I Dont Like "X" and that's fine
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Tea
Coffee
Seafood
Pickups, specifically those bought for the tax breaks rather than a need to transport materials etc.
Any 4x4 bought for the look rather than it's off-road ability (basically all of them)
Ridiculously over-priced special edition and 'halo' sports cars that never see the outside of a multi-millionaire's climate controlled garage
Garage conversions
Coffee
Seafood
Pickups, specifically those bought for the tax breaks rather than a need to transport materials etc.
Any 4x4 bought for the look rather than it's off-road ability (basically all of them)
Ridiculously over-priced special edition and 'halo' sports cars that never see the outside of a multi-millionaire's climate controlled garage
Garage conversions
Clothing with buttons that don’t do anything.
Buttons not on clothing.
Cars without buttons.
Cheese.
Morris Minors.
Smelly dogs.
Noisy dogs.
Aggressive dogs.
(Other dogs are fine)
Parking over dropped kerbs.
People who drive with only one hand, at the top of the wheel.
Those hair traps people put over bath and shower plug holes.
The fact that mouthwashes with alcohol seem impossible to buy.
My cat’s arse.
That fad for stacking pebbles on top of each other.
Porridge.
This iPad.
Geoff buys cars.
Oh this feels good.
Buttons not on clothing.
Cars without buttons.
Cheese.
Morris Minors.
Smelly dogs.
Noisy dogs.
Aggressive dogs.
(Other dogs are fine)
Parking over dropped kerbs.
People who drive with only one hand, at the top of the wheel.
Those hair traps people put over bath and shower plug holes.
The fact that mouthwashes with alcohol seem impossible to buy.
My cat’s arse.
That fad for stacking pebbles on top of each other.
Porridge.
This iPad.
Geoff buys cars.
Oh this feels good.
I could think of loads but the main one that really makes me shake my head is
Passive aggressive types who decry something or some type of personality, only to display the exact same traits they are decrying.
For example, someone who says they hate bullies and bullying but are usually the biggest ones you'll come across.
Another one, is the obligatory tall guy who bemoans the fact all guys shorter than him are angry, only to then go off on some rant about something or someone and leaves you wondering how they haven't burst a major blood vessel yet or been diagnosed with a stomach ulcer.
I guess the pandemic has changed a lot of people for the worst
Passive aggressive types who decry something or some type of personality, only to display the exact same traits they are decrying.
For example, someone who says they hate bullies and bullying but are usually the biggest ones you'll come across.
Another one, is the obligatory tall guy who bemoans the fact all guys shorter than him are angry, only to then go off on some rant about something or someone and leaves you wondering how they haven't burst a major blood vessel yet or been diagnosed with a stomach ulcer.
I guess the pandemic has changed a lot of people for the worst
juice said:
Shellfish of any description
Mussells - FRO.
Shrimp are basically sea-born spiders...FRO
Oysters - Vomit in a cup FRO,
Cockles - Might as well just eat the sand FRO
Winkles - How pissed was the 1st person who picked one up and thought, I wonder what it tastes like FRO
Crab - You're basically eating it's head FRO
Lobster - Grim looking and tastes of literally nothing which is why you have to slather it in butter or garlic FRO
Interesting. This is literally my favourite seafood you've listed. But celery tastes like actual vomit to me.Mussells - FRO.
Shrimp are basically sea-born spiders...FRO
Oysters - Vomit in a cup FRO,
Cockles - Might as well just eat the sand FRO
Winkles - How pissed was the 1st person who picked one up and thought, I wonder what it tastes like FRO
Crab - You're basically eating it's head FRO
Lobster - Grim looking and tastes of literally nothing which is why you have to slather it in butter or garlic FRO
I hate the constant jokes about Stormtroopers in Star Wars being bad shots.
A New Hope, the Millennium Falcon gets tractored into the Death Star. The Stormtroopers were instructed not to shoot everyone on board and allow them to escape so they can follow the tracking beacon the the rebel base. Princess Leia even says "they let us go".
A New Hope, the Millennium Falcon gets tractored into the Death Star. The Stormtroopers were instructed not to shoot everyone on board and allow them to escape so they can follow the tracking beacon the the rebel base. Princess Leia even says "they let us go".
Edited by Cotty on Thursday 9th May 20:58
French singers....the way they make the first word of the line last for 95% of the time it takes to sing the whole line, and cram all the remaining words into the last 5%. As in:
Sssssshheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mayhavethefaceIcan'tforget.
People who say haitch instead of aitch.
People who mix up bought and brought.
Horses.....never trust anything that doesn't stop for a poo.
People who are into horses. The dullest people on the planet, incapable of talking about anything else.
Did you see that documentary the other night about US involvement in Central America during the 80s?
No, but we did once go horse riding in Nicaragua. let me tell you about it..... no don't, just f
k OFF.
Scooby Doo. Of course the ghost down the diamond mine is the jewellery shop owner. Apart from the 4 pesky kids and the fking mutt, he's the only other who's been in the programme. fking had that sussed by the time I was 5.
Sssssshheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mayhavethefaceIcan'tforget.
People who say haitch instead of aitch.
People who mix up bought and brought.
Horses.....never trust anything that doesn't stop for a poo.
People who are into horses. The dullest people on the planet, incapable of talking about anything else.
Did you see that documentary the other night about US involvement in Central America during the 80s?
No, but we did once go horse riding in Nicaragua. let me tell you about it..... no don't, just f
k OFF.Scooby Doo. Of course the ghost down the diamond mine is the jewellery shop owner. Apart from the 4 pesky kids and the f
king mutt, he's the only other who's been in the programme. fking had that sussed by the time I was 5. TwigtheWonderkid said:
Scooby Doo. Of course the ghost down the diamond mine is the jewellery shop owner. Apart from the 4 pesky kids and the fking mutt, he's the only other who's been in the programme. fking had that sussed by the time I was 5.
Yet the murderer in Columbo is a mystery until just before the credits roll...king mutt, he's the only other who's been in the programme. fking had that sussed by the time I was 5. LunarOne said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Scooby Doo. Of course the ghost down the diamond mine is the jewellery shop owner. Apart from the 4 pesky kids and the fking mutt, he's the only other who's been in the programme. fking had that sussed by the time I was 5.
Yet the murderer in Columbo is a mystery until just before the credits roll...king mutt, he's the only other who's been in the programme. fking had that sussed by the time I was 5. TwigtheWonderkid said:
LunarOne said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Scooby Doo. Of course the ghost down the diamond mine is the jewellery shop owner. Apart from the 4 pesky kids and the fking mutt, he's the only other who's been in the programme. fking had that sussed by the time I was 5.
Yet the murderer in Columbo is a mystery until just before the credits roll...king mutt, he's the only other who's been in the programme. fking had that sussed by the time I was 5. 
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