How to tell a boss his staff are rubbish?

[AmiableChimp]

Shouldn't this thread have a (tad)pole?

[Harry Flashman]

You shoal-d all feel gill-ty about mako-ing such awful jokes. It's barbel-ous.

[Mr Roper]

Harry Flashman said:

You shoal-d all feel gill-ty about mako-ing such awful jokes. It's barbel-ous.

Scraping the barnacle with that one flash

[Brighton Derly]

Say "your staff are crap".

[AmiableChimp]

Brighton Derly said:

Say "your staff are crap".

Anyone got a Whoosh Parrotfish?

[BelperJim]

AmiableChimp said:

Anyone got a Whoosh Parrotfish?

My mate Barricuda Photoshopped one for you. Or I could ask Salmon else.

[Urban Sports]

[robsco]

Mr Roper said:

Forced that one out eh fella.....so bad I genuinely laughed.

Sometimes the bad ones are the best. . Plus all the other puns were taken.

[Petrolhead_Rich]

Six pages of Fish Jokes? Really?

OP - Just go work for him for a while, when he asks how your getting on, say you can't work with this bunch of feckless, arrogant, lazy, stupid idiots a moment longer and he needs to start kicking them into shape....

As long as you are doing lots of work he might get the picture, if not sue him for unfair dismissal....

[4sure]

Will it pass the Cousteau test ?

[Ricky_M]

I wouldn't bother, last thing you want to do is make Anemones in the work plaice.

[Sion111R]

Not sure how i feel about this old thread being resurrected on the site. But in these strange times with no new car news, i guess Pistonheads need to find something to fillet.

[GTiWILL]

Sion111R said:

Not sure how i feel about this old thread being resurrected on the site. But in these strange times with no new car news, i guess Pistonheads need to find something to fillet.

Sounds Brill to me.

[Oakman]

He should have called the Piscatorial’s in from the start, Jonah & Ahab would have it sorted it and had a whale of a time.

Edited by Oakman on Tuesday 7th April 21:56

[Sion111R]

Just come back to this thread. I’d expected it to run and run. But it seems to have floundered.

[TheDriverCom]

I think it's a load of old pollocks myself.

[Pope]

So did we ever find out if he was a Grass or not??

[Tekno]

Somewhat unfortunate the OP has since edited the title!

[Baldchap]

Tekno said:

Somewhat unfortunate the OP has since edited the title!

What a load of carp!

[Pope]

Posted; never came back to comment then changed title after 12yrs.

PH - bewilderment matters