Girls/women writing kisses in cards

[craigjm]

Don't st where you live. You will end up lying in it

[Puggit]

[Guvernator]

All that jazz said:

I'd like to make something for you if that's okay and as soon as I get my house a bit straighter I'd like to invite you round so we can get to know each other better, if that's okay with you?". Completely caught me off guard as I wasn't expecting that all.

^^^^ This, this right here. Did she empathise the word know? If she did that's alarm bells right there as she's probably a PH reader in drag.

[All that jazz]

craigjm said:

Don't st where you live. You will end up lying in it

Agreed, however I rent this place as I'm currently working out of Leeds so should anything come of it and it all turn sour it wouldn't be an issue for me. I still have doubts of it going anywhere; will see what happens if/when the invite for dinner ever lands . Naturally I will ensure her back doors get nuked from orbit at the earliest opportunity and will endeavour to post proof of this along with the obligatory tin of Birds balanced on her arse cheeks ASAP.

[craigjm]

All that jazz said:

craigjm said:

Don't st where you live. You will end up lying in it

Agreed, however I rent this place as I'm currently working out of Leeds so should anything come of it and it all turn sour it wouldn't be an issue for me. I still have doubts of it going anywhere; will see what happens if/when the invite for dinner ever lands . Naturally I will ensure her back doors get nuked from orbit at the earliest opportunity and will endeavour to post proof of this along with the obligatory tin of Birds balanced on her arse cheeks ASAP.

Excellent

[Dr Murdoch]

I'm now watching this thread, I expect to be updated with proceedings accordingly.

Good luck OP.

[PurpleTurtle]

Today's high profile news shows thas some women will put an 'X' at the end of anything.

Even Facebook messages asking witnesses in their boyfriend's prosecution for rape to magic up some 'new evidence'

http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/h...

X

[Steve H]

All that jazz said:

Naturally I will ensure her back doors get nuked from orbit at the earliest opportunity and will endeavour to post proof of this along with the obligatory tin of Birds balanced on her arse cheeks ASAP.

Subscribed.

[glenrobbo]

That's all very well, but who gets custardy of the Bird's tin afterwards?

[All that jazz]

Unfortunately gentlemen, I don't think this is going anywhere. She's been acting super weird lately to the point where I could a fill a page in the 'odd things your neighbours do' thread . I've just got home from Norwich to discover she's left a vacuum cleaner on my doormat . No communication about it, it's just there. Is this a "sign" and there as a suggestion that I should be using it to clean my gaff so I can then invite her round (I didn't invite her in first time because my gaff is a st tip and told her so).

Gonna see if I can strike up on a convo on either Tues or Wed evening to see if I can make sense of her antics (there could be explanation but I haven't get a feckin clue what it is) but she's acting that weird that I don't want to go there. Had an ex many years ago that was bat st crazy and that one experience was enough! Maybe it's me that attracts them?

Think I'll stick with the Norwich bird! Yes she has 6 fingers on each hand (doesn't everyone from Norfolk?) but at least she isn't mental.

Thread has legs...

[The Mad Monk]

smileymikey said:

In Somerset the guys quite often end a text message with a x to another guy. one to two x's means absolutely nothing, three to a relative stranger is getting slightly warmer but were not talking fifty shades here.I wouldn't read anything into it if I were you.

You should see what they do in Norfolk!!

[GloverMart]

All that jazz said:

Unfortunately gentlemen, I don't think this is going anywhere. She's been acting super weird lately to the point where I could a fill a page in the 'odd things your neighbours do' thread . I've just got home from Norwich to discover she's left a vacuum cleaner on my doormat . No communication about it, it's just there. Is this a "sign" and there as a suggestion that I should be using it to clean my gaff so I can then invite her round (I didn't invite her in first time because my gaff is a st tip and told her so).

Gonna see if I can strike up on a convo on either Tues or Wed evening to see if I can make sense of her antics (there could be explanation but I haven't get a feckin clue what it is) but she's acting that weird that I don't want to go there. Had an ex many years ago that was bat st crazy and that one experience was enough! Maybe it's me that attracts them?

Think I'll stick with the Norwich bird! Yes she has 6 fingers on each hand (doesn't everyone from Norfolk?) but at least she isn't mental.

Thread has legs...

Might just be a jokey response to you mentioning about the state of your flat. She seems to have a sense of humour about her.... don't write her off too quickly.

[KrazyIvan]

Leaving a hoover on your doorstep can mean only one thing, she wants to suck you off, only thing that makes sense in PH world

[All that jazz]

KrazyIvan said:

Leaving a hoover on your doorstep can mean only one thing, she wants to suck you off, only thing that makes sense in PH world

Yep, that's definitely what it must mean!

[The Mad Monk]

All that jazz said:

Unfortunately gentlemen, I don't think this is going anywhere. She's been acting super weird lately to the point where I could a fill a page in the 'odd things your neighbours do' thread . I've just got home from Norwich to discover she's left a vacuum cleaner on my doormat . No communication about it, it's just there. Is this a "sign" and there as a suggestion that I should be using it to clean my gaff so I can then invite her round (I didn't invite her in first time because my gaff is a st tip and told her so).

Gonna see if I can strike up on a convo on either Tues or Wed evening to see if I can make sense of her antics (there could be explanation but I haven't get a feckin clue what it is) but she's acting that weird that I don't want to go there. Had an ex many years ago that was bat st crazy and that one experience was enough! Maybe it's me that attracts them?

Think I'll stick with the Norwich bird! Yes she has 6 fingers on each hand (doesn't everyone from Norfolk?) but at least she isn't mental.

Thread has legs...

I think I agree with you. She has probably overdosed on your emoticons.

[Matt UK]

jas xjr said:

she is a neighbour , even if she was interested why crap on your own doorstep? your home is your refuge , if things go norks up . where do you escape to?

Fully agree. Even if it goes great you've then got a girlfriend... living next door. So no good can come from this?

Keep the contact, mild flirting, build sexual tension. Make your move when one of you puts your place on the market.

[craigjm]

Matt UK said:

jas xjr said:

she is a neighbour , even if she was interested why crap on your own doorstep? your home is your refuge , if things go norks up . where do you escape to?

Fully agree. Even if it goes great you've then got a girlfriend... living next door. So no good can come from this?

Keep the contact, mild flirting, build sexual tension. Make your move when one of you puts your place on the market.

Read up.... I asked him this a while back and he said the flat is a short term rental for him so he can escape when he wants.

[anonymous-user]

You sound like a stalker in the making, i bet they all start out like this.
she was being friendly, a x is not baby making signal, just being friendly.

[Dr Murdoch]

The Spruce goose said:

You sound like a stalker in the making, i bet they all start out like this.
she was being friendly, a x is not baby making signal, just being friendly.

What about the hoover?

[glenrobbo]

Hmmm This seems to be escalating nicely.

OP, you now need to repay her kind Hoover gesture by leaving a big vibrator on her doormat.

I can see this ending up well. Or in A&E perhaps?

Oh thanks, is that my seat? Now where's the popcorn?

XXX