The lady at work!

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mcelliott

8,719 posts

182 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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Reckon she could be up for it. Might be your chance to gain your brown wings....

grumbledoak

31,577 posts

234 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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The best thing about this thread is that the advice started with Rick Mayall's "smashing blouse" line and it only got worse!

Keep it up!

Edited by grumbledoak on Friday 25th September 20:38

Wacky Racer

38,252 posts

248 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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Think of the SAS.

Who dares gets a kick in the goolies.....

PugwasHDJ80

7,541 posts

222 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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Five hours since the last post.

Bets on likely outcome?


Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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PugwasHDJ80 said:
Five hours since the last post.

Bets on likely outcome?
Balls deep

Tango13

8,492 posts

177 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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PugwasHDJ80 said:
Five hours since the last post.

Bets on likely outcome?
You know the bit in Trainspotting where Begbie has an encounter with a transvestite...

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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mcelliott said:
Reckon she could be up for it. Might be your chance to gain your brown wings....
Like the excellent Russian airline:


Killer2005

19,677 posts

229 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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I was in a similar position, saw a woman at work who I regularly perved on around the office and ended up messaging her on Facebook.

Turned out she had a thing for me to, a few weeks later we were at it like rabbits, 3 years later we're living together and likely to be engaged soon smile

littlebasher

3,785 posts

172 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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A chap in our office proved why using email for this sort of thing is unwise...

He sent an email to a girl on our floor, telling her he enjoyed the time they spent together and would she like to go out with him on a date.
Unfortunately, Lotus Notes selected someone with a similar name from his list of contacts. That someone happened to be his single boss, an absolute beast of a woman who was known to have a thing for him.

He was very lucky to worm his way out of that one

Although, come to think of it he's now married to the girl he wanted to date...so maybe the same tactic could work for the OP as well!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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Can you be absolutely confident she doesn't have a todger she's trying to get rid of?

southendpier

5,272 posts

230 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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mybrainhurts said:
Can you be absolutely confident she doesn't have a todger she's trying to get rid of?
Is she called Nolar?

Ilovejapcrap

3,286 posts

113 months

Friday 25th September 2015
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Now it all makes sense lol

Mojooo

12,793 posts

181 months

Saturday 26th September 2015
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Technically the worst thing that could happen is OP is so humiliated by the rejection he kills himself. Lets not downplay the stakes here.

Martin350

3,781 posts

196 months

Saturday 26th September 2015
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Every silver lining has a cloud, eh? hehe

DSLiverpool

14,797 posts

203 months

Saturday 26th September 2015
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Walk up up her at her desk, don't say a word but hand her page 1 of this thread on your mobile whilst making a "read it" type gesture.

If she reads it for 10 seconds bursts out laughing and says "of course" then bingo, if she reads all 8 pages then uses search to check cambelt advice on her car whilst you stand their looking like a prick it's probably a no.

/ thread.

Clivey

5,125 posts

205 months

Saturday 26th September 2015
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This thread is useless without pictures...

57Ford

4,113 posts

135 months

Saturday 26th September 2015
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I fear the op may be still in an induced coma after being beaten senseless by her alpha-boyfriend.
If not and he's simply taking the time to sort through the sage advice offered on this thread, there's always the tried and trusted conversation openers like throwing your jacket over a shoulder, leaning on her desk and announcing "Get your coat love, you've pulled"
Also, girls love to be complemented so try "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?".
They also often feel insecure so reassurance is the key "You're not much of a looker but don't worry, beauty's only a light-switch away"

soad

32,946 posts

177 months

Saturday 26th September 2015
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Fancying someone you work with is not a criminal offence and neither is asking them out, right?

jogger1976

1,251 posts

127 months

Saturday 26th September 2015
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57Ford said:
I fear the op may be still in an induced coma after being beaten senseless by her alpha-boyfriend.
If not and he's simply taking the time to sort through the sage advice offered on this thread, there's always the tried and trusted conversation openers like throwing your jacket over a shoulder, leaning on her desk and announcing "Get your coat love, you've pulled"
Also, girls love to be complemented so try "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?".
They also often feel insecure so reassurance is the key "You're not much of a looker but don't worry, beauty's only a light-switch away"
hehe

sunnydude

907 posts

128 months

Saturday 26th September 2015
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OP has she got short hair?