80 bastard quid

[stigmundfreud]

thats right 80 sodding quid. What for? A bd breast pump

thats a tank of fuel on a fking tit sucking electronic pump. She's lucky we no longer live next to the bloody farm

[007 VXR]

stigmundfreud said:

thats right 80 sodding quid. What for? A bd breast pump

thats a tank of fuel on a fking tit sucking electronic pump. She's lucky we no longer live next to the bloody farm

fking just spat my over the keyboard

thats 20quid for a new one and 2.60 for the drink please

[snowwolf]

Stig!!! you can get secondhand ones from boot fares for a £1 only need a dip in milton

[stigmundfreud]

its like watching a pigmy's cock hammering on the arse of a milk bottle

I'd be amused if it wasnt for the 80 notes it cost, I told her I'd milk for free

[scarebus]

Could have sold you ours, not used for a while, I think we cleaned it before chucking it up in the loft...

[mv6]

Getting any sleep Stig? You sound a bit grumpy! Just wait until you have 2 of the wee darlings,then the "fun" really begins. My Mrs has done a bunk for the day,I've got a viral infection[no energy,everything aches like buggery,no power in my hands,arms,legs etc]and I am trying to monitor a 4yr old and an 18month old! I can,t even drive the car coz I can't grip the wheel or change gear. A new Bathurst would have been cheaper!

[stigmundfreud]

I feel your pain brother but I have put my foot down and said 1 is enough

[S800VXR]

Just so everyones clear, this is what Stig actually brought!
http://www.maxhim.co.uk/Maxhim-Automatic-Pump/prod...

[drew ss]

what did u buy the hsv version

[stigmundfreud]

S800VXR said:

Just so everyones clear, this is what Stig actually brought!
http://www.maxhim.co.uk/Maxhim-Automatic-Pump/prod...

[CDP]

stigmundfreud said:

S800VXR said:

Just so everyones clear, this is what Stig actually brought!
http://www.maxhim.co.uk/Maxhim-Automatic-Pump/prod...

I should know better than looking at PH links.

Fortunately I wasn't daft enough to look up blue waffle on google images.

[doleboy]

stigmundfreud said:

S800VXR said:

Just so everyones clear, this is what Stig actually brought!
www.maxhim.co.uk/Maxhim-Automatic-Pump/productinfo/M8752/

Try not to overfill the bottle.

[stigmundfreud]

CDP said:

stigmundfreud said:

S800VXR said:

Just so everyones clear, this is what Stig actually brought!
http://www.maxhim.co.uk/Maxhim-Automatic-Pump/prod...

I should know better than looking at PH links.

Fortunately I wasn't daft enough to look up blue waffle on google images.

I however was stupid enough! Urgh!

[Bonnie and Clyde]

stigmundfreud said:

S800VXR said:

Just so everyones clear, this is what Stig actually brought!
www.maxhim.co.uk/Maxhim-Automatic-Pump/productinfo/M8752/

[chilluk]

LMFAO

[Bonnie and Clyde]

stigmundfreud said:

CDP said:

stigmundfreud said:

S800VXR said:

Just so everyones clear, this is what Stig actually brought!
www.maxhim.co.uk/Maxhim-Automatic-Pump/productinfo/M8752/

I should know better than looking at PH links.

Fortunately I wasn't daft enough to look up blue waffle on google images.

I however was stupid enough! Urgh!

+1 i fell for that a couple of weeks ago and nearly puked

[Densai tikiwa]

Blue waffle , you say..

Seriously though, these women have the master plan of expressing, then disappearing and leaving screaming kids with dadso he can take his quota. not on is what I say!!

Vive La Revolucion!!!!!

[Matt Black]

It'll all be worth it when they grow up and sponge as much cash as they can off you, drive you insane with loud music and wanting to go to friends parties, and of course kids never seem to leave home now and will drive a better car than you!

[Chuffer]

stigmundfreud said:

thats right 80 sodding quid. What for? A bd breast pump

thats a tank of fuel on a fking tit sucking electronic pump. She's lucky we no longer live next to the bloody farm

stigmundfreud said:

its like watching a pigmy's cock hammering on the arse of a milk bottle

I'd be amused if it wasnt for the 80 notes it cost, I told her I'd milk for free

You are DCI Gene Hunt. AICM1983FP

[4hero]

Ahh, remember the days well, listening to the constant noise of the pump, driving me slowly insane...

Should have said Stig, my wife has finished with her pump, could have sold it to you for 40 notes