Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

[GTIR]

Any fawning Sir Chris of Harris bumfest thread.

I hope he doesn't actually read the comments otherwise he wouldn't be able to get his head into any car.

It's quite sickening. Almost like each poster is trying to out feltch each other with creepy stalkerish glowing comments. "Harris should be the queen of fking Englandia. He's amazing!"

Stop. It.

[iva cosworth]

Symbolica said:

This thread was toe-curingley embarrassing:

http://www.pistonheads.com/xforums/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Read the first few posts to get a general idea, then skip to Gazunder's post on page 12.

That was mind bendingly bizarre that one.....

[Papa Hotel]

GTIR said:

Any fawning Sir Chris of Harris bumfest thread.

I hope he doesn't actually read the comments otherwise he wouldn't be able to get his head into any car.

It's quite sickening. Almost like each poster is trying to out feltch each other with creepy stalkerish glowing comments. "Harris should be the queen of fking Englandia. He's amazing!"

Stop. It.

Racist.

[Fairbridge]

iva cosworth said:

That was mind bendingly bizarre that one.....

I think I know ( have worked with ) this guy. He can be a bit random / is as nutty as squirrel st. His explanation for this thread was sound. Not a very sensible way to do it but the logic did kind of hold water in a bizarre way.

[GTIR]

Papa Hotel said:

Racist.

It's fine. I've got black friends.

I can't be racist. (Plus I touched a black chicks boob, when we were both 12yo, once.)

[Papa Hotel]

GTIR said:

It's fine. I've got black friends.

I can't be racist. (Plus I touched a black chicks boob, when we were both 12yo, once.)

Sorry, I didn't realise. Accusation of racism rescinded with apologies.

[trashbat]

Kiltie said:

trashbat said:

You never get people living out mundane fantasy Mitty lives, do you, never anyone called Meriva111 just popping out for a pint of milk and coming straight back home.

Oh, I don't know. This is pretty much the most exciting thing that's happened to me so far in 2014.

That was just beautiful. I hope for your sake you posted it whilst high on cocaine and dangling from a golden helicopter above some sort of prostitute-filled volcano.

[Kiltie]

trashbat said:

Kiltie said:

trashbat said:

You never get people living out mundane fantasy Mitty lives, do you, never anyone called Meriva111 just popping out for a pint of milk and coming straight back home.

Oh, I don't know. This is pretty much the most exciting thing that's happened to me so far in 2014.

That was just beautiful. I hope for your sake you posted it whilst high on cocaine and dangling from a golden helicopter above some sort of prostitute-filled volcano.

No, I posted it while sitting at my windowless desk eating my bacon roll which is how I treat myself on a Friday and pretty much the highlight of my week.

[Ari]

Fairbridge said:

iva cosworth said:

That was mind bendingly bizarre that one.....

I think I know ( have worked with ) this guy. He can be a bit random / is as nutty as squirrel st. His explanation for this thread was sound. Not a very sensible way to do it but the logic did kind of hold water in a bizarre way.

Ooh go on, what was his 'sound explanation'?

[Kiltie]

Fairbridge said:

I think I know ( have worked with ) this guy. He can be a bit random / is as nutty as squirrel st. His explanation for this thread was sound. Not a very sensible way to do it but the logic did kind of hold water in a bizarre way.

Him?

[Papa Hotel]

olly22n said:

Link to 944-gate?

Here:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[GG89]

Oh mars bar in one bullst thread and welshbeef says mars bar at the end of his 944 bullst thread.

Are mars bars turning people in to creepy compulsive liars? Or is Welshy GWAGON?

[Ari]

Papa Hotel said:

olly22n said:

Link to 944-gate?

Here:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Has reminded me of this one!

Welshbeef said:

Well there was I thinking wifey had forgotten to get me anything

Then...
1. Envelope - V5 inside with my name on it ....S2000
2. Membership (not full but even so more than enough for me)
3. 1 week Gstaad skiing


Oh my god best wife ever (though I'm paying for it!)

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=1232173&mid=62294

[Papa Hotel]

GG89 said:

Oh mars bar in one bullst thread and welshbeef says mars bar at the end of his 944 bullst thread.

Are mars bars turning people in to creepy compulsive liars? Or is Welshy GWAGON?

If I recall correctly, some moderator edited the thread title in a homage to GWagon's bullsttery.

[GG89]

Ahh. Thought we might have been on to somethin there!

[Fairbridge]

GG89 said:

Oh mars bar in one bullst thread and welshbeef says mars bar at the end of his 944 bullst thread.

Are mars bars turning people in to creepy compulsive liars? Or is Welshy GWAGON?

A few people got that. As far as I know they are not the same person.

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Papa Hotel said:

GG89 said:

Oh mars bar in one bullst thread and welshbeef says mars bar at the end of his 944 bullst thread.

Are mars bars turning people in to creepy compulsive liars? Or is Welshy GWAGON?

If I recall correctly, some moderator edited the thread title in a homage to GWagon's bullsttery.

I never got that, even at the time

There's another one frequents the Porsche forum, multiple name changes etc

[Fairbridge]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

I never got that, even at the time

There's another one frequents the Porsche forum, multiple name changes etc

Nope I face booked him he deffinately isn't Welshbeef.

[Kiltie]

Fairbridge,

Did you see pic on previous page? Same bloke?

[Fairbridge]

Kiltie said:

Fairbridge,

Did you see pic on previous page? Same bloke?

When I knew him he was a lot bigger than that. But I'm pretty sure it's the same guy.