Things a middle aged man shouldn't own

[Halmyre]

Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)

[944fan]

Flipflops. Applies to a man of any age to be fair.

[trickywoo]

A tweed jacket.

[Pints]

Halmyre said:

Lego

[Impasse]

Halmyre said:

Trainers

My local gym frowns on me wearing my walking boots while using their equipment.

[Feirny]

Indecent images on a computer.

[Tallow]

944fan said:

Flipflops. Applies to a man of any age to be fair.

Likewise Superdry clothing!

[Mafffew]

Halmyre said:

Trainers
Games console
Lego
Hair Styling Products

Not sure what the problem with these are...Then again I'm not middle aged, a good thing too by the looks of it.

[Halmyre]

Pints said:

Halmyre said:

Lego

[marshalla]

Halmyre said:

Pints said:

Halmyre said:

Lego

Lego is for those who don't own spanners.

[boyse7en]

Halmyre said:

Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)

I'm over 40 and own three of those. Does that mean I'm not really middle aged?

[anothernameitist]

Inflatabe doll
Tenna pants
Viagria

[marshalla]

A "selfie-stick"
Headphones for use in the house

[StangGT]

Halmyre said:

Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)

I scored 5 out of 7.

[Pints]

Feirny said:

Indecent images on a computer.

Does browsing history count?

[GroundEffect]

This will obviously be generation-specific.

For example the middle-aged lot right now grew up without the majority of video games and general tech we have now. As a result, it can be seen as an 'adolescent' thing to play with them or have them.

But I am growing up (still at 28?) surrounded by it so when I hit middle-age, I won't necessarily wish to stop and no one should force me to.

[AmiableChimp]

StangGT said:

Halmyre said:

Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)

I scored 5 out of 7.

I scored 6!

[phil-sti]

I'm 38 and have had a games console or computer since I was about 8 yr old, I'll have one until I'm 90 too.

[Johnny]

AmiableChimp said:

StangGT said:

Halmyre said:

Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)

I scored 5 out of 7.

I scored 6!

I'm 40. All 7 for me.

[Tom_C76]

How can those of us exempt from the ravages of male pattern baldness drive our mid life crisis sports cars without a baseball cap to keep hair from eyes?