The Mrs isn't talking to me

[Urban Sports]

I've done something not particularly bad, I thought it was funny but it's gone down like a lead balloon, she's not talking to me, nothing seems to be working, grovelling etc.

Biggest problem is she's hidden the car keys and I need to get to tesco for some goose island for tonight, I've not really been in the position before as she's usually quite chilled out.

Any quick fire solutions to get round the problem?

[normalbloke]

Taxi?

[Wacky Racer]

The bus?

[Urban Sports]

Wacky Racer said:

The bus?

Not sure if serious!

[Laurel Green]

Dunno but, buy her one of these for the next time she flys-->

[ian in lancs]

Look on the bright side - at least you wont be accused of not listening!

Edited by ian in lancs on Saturday 7th June 14:39

[don4l]

Urban Sports said:

I've done something not particularly bad, I thought it was funny but it's gone down like a lead balloon, she's not talking to me, nothing seems to be working, grovelling etc.

Biggest problem is she's hidden the car keys and I need to get to tesco for some goose island for tonight, I've not really been in the position before as she's usually quite chilled out.

Any quick fire solutions to get round the problem?

So, what did you do to get her to stop talking to you?

Mine won't stop talking to me, so any hints would be much appreciated.

[Impasse]

Divorce?

[TheCarFather]

Do something drastic to make her talk, **** her sister/best friend/ brother.

[Wacky Racer]

Urban Sports said:

Wacky Racer said:

The bus?

Not sure if serious!

I was, but there's always a taxi if you don't want to mingle with the great unwashed....

Don't worry about Mrs US, she'll come round.....they always do.

Just tell her you are withholding nookie until she sees sense.

[Urban Sports]

don4l said:

Urban Sports said:

I've done something not particularly bad, I thought it was funny but it's gone down like a lead balloon, she's not talking to me, nothing seems to be working, grovelling etc.

Biggest problem is she's hidden the car keys and I need to get to tesco for some goose island for tonight, I've not really been in the position before as she's usually quite chilled out.

Any quick fire solutions to get round the problem?

So, what did you do to get her to stop talking to you?

Mine won't stop talking to me, so any hints would be much appreciated.

It involved a panini a low cut dress a Boeing 737 800 and YouTube!

[BlackST]

I'll come and give you a lift if you want?
I'll never understand women. I pull funny st on my Mrs and she has gone bonkers on a couple of occasions

[Pet Troll]

Wow, is your mrs about 16 or something? Sounds like very childish behaviour on her part! If she didn't want people to see her cleavage then why wear the top? That video is no more revealing then what fellow passengers could have seen.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

I'm not talking to my wife. Haven't been for 3 months. We haven't had a row, I just don't want to interrupt her.

[Urban Sports]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I'm not talking to my wife. Haven't been for 3 months. We haven't had a row, I just don't want to interrupt her.

[craig_m67]

Urban Sports said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I'm not talking to my wife. Haven't been for 3 months. We haven't had a row, I just don't want to interrupt her.

Five years... (Although I do hear voices)

[Looket]

Pet Troll said:

Wow, is your mrs about 16 or something? Sounds like very childish behaviour on her part! If she didn't want people to see her cleavage then why wear the top? That video is no more revealing then what fellow passengers could have seen.

What am I missing here?

[GALLARDOGUY]

Buy her some CSV...

[B17NNS]

We all thought those Ryanair baps looked delicious.

[Shaolin]

Look on the bright side, at least you know what you've done and it's not a case of every woman's favourite game "Guess what's wrong".