PH Secret Santa 2020 - The Santae, lockdown edition
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MIKE
Hello _MIKE_
Exciting news!!! The DHL fairies have collected your present this afternoon from Santa Towers.
And It should be arriving before the end of the week.
You can't miss it - it is wrapped in what can only be described as having a big thrusting thingy on it.
(Just as well it isn't being delivered to work....whew!!)
Now, 2020 has been a very challenging year for many - and Santa has decided that you are a very lucky boy - as ....drum roll please....
Golly Gosh!!! You are allowed to open your present when you receive it.
(If you need some instructions - let Santa know.)
Santa hopes you will use it lots and lots and cherish it always
Please, please do let Santa know what flavour it is.
And do post up pics.
Lots of love
Your PHSS-2020 Santa
MIKE
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.... Reverse stalking has begun.....
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Reverse stalking!!??
Santa is most impressed.
Santa thought that you must be at home, sweating like a priest in a playground at the prospect of your
Those nice people at DHL have informed Santa that your present has left the UK.
They go onto add.....It has had a short stop in Leipzig.
Apparently your present has a friend there. Helmut or is it Helmet?
And your present is currently in Customs in Hong Kong
Will the customs men open the box?
Will your extra special gift get to you on Friday?
I'll just keep clicking on the tracking number link.
Ooh news just in - exciting stuff....."Shipment has been given a release by Customs."
More exciting news to follow.
I'll just keep clicking on the link... and let you know....
Your loving Santa
Eltax91
Two of your gifts have been painstakingly wrapped and are ready to go. Santa is currently waiting for Amazon's elves to deliver an additional package. When all has been assembled, the item will be winging its way to you on the back of the finest reindeer.
Santa did think about sending you each item separately, but was worried that you would be unable to contain yourself with anticipation.
Finally, while you did specify NSFW was off the table, Santa noted that you said nothing about NSFH (H being for home). You have been warned!
OldBanger
Secret Santa would like to apologise to OldBanger and promise that he has not forgotten her, but his elves appear to be slacking and the sleigh had its front bumper pulled off by Reindeer Recovery too so there is a slight delay in delivery.
The Reindeer in question has been suitably chastised and the elves are being motivated with the use of electric cattle prods to ensure that PHSS can deliver your gift before the big morning!
Eltax91
Your gifts have been lovingly wrapped, packaged, and are now inbound. Out of respect for your preferences, nuts (human or otherwise) and winged horses have not been included in the package.
Santa will leave the decision of whether or not to open the gifts before Christmas up to you.
LukeSi
Why did Young Luke Siwalker delete his Twitter account when it had such a lovely picture of a Mini adorning it? Is this evidence of his identity being wiped clean by agents of the New World Order? Or did he simply move on from the Drone World?
Evidence shows suspicion that the mini may have changed hands (and colour) but can Luke confirm if either the mini or the blue ST are his? And is that BTG private plate still his?
Assurant or Impact - that is the question. Where does his future lie and where does his heart direct?
ChrisDT
Hello Christopher.
Well done on spotting the Batman reference in my last missive but I fear the subtlety of the other reference within, may have been lost.
Santa has been busy filling his sack and is on the hunt for one more present to seal the deal.
PS. I hope the scourge of the older fluffy white (angry) cat has been sorted out.
Miniman
My insincere apologies for the lovingly wrapped package you are about to receive. I REALLY hope your postman has a sense of humour....
St3ven1
St3ven1 - you should receive a package in the post at some point this week. Do not despair, it isn't your PHSS gift, it's a mere "amuse bouche" that can be opened at your leisure before the big day.
Bear-n
There is a card on the way. You’re welcome to open it. More stuffz to follow!!!
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