So you wake up and are the last person on earth...

[toastybase]

KaraK said:

I'd have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

Then go to the Win?

[Monkeylegend]

thetapeworm said:

I'm shocked it's gone this far without anyone suggesting they would make sweet love to anything and everything left in order to try and repopulate the planet a little bit or suss out how to make humans in a lab and create an army.

I am shocked you haven't read all the thread before posting

[benjj]

Another good challenge would be to crack one out while driving each of the Holy Trinity.

[MX5_Nutter]

After a year or so fuel would go stale so that would put an end to blasting around in fast cars, planes, boats etc.

[Calletrece]

I'd get a full kit of my club, go down to Wembley, and wop one in the top corner.

Then head up to the Royal Gantry, lift the FA Cup. Then find the punditry room, give myself the full Alan Hansen (''it's like the defender wasn't even there. Shocking. Diabolical even'').

Then just wait for the mental to set in. Might lay a brick in the middle of Parliament, whilst I'm waiting.

[Watchman]

MX5_Nutter said:

After a year or so fuel would go stale so that would put an end to blasting around in fast cars, planes, boats etc.

Modern sports cars won't like old fuel but it'd be sufficient for lower tech cars for decades.


Me, I'd go and find a Geiger counter [#1], raid as many chemist's for antibiotics as I could carry, find an off road motorhome, a manual fuel pump, a few different guns [#2] and lots of ammo.


And I'd go somewhere warm, where staying alive is easier without power.

Over time I'd look for solar panels and generators. Some electricity would definitely make life more bearable.


[#1] Without human intervention, nuclear power stations wouldn't fail "safely" permanently. There will be areas of the world you'd want to stay away from.

[#2] Assuming hunting was still a possibility.

Edited by Watchman on Wednesday 6th January 18:59

[Watchman]

DannyScene said:

evenflow said:

For those planning to tour Europe, how are you going to get there?

Ever heard of a thing called the channel tunnel?

Not wanting to sound like I'm actually looking forward to being the last person on earth which is why I've given this far too much thought or anything, but...

... how would you get a car through the Chunnel? I believe you could drive through the service tunnel but it has some pretty serious steel doors that probably failed "closed".

[HustleRussell]

I think I'd

Satisfy myself that I'm not in immediate danger

Mourn the loss of everything and everyone that was

Secure 'exit strategy', preferably a range of options including opiate drugs and a gun if I don't manage to finish the job.

Then all the obvious find animal companionship, have crazy adventures, commandeer all modes of transport, explore, blow stuff up etc.

[227bhp]

DannyScene said:

I've just had another thought, I live right next door to Leeds/Bradford Airport

I'd take my MX5 and fk around on the runway to my hearts content then when I ran out of fuel I'd whack some aeroplane fuel in because

You're easily pleased, I would liken that to jet skiing in the sea.

[RegMolehusband]

I'd probably have a collection of these - oh and cars too of course.

[Looket]

I'd commandeer a lorry and spend months touring the country, breaking into as many homes as possible to pinch every computer, mobile phone and tablet I could find.

I'd then return to my lair and search them for porn.

[putonghua73]

TurboHatchback said:

1: Go to a dog home and get myself a pack for company
2: Go to Portsmouth and find myself a destroyer (they can't possibly be that hard to drive)
3: Borrow a lorry and stock said destroyer with enough provisions to last a few years, lots of guns, several tons of ammunition and plenty of books
4: Make sure said destroyer was fueled and ready to sail
5: Plot a course to Japansomewhere where the weather is nice all year (some pacific Island or Jamaica or something)
6: Arrive and hunt/farm for survival and enjoy a life in the sunof shagging every single realistic Japanese female sex doll, and spend time with my pack of dogs

Frankly it doesn't sound so bad to me (until death by tooth decay or syphilis).

FTFY.

[benjj]

RegMolehusband said:

I'd probably have a collection of these - oh and cars too of course.

Mmm. Thighs.

[gr1340]

I'd hope my Sky planner was still working. I've got a few programs I could catch up on as I wouldn't be going to work.

[CR6ZZ]

I'd do the fast car thing, then take a decent boat and go somewhere like this. It has it's own little hydro-electric scheme that is easily maintained, lots of fish to be caught, deer to hunt in the surrounding forest, and enough flat land nearby to grow some veges. Probably, go mad and top myself after a few months though.

[DoubleByte]

Take a load of photos with custard just in case everyone comes back and no one on PH believed me!

[KaraK]

toastybase said:

KaraK said:

I'd have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

Then go to the Win?

Definitely!

PS: Dogs can look up!

[DannyScene]

Watchman said:

DannyScene said:

evenflow said:

For those planning to tour Europe, how are you going to get there?

Ever heard of a thing called the channel tunnel?

Not wanting to sound like I'm actually looking forward to being the last person on earth which is why I've given this far too much thought or anything, but...

... how would you get a car through the Chunnel? I believe you could drive through the service tunnel but it has some pretty serious steel doors that probably failed "closed".

Errrm, ram the gates?

Let's face it, with all the time in the world you could easily get through

[Cotty]

DannyScene said:

Errrm, ram the gates?

They are a bit more solid than you think.

[DannyScene]

Cotty said:

DannyScene said:

Errrm, ram the gates?

Fine, once ramming the gates failed I'd go find all the industrial cutting st I could find and spend a good few hours/days breaking through

Failing that I'd just load a ferry up with loads of stuff and drive that across, how hard can it be?