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vikingaero said:
If you are a lawyer/barrister and you are prepared to lie/obfuscate/twist the truth and generally w
e yourself then you should get whatever sentence your client gets.
Ignore him, send me your contact details please, if I e yourself then you should get whatever sentence your client gets.ever need an attorney, I want one with those traits.
There are some really good suggestions here, enough to make the bones of a manifesto and the beginnings of a new political party.
Notwithstanding the insane but extremely vocal minority of the wet lettuce lefty elements, I'm sure a collective of the more sensible minds on PH would do a fantastic job of running the country and actually leaving the EU before the 1,000th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
I also cannot believe nobody has mentioned trial by combat, on the stairs, using their mighty sausage hammers as pugil sticks and the instruments of justice.
NIP for doing 44 in a 40 that until recently used to be a perfectly reasonable 50 ...... Trial by combat! Name thy Champion and get them to sausage hammer the back doors of that scamera Transit van right in!
Notwithstanding the insane but extremely vocal minority of the wet lettuce lefty elements, I'm sure a collective of the more sensible minds on PH would do a fantastic job of running the country and actually leaving the EU before the 1,000th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
I also cannot believe nobody has mentioned trial by combat, on the stairs, using their mighty sausage hammers as pugil sticks and the instruments of justice.
NIP for doing 44 in a 40 that until recently used to be a perfectly reasonable 50 ...... Trial by combat! Name thy Champion and get them to sausage hammer the back doors of that scamera Transit van right in!
colin_p said:
There are some really good suggestions here, enough to make the bones of a manifesto and the beginnings of a new political party.
Notwithstanding the insane but extremely vocal minority of the wet lettuce lefty elements, I'm sure a collective of the more sensible minds on PH would do a fantastic job of running the country and actually leaving the EU before the 1,000th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
I also cannot believe nobody has mentioned trial by combat, on the stairs, using their mighty sausage hammers as pugil sticks and the instruments of justice.
NIP for doing 44 in a 40 that until recently used to be a perfectly reasonable 50 ...... Trial by combat! Name thy Champion and get them to sausage hammer the back doors of that scamera Transit van right in!
Anyone coming out with macho posturing about trial by combat and then requesting a champion to complete the trial for them is sentenced to life wearing a pink tutu with a matching frilly bow in their hair. Notwithstanding the insane but extremely vocal minority of the wet lettuce lefty elements, I'm sure a collective of the more sensible minds on PH would do a fantastic job of running the country and actually leaving the EU before the 1,000th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
I also cannot believe nobody has mentioned trial by combat, on the stairs, using their mighty sausage hammers as pugil sticks and the instruments of justice.
NIP for doing 44 in a 40 that until recently used to be a perfectly reasonable 50 ...... Trial by combat! Name thy Champion and get them to sausage hammer the back doors of that scamera Transit van right in!
plasticpig said:
All new cars are required to have spider proof wing mirrors.
At last, someone willing to tackle the big issues of the day. Now, if we could just expand the definition of ‘one law’ to enable a white paper entitled ‘The Automobile Standards Act 2019’, then we could also add a clause requiring a car’s Speedometer to be marked only up to its actual top speed. 
The country is overpopulated. I feel that a population no greater than say 40 million is appropriate. I plan to solve this problem thusly:
Immigrants who are bringing useful skills to the table and we can reasonably expect to make a positive contribution to society are welcome. For each immigrant allowed in, we export four of our own unwanted into a Hunger Games style environment on Heard Island.
Unwanted society members are identified by a committee of august PHers. A good starting criteria is anyone found to have 3 or more features of their house, car or lifestyle that are deemed to be 'council' as determined by the aforementioned committee.
The most recent immigration figures I found were 273,000 in the year to June 2018. Making the, admittedly bold, assumption that all of these were worthy candidates for immigration, we can calculate a net population reduction of just under 22,000,000 in 20 years, allowing a smooth and gradual transition to a sensible population level.
This combined with the very sensible earlier suggestions with regard to an assessment of capability/worthiness prior to reproduction should restore the country to being a reasonable place to live in a sensible time frame.
Immigrants who are bringing useful skills to the table and we can reasonably expect to make a positive contribution to society are welcome. For each immigrant allowed in, we export four of our own unwanted into a Hunger Games style environment on Heard Island.
Unwanted society members are identified by a committee of august PHers. A good starting criteria is anyone found to have 3 or more features of their house, car or lifestyle that are deemed to be 'council' as determined by the aforementioned committee.
The most recent immigration figures I found were 273,000 in the year to June 2018. Making the, admittedly bold, assumption that all of these were worthy candidates for immigration, we can calculate a net population reduction of just under 22,000,000 in 20 years, allowing a smooth and gradual transition to a sensible population level.
This combined with the very sensible earlier suggestions with regard to an assessment of capability/worthiness prior to reproduction should restore the country to being a reasonable place to live in a sensible time frame.
Kermit power said:
colin_p said:
There are some really good suggestions here, enough to make the bones of a manifesto and the beginnings of a new political party.
Notwithstanding the insane but extremely vocal minority of the wet lettuce lefty elements, I'm sure a collective of the more sensible minds on PH would do a fantastic job of running the country and actually leaving the EU before the 1,000th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
I also cannot believe nobody has mentioned trial by combat, on the stairs, using their mighty sausage hammers as pugil sticks and the instruments of justice.
NIP for doing 44 in a 40 that until recently used to be a perfectly reasonable 50 ...... Trial by combat! Name thy Champion and get them to sausage hammer the back doors of that scamera Transit van right in!
Anyone coming out with macho posturing about trial by combat and then requesting a champion to complete the trial for them is sentenced to life wearing a pink tutu with a matching frilly bow in their hair. Notwithstanding the insane but extremely vocal minority of the wet lettuce lefty elements, I'm sure a collective of the more sensible minds on PH would do a fantastic job of running the country and actually leaving the EU before the 1,000th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
I also cannot believe nobody has mentioned trial by combat, on the stairs, using their mighty sausage hammers as pugil sticks and the instruments of justice.
NIP for doing 44 in a 40 that until recently used to be a perfectly reasonable 50 ...... Trial by combat! Name thy Champion and get them to sausage hammer the back doors of that scamera Transit van right in!
What if said person was not able to wield a mighty sausage hammer? I'm sure many motability car drivers, and women, get NIP's and would need a Champion to beat the s
t out of a gatso on their behalf should they request trial by combat.Besides, a true Champion would have no qualms making that sacrifice to see justice done even if they looked like a powerful sugar plum fairy. Don't mess with my toot-toot.
Pumpkinz said:
The country is overpopulated. I feel that a population no greater than say 40 million is appropriate. I plan to solve this problem thusly:
Immigrants who are bringing useful skills to the table and we can reasonably expect to make a positive contribution to society are welcome. For each immigrant allowed in, we export four of our own unwanted into a Hunger Games style environment on Heard Island.
Unwanted society members are identified by a committee of august PHers. A good starting criteria is anyone found to have 3 or more features of their house, car or lifestyle that are deemed to be 'council' as determined by the aforementioned committee.
The most recent immigration figures I found were 273,000 in the year to June 2018. Making the, admittedly bold, assumption that all of these were worthy candidates for immigration, we can calculate a net population reduction of just under 22,000,000 in 20 years, allowing a smooth and gradual transition to a sensible population level.
This combined with the very sensible earlier suggestions with regard to an assessment of capability/worthiness prior to reproduction should restore the country to being a reasonable place to live in a sensible time frame.
I love you xxxImmigrants who are bringing useful skills to the table and we can reasonably expect to make a positive contribution to society are welcome. For each immigrant allowed in, we export four of our own unwanted into a Hunger Games style environment on Heard Island.
Unwanted society members are identified by a committee of august PHers. A good starting criteria is anyone found to have 3 or more features of their house, car or lifestyle that are deemed to be 'council' as determined by the aforementioned committee.
The most recent immigration figures I found were 273,000 in the year to June 2018. Making the, admittedly bold, assumption that all of these were worthy candidates for immigration, we can calculate a net population reduction of just under 22,000,000 in 20 years, allowing a smooth and gradual transition to a sensible population level.
This combined with the very sensible earlier suggestions with regard to an assessment of capability/worthiness prior to reproduction should restore the country to being a reasonable place to live in a sensible time frame.
mattyn1 said:
Oh and another one.
If you state in a public forum you are going to post a video..... say for instance of an issue at a supermarket, you should be held to that promise. If you fail to deliver you should be subject to a fate that includes using a traffic cone as a butt plug!
If you state in a public forum you are going to post a video..... say for instance of an issue at a supermarket, you should be held to that promise. If you fail to deliver you should be subject to a fate that includes using a traffic cone as a butt plug!
I think we should enact ‘The Purge’ style of government.
Once a year you get to go nuts with no repercussions from the law. The greater your contribution to society, the greater choice of weapons will be made available to you. Conversely, the lower the contribution or actively taking away from society (committing crime for example), the lower the weapon you get.
For example, someone who pays taxes, brings kids up well, etc gets a Gatling Gun. Scrote who nicks cars for a living gets a wooden spoon and a piece of gum.
Let’s the Purge begin!
Once a year you get to go nuts with no repercussions from the law. The greater your contribution to society, the greater choice of weapons will be made available to you. Conversely, the lower the contribution or actively taking away from society (committing crime for example), the lower the weapon you get.
For example, someone who pays taxes, brings kids up well, etc gets a Gatling Gun. Scrote who nicks cars for a living gets a wooden spoon and a piece of gum.
Let’s the Purge begin!
George Smiley said:
mattyn1 said:
Oh and another one.
If you state in a public forum you are going to post a video..... say for instance of an issue at a supermarket, you should be held to that promise. If you fail to deliver you should be subject to a fate that includes using a traffic cone as a butt plug!
If you state in a public forum you are going to post a video..... say for instance of an issue at a supermarket, you should be held to that promise. If you fail to deliver you should be subject to a fate that includes using a traffic cone as a butt plug!
colin_p said:
Kermit power said:
colin_p said:
There are some really good suggestions here, enough to make the bones of a manifesto and the beginnings of a new political party.
Notwithstanding the insane but extremely vocal minority of the wet lettuce lefty elements, I'm sure a collective of the more sensible minds on PH would do a fantastic job of running the country and actually leaving the EU before the 1,000th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
I also cannot believe nobody has mentioned trial by combat, on the stairs, using their mighty sausage hammers as pugil sticks and the instruments of justice.
NIP for doing 44 in a 40 that until recently used to be a perfectly reasonable 50 ...... Trial by combat! Name thy Champion and get them to sausage hammer the back doors of that scamera Transit van right in!
Anyone coming out with macho posturing about trial by combat and then requesting a champion to complete the trial for them is sentenced to life wearing a pink tutu with a matching frilly bow in their hair. Notwithstanding the insane but extremely vocal minority of the wet lettuce lefty elements, I'm sure a collective of the more sensible minds on PH would do a fantastic job of running the country and actually leaving the EU before the 1,000th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
I also cannot believe nobody has mentioned trial by combat, on the stairs, using their mighty sausage hammers as pugil sticks and the instruments of justice.
NIP for doing 44 in a 40 that until recently used to be a perfectly reasonable 50 ...... Trial by combat! Name thy Champion and get them to sausage hammer the back doors of that scamera Transit van right in!
What if said person was not able to wield a mighty sausage hammer? I'm sure many motability car drivers, and women, get NIP's and would need a Champion to beat the s
t out of a gatso on their behalf should they request trial by combat.Besides, a true Champion would have no qualms making that sacrifice to see justice done even if they looked like a powerful sugar plum fairy. Don't mess with my toot-toot.
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