Pussy in my pants

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

fathomfive said:

Fer said:

So, any advance on felines?

We could combine this with the "visitors in my garden"... Anyone has hedgehogs in their trolleys?

Cue plenty of little pricks jokes...

Bring it on, I could do with a giggle...

[Original Poster]

Jesus christ.

[Fer]

Original Poster said:

Jesus christ.

In your pants? Cool.

[mybrainhurts]

MGZRod said:

This one time, at band camp, a kid had some cookies in his pocket, then a bear came and.... You can guess the rest!

Sat in his underpants...?

[GTIR]

This thread is silly.




(he's too big to get in now, which is odd as he's slightly smaller than my penis. Go figure)

[mybrainhurts]

GTIR said:

This thread is silly.

Too late to back-pedal now, old boy...

[GTIR]

mybrainhurts said:

GTIR said:

This thread is silly.

Too late to back-pedal now, old boy...

Old?

Oh the irony.

[mybrainhurts]

GTIR said:

mybrainhurts said:

GTIR said:

This thread is silly.

Too late to back-pedal now, old boy...

Old?

Oh the irony.

Shut it, microdick...

[Flintstone]

"Hey, Puss. Do you find that sh!t sticks to your fur?".

"Why, yes. It does in fact".

"Good. Because I'm out of toilet paper".

[MGZRod]

mybrainhurts said:

MGZRod said:

This one time, at band camp, a kid had some cookies in his pocket, then a bear came and.... You can guess the rest!

Sat in his underpants...?

No, he got tipp-ex'd

[Penny-lope]

WorAl said:

Legend83 said:

Rach* said:

WorAl said:

I had a sheep in mine when I went to the bog.

Love seeing the edge of your tummy, that's cute

'That's cute' is girl-language for 'you have a small one'.

Tummy???? WTF how fat do you think I am? thats the toilet rim.

I assumed it was your belly too

[Poledriver]

These seem to fit this thread quite well!

http://www.last.fm/music/Nora+Dean/_/Barbwire

Unfortunately I couldn't find a link to The Bleach Boys, 'Jesus Stole my Underwear'!

[Dr G]

Contender for the 'best bits 2010' book?

[otolith]

Flintstone said:

"Hey, Puss. Do you find that sh!t sticks to your fur?".

"Why, yes. It does in fact".

"Good. Because I'm out of toilet paper".

I don't think you actually need to die to qualify for a Darwin award, having your testicles clawed off would probably suffice...

[Slyjoe]

My son, in a tiger costume, apparently giving birth to a Guinea pig...............

[hornetrider]

Slyjoe said:

My son, in a tiger costume, apparently giving birth to a Guinea pig...............

It's a young Richard Gere!

[Fer]

Saw this and thought of this thread.