"a bit ph private"

[Oakey]

The Restorer said:

Spare tyre said:

Only use LED downlighters, no other form of lighting allowed

LED Zep 1's at that

Ahem, Philips Hue... and they're programmed to all flash red when a peasant approaches the house

[Justayellowbadge]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Nope.

[B17NNS]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

No. In this thread we poke fun at ourselves instead of the poor.

[Odhran]

Breathes though both mouth and nose.

[rehab71]

bigandclever said:

... and when he finished and opened his eyes, the valet had left a cup of lapsang souchong and a copy of the Telegraph by the side of the chaise longue.

Brilliant

[Don]

Actually IS a Company Director.

[Kiltie]

Brilliant thread OP.

I ignored the other one when I saw it. Full of folks who clearly thing their poo don't stink.

[Kiltie]

Funkycoldribena said:

"a bit ph private"

Those who get out of the shower to have a piss.

[Hooli]

Kiltie said:

Funkycoldribena said:

"a bit ph private"

Those who get out of the shower to have a piss.

What about the bath?

[Kiltie]

Hooli said:

Kiltie said:

Funkycoldribena said:

"a bit ph private"

Those who get out of the shower to have a piss.

What about the bath?

I keep coal in it.

[Hooli]

Kiltie said:

Hooli said:

Kiltie said:

Funkycoldribena said:

"a bit ph private"

Those who get out of the shower to have a piss.

What about the bath?

I keep coal in it.

Excellent plan, I'll suggest my valet mentions it to the butler who can inform the staff.

[B17NNS]

Kiltie said:

I keep coal in it.

For the log burner I presume?

[NailedOn]

Has a "Go Bag" holding £10k and $25k in used notes, a Glock, keys to a lock-up where his Q car awaits. Duck tape and a Swiss Army knife ”nestle" in said bag.

[Kiltie]

NailedOn said:

Duck tape ...

"Duct tape".

[B17NNS]

Kiltie said:

"Duct tape".

[Kiltie]

B17NNS said:

Kiltie said:

"Duct tape".

[pork911]

B17NNS said:

Kiltie said:

"Duct tape".

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/duckvsduct.html

[DrTre]

cranford10 said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

has a 'daily beater' watch, and another that gets some 'wrist time'

That they have 'just pulled the trigger on'

And got it for under "two bags".

[DrTre]

pork911 said:

DrTre said:

And got it for under "two bags".

Dinner?

You're a little forward but...yes, I'd love to.

Edit: Oh. They've gone.

Edited by DrTre on Wednesday 14th January 23:42

[Kiltie]

pork911 said:

B17NNS said:

Kiltie said:

"Duct tape".

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/duckvsduct.html

Link said:

After the War, the housing industry was booming and someone discovered that the tape was great for joining the heating and air conditioning duct work. So, the color was changed from army green to the silvery color we are familiar with today and people started to refer to it as “duct tape”.