Change one word

[davhill]

A jolly game to alter the meaning of film or book titles. All you need to do is add context.
such as...

A biting insect going beyond its usual territory.

A Midge Too Far.

The heroine chooses a weedy suitor.

Gone With The Wimp.

An over endowed primate.

King Dong.

The donkey held a note impressively.

The Longest Bray.

A murdered pig is unearthed in a Moscow landmark.

Gorky Pork.

[PositronicRay]

An immobile rock band.

Plup stiction.

[davhill]

A San Francisco cop is always chatting up women.

Flirty Harry.

[StanleyT]

During a quiet patch, post D-Day sat in the Ardeness with nothing happening, crack homosexual Rangers Brigade get a film made about them

Shaving Ryan's Private's.

[snake_oil]

I'm sure this has been done on here before... was an excellent thread

Edit: one letter changed.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Eg:

Slack Hawk Down, A lazy bird of prey can't be arsed to flap it's wings with predictable results.

The Jizz Singer - cum gargling with Neil Simon

Edited by snake_oil on Sunday 4th August 18:40

[straight dad]

Post vertebrae surgery dumping ground.

Spinal Tip

[davhill]

The inspiring biopic that tells the story
of the man who realised his life's
ambition by becoming a proctologist.

Faecal Attraction.

[Chris944_S2]

A man on a long run suddenly has the urge for a number two, so sneaks into the woods to answer nature’s call.

Forrest Dump

[Europa1]

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue is currently on Radio 4, Mondays at 6:30, for those that enjoy this sort of stuff (which I do).

[csd19]

davhill said:

The heroine chooses a weedy suitor.

Gone With The Wimp.

There's also the X-rated version where the heroine chooses a suitor with a kinky latex fetish...

Gone With The Gimp.

[schmalex]

Nic Cage pops a Viagra

Bone In 60 Seconds

[StanleyT]

'Tis the eve before Thanksgiving and the CEO of a famous lift company heroically tries to buy all the stuff on the list his wife gave him weeks ago.

Schindler's Shopping List.

[StanleyT]

And one not from 25 years ago or before the days of the internet.......

Peacefully, sleepy backwater Peak District Town is brought to the attention of the country due to a crisis at a Damm

The Whaleybridge on the River Why?

[Solitude]

Wolverhampton/london/Paris
Life as a 70's glam band roadie

Sladerunner

[StanleyT]

Soft core dinosaur pron movie.

Jurrasic Norks!

[STO]

Looking out for men dressed as women,
Transpotting.
Receiving payback for a knot,
The sheepshank redemption.

[Cantaloupe]

The evils of excessive drinking visited upon a titled lady overly keen on boffing her gardener.

" Lady Chatterley's Liver "


A documentary following a Breakfast cereal as they record their debut album

" The Sound Of Muesli "


A horror story were a uterus becomes an Art Critic

" Womb With a View "

[davhill]

The classic story of two 19 CenturyLondon women who take up prostitution.

A Tale Of Two Clittys.

[StanleyT]

davhill said:

The classic story of two 19 CenturyLondon women who take up prostitution.

A Tale Of Two Clittys.

Shame we are only allowed to change one word (if the same word is in the original film title, and you change it twice, does that count as "changing one word, but on two occasions") as of course if so there is the 1970s remake, in true Betmax Fullbushovision style of the London scene au pairs social lives.

"Clitty-clitty bang-bang".



Shame we can only change one word, "City Slickers" is a movie ripe for the way this thread is going.

[davhill]

A film about a band of mercenary types in WW2. It's members characteristically take offence at the slightest slur and become highly argumentative.

The Shirty Dozen.

And in another WW2 evolution, a woman leads an attempt to steal ill-gotten Nazi valuables.

Nellie's Heroes.