The lady at work!
Discussion
A chap in our office proved why using email for this sort of thing is unwise...
He sent an email to a girl on our floor, telling her he enjoyed the time they spent together and would she like to go out with him on a date.
Unfortunately, Lotus Notes selected someone with a similar name from his list of contacts. That someone happened to be his single boss, an absolute beast of a woman who was known to have a thing for him.
He was very lucky to worm his way out of that one
Although, come to think of it he's now married to the girl he wanted to date...so maybe the same tactic could work for the OP as well!
He sent an email to a girl on our floor, telling her he enjoyed the time they spent together and would she like to go out with him on a date.
Unfortunately, Lotus Notes selected someone with a similar name from his list of contacts. That someone happened to be his single boss, an absolute beast of a woman who was known to have a thing for him.
He was very lucky to worm his way out of that one
Although, come to think of it he's now married to the girl he wanted to date...so maybe the same tactic could work for the OP as well!
Walk up up her at her desk, don't say a word but hand her page 1 of this thread on your mobile whilst making a "read it" type gesture.
If she reads it for 10 seconds bursts out laughing and says "of course" then bingo, if she reads all 8 pages then uses search to check cambelt advice on her car whilst you stand their looking like a prick it's probably a no.
/ thread.
If she reads it for 10 seconds bursts out laughing and says "of course" then bingo, if she reads all 8 pages then uses search to check cambelt advice on her car whilst you stand their looking like a prick it's probably a no.
/ thread.
I fear the op may be still in an induced coma after being beaten senseless by her alpha-boyfriend.
If not and he's simply taking the time to sort through the sage advice offered on this thread, there's always the tried and trusted conversation openers like throwing your jacket over a shoulder, leaning on her desk and announcing "Get your coat love, you've pulled"
Also, girls love to be complemented so try "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?".
They also often feel insecure so reassurance is the key "You're not much of a looker but don't worry, beauty's only a light-switch away"
If not and he's simply taking the time to sort through the sage advice offered on this thread, there's always the tried and trusted conversation openers like throwing your jacket over a shoulder, leaning on her desk and announcing "Get your coat love, you've pulled"
Also, girls love to be complemented so try "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?".
They also often feel insecure so reassurance is the key "You're not much of a looker but don't worry, beauty's only a light-switch away"
57Ford said:
I fear the op may be still in an induced coma after being beaten senseless by her alpha-boyfriend.
If not and he's simply taking the time to sort through the sage advice offered on this thread, there's always the tried and trusted conversation openers like throwing your jacket over a shoulder, leaning on her desk and announcing "Get your coat love, you've pulled"
Also, girls love to be complemented so try "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?".
They also often feel insecure so reassurance is the key "You're not much of a looker but don't worry, beauty's only a light-switch away"
If not and he's simply taking the time to sort through the sage advice offered on this thread, there's always the tried and trusted conversation openers like throwing your jacket over a shoulder, leaning on her desk and announcing "Get your coat love, you've pulled"
Also, girls love to be complemented so try "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?".
They also often feel insecure so reassurance is the key "You're not much of a looker but don't worry, beauty's only a light-switch away"
Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff