and should stay away.

Neilsfirst

567 posts

159 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Try this as a more amusing suggestion....

http://youtu.be/uIbkLjjlMV8

Hoofy

76,681 posts

284 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Mr GrimNasty said:
Put up a sign.

biglaugh

RealSquirrels

11,327 posts

194 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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10 Pence Short said:
If you push frozen sausages into your lawn this seems to deter cats. Not sure how, though.
i think you are supposed to push them into the cats. lawns is for troublesome humans.

acme

Original Poster:

2,981 posts

200 months

Wednesday 18th September 2013
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Thanks for all the responses fellas, a lot of them made me laugh! I think the sausage option is out, if I'm spotted shoving them into the grass I suspect a man in a van and a straight jacket for me might ensue!

The automated hose one seems a possibility, shame I'm not a dog lover, I bet that works a treat!

TigerS6

521 posts

252 months

Wednesday 18th September 2013
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Herman Toothrot said:
Dogs only work when you wind them up chanting 'cat, cat, cat, etc then open the door. Works well but you have to had spotted the cat.
hehehehe
That's exactly what we do!
Although, its becoming less effective now as a) the dog is going deaf and b) the cats now just sit on the fence and watch our dog barking at them (he's a small-ish dog so can't jump that high).


Sorry OP, can't add much more than has been said, as sadly we have the same issue, the neighbours (who we don't get on with anyway) have 5 cats and they're locked out 24/7 frown

theshrew

6,008 posts

186 months

Wednesday 18th September 2013
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Hose pipe + soak that little bd

Then chuck the st over the hedge / fence into owners garden