Things that made a stag-do extra special...
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Get the stag in a total mess, wait for him to pass out / fall asleep, you or someone from the group, have a posh w8nk (ie, into a condom), when finished poke it into the Stags ar*e or leave in the bed with him.
When he wakes in the morning he will keep what he has found to himself, but some subtle questions like "who was that bloke you left with last night" or "where did you and your mate end up last night?" should have him worried.
Should make for a giggle or two...
When he wakes in the morning he will keep what he has found to himself, but some subtle questions like "who was that bloke you left with last night" or "where did you and your mate end up last night?" should have him worried.
Should make for a giggle or two...
Superhoop1904 said:
Get the stag in a total mess, wait for him to pass out / fall asleep, you or someone from the group, have a posh w8nk (ie, into a condom), when finished poke it into the Stags ar*e or leave in the bed with him.
When he wakes in the morning he will keep what he has found to himself, but some subtle questions like "who was that bloke you left with last night" or "where did you and your mate end up last night?" should have him worried.
Should make for a giggle or two...
I certainly wouldnt do this to a 'mate' thats sick.When he wakes in the morning he will keep what he has found to himself, but some subtle questions like "who was that bloke you left with last night" or "where did you and your mate end up last night?" should have him worried.
Should make for a giggle or two...
PD9 said:
Superhoop1904 said:
Get the stag in a total mess, wait for him to pass out / fall asleep, you or someone from the group, have a posh w8nk (ie, into a condom), when finished poke it into the Stags ar*e or leave in the bed with him.
When he wakes in the morning he will keep what he has found to himself, but some subtle questions like "who was that bloke you left with last night" or "where did you and your mate end up last night?" should have him worried.
Should make for a giggle or two...
I certainly wouldnt do this to a 'mate' When he wakes in the morning he will keep what he has found to himself, but some subtle questions like "who was that bloke you left with last night" or "where did you and your mate end up last night?" should have him worried.
Should make for a giggle or two...
Edited by Steamer on Thursday 19th March 16:08
Superhoop1904 said:
Anally sexually assault your friend
OP, perhaps ignore this one. Not the best idea. Each to thier own and all that. If superhoop likes to violate sleeping friends with his cum then thats his business, and if his mates still remain his mates then that's thiers too.There's something for everyone that's what I always say.
Its just that the chances are that your mate wont particularly like you pushing bags of your cum into his bum. Ill put money on that.
Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 19th March 16:10
Romanymagic said:
... and another stag group were also in the pub. The two best men got talking ...
Funnily enough, my best stag do was not dissimilar ... I was the Best Man, and we were in a restaurant on a table next to a random Hen Do. To quote another guy there, it was a 'delicious situation'!The Head Bridesmaid was a fine young filly, and the Stag hit it off well with the Hen too. I got the HB's 'number, and I still have the negatives of the photographs taken of the Stag and Hen should a spot of blackmail ever be necessary (and, trust me, one of them would be worth quite a large ransom!)
As said, plan such that unpredictable things can happen if the opportunity presents. And make the most of them.
Oli.
blindswelledrat said:
Superhoop1904 said:
Anally sexually assault your friend
OP, perhaps ignore this one. Not the best idea. Each to thier own and all that. If superhoop likes to violate sleeping friends with his cum then thats his business, and if his mates still remain his mates then that's thiers too.There's something for everyone that's what I always say.
Its just that the chances are that your mate wont particularly like you pushing bags of your cum into his bum. Ill put money on that.
Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 19th March 16:10
But like you rightly say there is something for everyone.
Whatever you end up doing, have fun!!
Superhoop1904 said:
Get the stag in a total mess, wait for him to pass out / fall asleep, you or someone from the group, have a posh w8nk (ie, into a condom), when finished poke it into the Stags ar*e or leave in the bed with him.
When he wakes in the morning he will keep what he has found to himself, but some subtle questions like "who was that bloke you left with last night" or "where did you and your mate end up last night?" should have him worried.
Should make for a giggle or two...
In the nicest possible way I'm really glad I dont know you.When he wakes in the morning he will keep what he has found to himself, but some subtle questions like "who was that bloke you left with last night" or "where did you and your mate end up last night?" should have him worried.
Should make for a giggle or two...
Muzzer said:
The most important thing is to talk to the groom and find out what he wants.
If he's into getting ratted and clubbing, do that. If not, do something else. Just because you're on a stag do doesn't mean that getting hammered on cheap lager is a requisite.
Likewise, the best man has a responsibility to look after the stag aswell as stitch him up. A bit of good humoured fun is standard practice but he should also be the one to keep an eye on the drinking and ensure that the stag doesn't finish his last night of freedom in hospital....
+1 If he's into getting ratted and clubbing, do that. If not, do something else. Just because you're on a stag do doesn't mean that getting hammered on cheap lager is a requisite.
Likewise, the best man has a responsibility to look after the stag aswell as stitch him up. A bit of good humoured fun is standard practice but he should also be the one to keep an eye on the drinking and ensure that the stag doesn't finish his last night of freedom in hospital....
Make sure the groom enjoys the weekend, if he doesn't - you have failed.
I’ve enjoyed the last 3 stags I’ve been on…
1) 3 day bender in Dublin. Surprisingly expensive, but went paintballing, karting, and s
t-faced in the evenings. Even did the open top bus tour in a vain effort to sober up one morning as we headed to the Guiness factory for a pint or three in the gravity bar when it opened. Polo shirts pretty subtle, with a small logo on the front.
2) 5 day bender in Austria on the slopes. Skiing, boarding, prating about in the snow by day… then drinking in the evening. One of the guys was a graphic designer and everyone had a fleece with a small logo, which spelled the groom’s name but looked like a silhouette of his profile.
3) Trip to the races on “Gentleman’s day” – plenty of beer, decent grub, good laugh and even managed to end the day £2 better off
1) 3 day bender in Dublin. Surprisingly expensive, but went paintballing, karting, and s
t-faced in the evenings. Even did the open top bus tour in a vain effort to sober up one morning as we headed to the Guiness factory for a pint or three in the gravity bar when it opened. Polo shirts pretty subtle, with a small logo on the front.2) 5 day bender in Austria on the slopes. Skiing, boarding, prating about in the snow by day… then drinking in the evening. One of the guys was a graphic designer and everyone had a fleece with a small logo, which spelled the groom’s name but looked like a silhouette of his profile.
3) Trip to the races on “Gentleman’s day” – plenty of beer, decent grub, good laugh and even managed to end the day £2 better off
CraigW said:
215cu said:
Don't make up some t-shirts, it's crass and tacky.
Don't ask the Stag to do something you wouldn't actually do yourself.
Don't wind him up too much, it's easy to forget this is his last few days of freedom, not yours or anyone else's. Getting him fked off will not create a memorable time.
Do.. give him a couple of 'Jokers' (i.e. he can shift something he has to do onto someone of his choosing).
Do... if you are going away for a couple of night, choose one night to give him a proper send-off, not a whole weekend of dares etc, etc... it's enough to test the patience of a saint.
Do... leave plenty to chance, have one thing organised but the best things that happen on Stag do's do tend to be the unplanned things.
I wish the lads organsising my stag do could read this post, I'm bricking it.Don't ask the Stag to do something you wouldn't actually do yourself.
Don't wind him up too much, it's easy to forget this is his last few days of freedom, not yours or anyone else's. Getting him f
ked off will not create a memorable time.Do.. give him a couple of 'Jokers' (i.e. he can shift something he has to do onto someone of his choosing).
Do... if you are going away for a couple of night, choose one night to give him a proper send-off, not a whole weekend of dares etc, etc... it's enough to test the patience of a saint.
Do... leave plenty to chance, have one thing organised but the best things that happen on Stag do's do tend to be the unplanned things.
The first rule of Stag Do is... you never talk about Stag do...
The second rule of Stag Do is ... you never walk about Stag do...
The Third rule is... don't make him do stuff you wouldn't do yourself
My best man was a total b
d with mine; yet with his own Stag Do he was a complete pu**y. He bricked his own Stag Do with no stunts, tricks or dare's. His was in the UK so it was a weekend away and a couple of nights in the pub.Mine was three nights in the 'Dam and the possibility are literally endless... thankfully the "hookers & coke" is no f
king way Jose with me; been to Dam enough times. Even so, the main dare was complete humiliation which was thoroughly enjoyed by everyone, I admit I see the funny side.....now.
However, with the best man egging on my mates, the look on his face pulling out a 'Joker' was priceless, the lady in the Banana Bar found it most amusing.
Seriously, it's not meant to be a free-for-all, if your mates are going to go too far, set some ground rules through your best man.
Edited by 215cu on Thursday 19th March 16:53
J4me5 said:
Poledriver said:
Earlier this year there was a stag do where the groom was handcuffed to a midget ALL night! The midget ended up totally rat-arsed!
Hahaha... How did they manage to get hold of the midget? Did they rent him for the night?!blindswelledrat said:
dirty boy said:
Sitting in a relatively family orientated Chinese restaurant with Batman was hilarious
Define 'hilarious'I've posted mine up a few times now so I won't list the whole detail, but in 6 weeks time, 10 of us will depart for a 2000 mile/4 day road trip around Europe, basic route is Calais-Millau-Monaco-Como-Alps-Autobahn-Ring-Calais. 5 cars, possibly a 6th to join.
Alcohol consumption will necessarily be lower than the average stag trip, but we've all been drunk before, so no great loss there.
C8PPO said:
blindswelledrat said:
dirty boy said:
Sitting in a relatively family orientated Chinese restaurant with Batman was hilarious
Define 'hilarious'I've posted mine up a few times now so I won't list the whole detail, but in 6 weeks time, 10 of us will depart for a 2000 mile/4 day road trip around Europe, basic route is Calais-Millau-Monaco-Como-Alps-Autobahn-Ring-Calais. 5 cars, possibly a 6th to join.
Alcohol consumption will necessarily be lower than the average stag trip, but we've all been drunk before, so no great loss there.
Why cant I get invited to those instead of the last few s
t ones I have been to.
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