Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Muntu said:
northwest monkey said:
MartG said:
If you stood him and Oscar Pistorious next to each other, you could quite legitimately say that 2 wrongs could make a right.![eek](/inc/images/eek.gif)
Shouldn't be too hard to find though...
![](http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140419144411/family-guy-the-quest-for-stuff/images/f/fe/Seamus.png)
northwest monkey said:
Muntu said:
northwest monkey said:
MartG said:
If you stood him and Oscar Pistorious next to each other, you could quite legitimately say that 2 wrongs could make a right.![eek](/inc/images/eek.gif)
Shouldn't be too hard to find though...
![](http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140419144411/family-guy-the-quest-for-stuff/images/f/fe/Seamus.png)
"Man with no hands or legs is armed and on the run"
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right." Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."
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