Idiotic Neighbour!

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crmcatee

5,706 posts

229 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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james_tigerwoods said:
That is what I was thinking. Just didn't come out very well....
I tried what you were thinking - I've got oil all over my freezer now - who do I complain to ?

Driller

8,310 posts

280 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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james_tigerwoods said:
Driller said:
Place single ice cube with depression facing up in container.

Pour in oil.

Leave on table with another ice cube to melt slightly.

Place second ice cube on top of first with the oil and place the whole thing in the freezer with some of those sausages.
That is what I was thinking. Just didn't come out very well....
Fair enough smile

Stuartggray

7,703 posts

230 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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I think hammered frozen sausages is one of the best mental images I've had in a long while. Thank you.

Jaroon

1,441 posts

162 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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Olive oil freezes at about minus 6c, would a dark brand make a passable substitute?

TinyCappo

2,106 posts

155 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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Thank you for making my evening PH!

The Wife is upset as I'm making the sofa shake laughing too much.

james_tigerwoods

16,293 posts

199 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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crmcatee said:
james_tigerwoods said:
That is what I was thinking. Just didn't come out very well....
I tried what you were thinking - I've got oil all over my freezer now - who do I complain to ?
Are you MY neighbour?

Qcarchoo

471 posts

195 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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Turn his stopcock off in the pavement and leave something unpleasant under the cover

TinyCappo

2,106 posts

155 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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dont forget lots of free medical stuff too

http://www.us.coloplast.com/products/samples/speed...

David87

6,676 posts

214 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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Jaroon said:
Olive oil freezes at about minus 6c, would a dark brand make a passable substitute?
I reckon this could work. Perhaps a little brown food die in the olive oil might darken it up a bit without having any detrimental effects.

Best thread I've seen in ages. hehe

Pablo Escobar

3,114 posts

191 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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Qcarchoo said:
Turn his stopcock off in the pavement and leave something unpleasant under the cover
This. I have done this.

Ki3r

7,843 posts

161 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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kcrimson said:
On a slightly more serious note, if I were pushing my daughter's wheelchair along that pavement I would knock on the door and get him to bloody well move his van.
Same here (although my brother, not your daughter!).

Why not just keep parking your car outside to piss him off? My neighbour phoned the Police when I parked mine outside their house (yes, outside their house, not blocking their drive!). I now do it to piss them off.

Since I've got the bike they hate it, its not loud loud (car was louder), but I like to give it a quick rev when they are outside xD. Childish I know.

james_tigerwoods

16,293 posts

199 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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David87 said:
Jaroon said:
Olive oil freezes at about minus 6c, would a dark brand make a passable substitute?
I reckon this could work. Perhaps a little brown food die in the olive oil might darken it up a bit without having any detrimental effects.

Best thread I've seen in ages. hehe
How's about. Sesame oil. Or just water with food dye. Just to really confuse hin.

Or red food dye. And a lot of red ice. On his drive. And spell out Red Rum. ....

TinyCappo

2,106 posts

155 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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finish your next letter to him with the following

Just to let you know, I told Chuck Norris you said he looks like a bulldog licking ps off a nettle...

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

153 months

Monday 1st April 2013
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Ki3r said:
Same here (although my brother, not your daughter!).

Why not just keep parking your car outside to piss him off? My neighbour phoned the Police when I parked mine outside their house (yes, outside their house, not blocking their drive!). I now do it to piss them off.

Since I've got the bike they hate it, its not loud loud (car was louder), but I like to give it a quick rev when they are outside xD. Childish I know.
I used to have a neighbour who complained about me starting my car at 5:45 in the morning and waking her up. She asked if I could leave later, well not if I wanted to be in work on time. After that it needed a bit of time to warm up. Didn't want to make too much noise as there are other neighbours who also had jobs.

greygoose

8,319 posts

197 months

Tuesday 2nd April 2013
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kcrimson said:
On a slightly more serious note, if I were pushing my daughter's wheelchair along that pavement I would knock on the door and get him to bloody well move his van.
Be careful, you might slip on the collection of ice shapes and oil under the van.

Triumph Man

8,730 posts

170 months

Tuesday 2nd April 2013
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greygoose said:
kcrimson said:
On a slightly more serious note, if I were pushing my daughter's wheelchair along that pavement I would knock on the door and get him to bloody well move his van.
Be careful, you might slip on the collection of ice shapes and oil under the van.
rofl

silverfoxcc

7,717 posts

147 months

Tuesday 2nd April 2013
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Superglue all his van locks and wipers!!

Paul Dishman

4,729 posts

239 months

Tuesday 2nd April 2013
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Flat6er said:
Well done. I would love to do something similar to the odd tool in our road.

However, whilst I find the letter funny, and recognise the frustration that has lead to it. Have you now started a war with your neighbour? One that may end up in an official dispute that has to be declared when you come to move house.
That's what I fear may come back to bite the OP, especially now its in writing

john_r

8,353 posts

273 months

Tuesday 2nd April 2013
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OP - did you and your neighbours get a group discount on oversized garden trampolines?

Kiltie

7,504 posts

248 months

Tuesday 2nd April 2013
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hehe