Do dogs not understand farts?

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Chilli

17,320 posts

242 months

Saturday 15th March 2014
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bob1179 said:
We had a Lab who used to fart loudly, scare herself and then run off.

I also remember that my mum used to fart and blame it on the dog...

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Bobsleigh, me old mate! Bloody long time no speak! Still awaiting your visit mate???!!! Email me when you get a minute.

I think farting and bulldogs are like bread and butter. Tank's don't make a sound but will cause everyone to leave the room. The pug used to crack them out and then move, disgusted with the stench!
Luckily, Mrs C and I are large children so always find it funny. However, when I rarely pass wind (AHEM) Tank goes me that disrespecting look.

Matt 211988

223 posts

130 months

Saturday 15th March 2014
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my lab gets scared by his farts too, hes hilarious at times!
also just squats and stares at you while hes curling one out haha


fttm

3,841 posts

141 months

Saturday 15th March 2014
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.....but if you'd like to stop your dog clearing the room at any given moment with it's farts put a spoonful of natural pro biotic yoghurt in it's food (daily).
No need to thank me laugh

marshal_alan

432 posts

184 months

Monday 17th March 2014
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just adopted a staffy cross patterdale and feeding her raw, trust me when she farts you know it. even worse in bed as she tends to sleep with her arse in my face. yet if i fart in bed she runs away like she has been shot

dbfan

183 posts

129 months

Monday 17th March 2014
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Our last dog (dally x collie bh) jumped on my bed not long after we got her and let one off with such a noise she thought her bum had blown off and turned to look - and fell off the bed.

The present dog (13yo Spring Collie bh) is much more cool. When we first got her, she was most interested when I let one go in the bath and let one off herself to say "Anything you can do, I can do better." I then did a machine gun and laughed at her face - a sort of "Nuts" expression. She must have remembered it well - a couple of days later she walked across the kitchen doing the first few bars of "We will rock you" with a look on her face as if to say "beat that!"

She pretends she's sitting down when she is doing her stuff when we are out for a walk, looking round at the scenery (watching for other dogs, but won't let on).

Hooli

32,278 posts

206 months

Monday 17th March 2014
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dbfan said:
Our last dog (dally x collie bh) jumped on my bed not long after we got her and let one off with such a noise she thought her bum had blown off and turned to look - and fell off the bed.
I can just picture that rofl

daddy cool

4,023 posts

235 months

Monday 17th March 2014
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marshal_alan said:
just adopted a staffy cross patterdale and feeding her raw, trust me when she farts you know it.
If anyone is thinking of going husky sledding in the future, bear the above in mind. They are fed *lots* of meat. There are 5-6 dogs a few feet ahead of your sled. They have a VERY active digestive system.

We loved the experience, but we were gagging at times!

They love running though - so much that they don't stop to wee or poo. Had to laugh being pulled by dogs hopping on three legs while dodging crap being flicked back at us.

nickwilcock

1,523 posts

253 months

Sunday 30th March 2014
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A friend once thought that it would be awfully romantic to take his intended out in an open, horse-drawn carriage. The idea being to snuggle up and pop the question, proffering the ring, whilst the driver kept Dobbin clip-clopping through the countryside.

All was going fine until, at the moment critique, Dobbin let rip with an almighty anal thunderclap of astonishing duration and impressively horrible odour.

Fortunately they both saw the funny side of it - although he was laughing so much he nearly dropped the ring. But she did say yes.

grumpy52

5,705 posts

172 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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My old white alsatian , Honey, would fart in her sleep wake up with a yelp turn with a look of disgust, harumph and go back to sleep grumbling .

Rh14n

971 posts

114 months

Friday 3rd July 2015
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If my husband farts (I don't do such things of course) our spaniel will look disgustedly at him and leave the room! Hilarious!

Rh14n

971 posts

114 months

Friday 3rd July 2015
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If my husband farts (I don't do such things of course) our spaniel will look disgustedly at him and leave the room! Hilarious!

Mexican cuties

729 posts

128 months

Friday 3rd July 2015
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Our tia God bless her would fart but then run away straight away so it looked like she was jet propelled, and when we had friends or family round some with no animals to their name, would bring in bagpass, bigger than her, then ride it like sea biscuit in front of every one, God love her



Even when she went totally blind she still managed to find him xx

Usget

5,426 posts

217 months

Friday 3rd July 2015
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Rh14n said:
If my husband farts (I don't do such things of course) our spaniel will look disgustedly at him and leave the room! Hilarious!
Over a year old thread resurrection for this.... were you Googling "dog farts"?!

Mexican cuties

729 posts

128 months

Friday 3rd July 2015
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It's proper childishly brilliantly funny, not so much maybe if it was about your nanna and grandad doing same thinghurl