Pussy in my pants

[ScottishSamurai]

Republik said:

ScottishSamurai said:

Republik said:

I can safely say this is the most random thread I've read on PH.

Edited by Republik on Tuesday 9th March 15:12

Really?

Ok, maybe not.

[spurs-442]

Our cat doesn't do the whole "sitting-in-the-upderpants" thing. She will however sit on the bathroom mat everytime you go in (or scratch the door wildly when its shut).

[Morningside]

spurs-442 said:

Our cat doesn't do the whole "sitting-in-the-upderpants" thing. She will however sit on the bathroom mat everytime you go in (or scratch the door wildly when its shut).

You are lucky. Our King Charles will push the door open (it slides) and then just sit there staring! We have to remind people who visit to make sure the door is locked otherwise they will get a surprise

[GTIR]

Morningside said:

spurs-442 said:

Our cat doesn't do the whole "sitting-in-the-upderpants" thing. She will however sit on the bathroom mat everytime you go in (or scratch the door wildly when its shut).

You are lucky. Our King Charles will push the door open (it slides) and then just sit there staring! We have to remind people who visit to make sure the door is locked otherwise they will get a surprise

(psst. it's a dog)

[Morningside]

GTIR said:

Morningside said:

spurs-442 said:

Our cat doesn't do the whole "sitting-in-the-upderpants" thing. She will however sit on the bathroom mat everytime you go in (or scratch the door wildly when its shut).

You are lucky. Our King Charles will push the door open (it slides) and then just sit there staring! We have to remind people who visit to make sure the door is locked otherwise they will get a surprise

(psst. it's a dog)

Only just

[WorAl]

I had a sheep in mine when I went to the bog.

[Legend83]

Jesus fking Christ.

[hornetrider]

This thread will run and run

[Rach*]

WorAl said:

I had a sheep in mine when I went to the bog.

Love seeing the edge of your tummy, that's cute

[Legend83]

Rach* said:

WorAl said:

I had a sheep in mine when I went to the bog.

Love seeing the edge of your tummy, that's cute

'That's cute' is girl-language for 'you have a small one'.

[WorAl]

Legend83 said:

Rach* said:

WorAl said:

I had a sheep in mine when I went to the bog.

Love seeing the edge of your tummy, that's cute

'That's cute' is girl-language for 'you have a small one'.

Tummy???? WTF how fat do you think I am? thats the toilet rim.

[GTIR]

[hornetrider]

WorAl said:

Tummy???? WTF how fat do you think I am? thats the toilet rim.

Sure it is mate, sure it is. You haven't seen your cock past that gut in about 5 years, have you?

[lucky b]

xllifts said:

ScottishSamurai said:

mybrainhurts said:

soad said:

What is that all about?!

It's all about to go wrong...

How could it get any more wrong?!

Well mine does the same every time....

The cat's obviously pleased you managed to get past the top of the stairs that time.
You could have been wearing your "gold plated" safety boots also to give the poor creature the full luxury treatment!

[Beefmeister]

This is one of the most disturbing threads i've ever seen on PH.

Many pictures of men with their pants round their ankles, taking a s**t, taking photos.

Wow.

Really really wow.

[escargot]

Utterly disturbing.

[JacksHereR]

2nd time around and still makes me laugh out loud at work.

[Fer]

So, any advance on felines?

We could combine this with the "visitors in my garden"... Anyone has hedgehogs in their trolleys?

[MGZRod]

This one time, at band camp, a kid had some cookies in his pocket, then a bear came and.... You can guess the rest!

[fathomfive]

Fer said:

So, any advance on felines?

We could combine this with the "visitors in my garden"... Anyone has hedgehogs in their trolleys?

Cue plenty of little pricks jokes...