Passport problem again
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Mother f
king wk st stained bh fking we tt fk twunting gusset gash knob wkers!
and breath...........
You may remember my thread a week ago asking if i can travel to the UK on my driving licence. Well I sent my passport off to Dusseldorf to have it renewed at he UK embassy. I sent it in good time (6 weeks) before i next needed to leave the country (next tues).
This we i began chasing it up as it had gone well over there published turn around time. You ring a 2€ a minute line to register your query to be told that someone will ring you in 48 hours.
Now this next bit is my fault. My mobile rings at my desk where the reception is appalling at best. I answer and cannot hear so i run downstairs and go outside. She hung up. So i walk back to my desk and dial the number from my work phone. I get the UK embassy and am told that they do not accept incoming calls (probably due to phone bombs being sent down the line). They tell me to ring the premium rate number again, i cant as its blocked at work. I am told that she cannot put me though and she hangs up. Ok, not a problem, still calm at this point.
They ring my other half at home and tell her that my passport has not been approved yet because they did not take the payment until the 20th of March. Apparently it will take 3 days. Fine. not a problem, that makes it Friday/Saturday. My other half asks if we can collect it in person on Saturday (10h round trip) to be told.......you will love this, are you ready?...here it comes....
you cannot come and get it as our machines MIGHT break and it will not be done in time
Mother fking wk st stained bh fking we tt fk twunting gusset gash knob wkers!
So, my only option is to repeatedly ring the premium number to find out when its approved and then ask them not to post it so i can collect it hopefully on Monday.
The thing is, there isn't much point driving all the way to Dusseldorf to drive back to Munich to fly to England. I might as well just keep on driving to the UK.
I understand that this was not worth reading or infact not even worth typing but its good to get things off your chest. I am now going to go out and key a Prius.
Lord Pikey trapped in Bavaria
king wk st stained bh fking we tt fk twunting gusset gash knob wkers!and breath...........
You may remember my thread a week ago asking if i can travel to the UK on my driving licence. Well I sent my passport off to Dusseldorf to have it renewed at he UK embassy. I sent it in good time (6 weeks) before i next needed to leave the country (next tues).
This we i began chasing it up as it had gone well over there published turn around time. You ring a 2€ a minute line to register your query to be told that someone will ring you in 48 hours.
Now this next bit is my fault. My mobile rings at my desk where the reception is appalling at best. I answer and cannot hear so i run downstairs and go outside. She hung up. So i walk back to my desk and dial the number from my work phone. I get the UK embassy and am told that they do not accept incoming calls (probably due to phone bombs being sent down the line). They tell me to ring the premium rate number again, i cant as its blocked at work. I am told that she cannot put me though and she hangs up. Ok, not a problem, still calm at this point.
They ring my other half at home and tell her that my passport has not been approved yet because they did not take the payment until the 20th of March. Apparently it will take 3 days. Fine. not a problem, that makes it Friday/Saturday. My other half asks if we can collect it in person on Saturday (10h round trip) to be told.......you will love this, are you ready?...here it comes....
you cannot come and get it as our machines MIGHT break and it will not be done in time
Mother f
king wk st stained bh fking we tt fk twunting gusset gash knob wkers!So, my only option is to repeatedly ring the premium number to find out when its approved and then ask them not to post it so i can collect it hopefully on Monday.
The thing is, there isn't much point driving all the way to Dusseldorf to drive back to Munich to fly to England. I might as well just keep on driving to the UK.
I understand that this was not worth reading or infact not even worth typing but its good to get things off your chest. I am now going to go out and key a Prius.
Lord Pikey trapped in Bavaria
Edited by Lord Pikey on Wednesday 1st April 14:06
Good news, It seems the Mother fking wk st stained bh fking we tt fk twunting gusset gash knob wker bh has had a change of heart.
Just got home to an email on my other halfs laptop.
Dear Lord Pikeys sperm dumpster
Thank you for your email.
I have spoken to my boss right now.
As the todays post is already gone anyway, we gonna try and issue Lord Pikeys passport today and sent it off tomorrow. If the passport wont be ready by tomorrow i will send his current one back to you.
Stroppy bh from the Embassy
I guess i know owe my other half some thanks becasue what ever she has said seems to of worked. All should now be well and i can enjoy my evening in the sunshine. Thankyou for listening and i wish all of PH a pleasent evening.
Lord Pikey no longer trapped in Bavaria for Easter
king wk st stained bh fking we tt fk twunting gusset gash knob wker bh has had a change of heart.Just got home to an email on my other halfs laptop.
Dear Lord Pikeys sperm dumpster
Thank you for your email.
I have spoken to my boss right now.
As the todays post is already gone anyway, we gonna try and issue Lord Pikeys passport today and sent it off tomorrow. If the passport wont be ready by tomorrow i will send his current one back to you.
Stroppy b
h from the EmbassyI guess i know owe my other half some thanks becasue what ever she has said seems to of worked. All should now be well and i can enjoy my evening in the sunshine. Thankyou for listening and i wish all of PH a pleasent evening.
Lord Pikey no longer trapped in Bavaria for Easter
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