embarassing traveling moments

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Whats your most embarassing traveling moment??

mine was on the train from birmingham new street to ruabon, i was doing the nodding off, head slowly dropping, then waking with a jolt thing, and i elbowed the woman next to me in the arm.

she didnt say anything, but im felt bad at the fact i;d just full pelt elbowed a random woman..

oops

Thom

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Scraggles said:

was in the states a few years back, was getting hassled by some religious nut who wanted a donation, had been drinking at some bar at lunchtime and was rather full and needing a piss, pulled out the willy and held it tightly to stop the pee coming out, let the bladder muscles go, turned around and gave the guy his donation

he looked rather shocked as the pee had caught him mid spiel right in the face, then decided it would be a good time to depart

that didnt happen did it

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On a different train back from Birmingham new street to ruabon, i despertely needed a crap. And having been living off mac and cheese, alcohol, chrisps and various other stuff, it had the consistency of a boulder. So you do the usual thing, wipe the seat before you sit down to get rid of the piss people have left on the seat, plonk yourself down and get ready to be ass raped from the inside out.

So, after finishing dropping the kids off at the pool, i get up, turn around, take a look (dunno why i did that) and then it dawned on me ... thats not guna flush.

press flush button, loud sucking noise from vacuum, does it move....... no!!

try again but no dice.

so i wash my hands drop the lid down, walk out to see someone waiting there. i rather rapidly scuttle off to my seat in a hope he's not in the same carriage as me..... he wasnt....phew.


Needed a piss about an hour later, forgot i had broken the toilet so off i go. lift the seat and there it is... the majestic turd castle with its very own piss moat!!

i was nearly sick

Edited by Utterly Clueless on Sunday 8th March 10:17