Yet more frivolous purchases, stuff you don't need...

Yet more frivolous purchases, stuff you don't need...

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eltawater

3,125 posts

181 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Saleen836 said:
Anyone have one of these and can confirm they actually work?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sourcing4U-Executioner-Mo...
They work very well so long as you follow these points:

  • You are not returning a serve at Wimbledon. Trying to swat a fly in mid air is going to leave you looking a bit silly. Instead, wait for the dozy sods to start landing on things (window, cupboard door, work surface etc).
  • Move the racquet SLOWLY. VERY SLOWLY towards the intended victim. Flies have a knack of detecting normal moving objects but being almost oblivious to stuff moving very slowly towards them.
  • Hold the zap button when you're within 5-6 inches away from them. Sometimes they'll try to escape early and you want them to be zapped and not just bounce off the deactivated metal wires.
  • A first zap is likely to stun them but not kill them. Be ready with a bit of kitchen towel to pick up the stunned victim and dispose of them before they recover and fly away. Sometimes you'll be lucky and the victim will fall stunned onto the metal wires and you can keep the zap button pressed and watch them smoke....

McGee_22

6,810 posts

181 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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eltawater said:
Saleen836 said:
Anyone have one of these and can confirm they actually work?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sourcing4U-Executioner-Mo...
They work very well so long as you follow these points:

  • You are not returning a serve at Wimbledon. Trying to swat a fly in mid air is going to leave you looking a bit silly. Instead, wait for the dozy sods to start landing on things (window, cupboard door, work surface etc).
  • Move the racquet SLOWLY. VERY SLOWLY towards the intended victim. Flies have a knack of detecting normal moving objects but being almost oblivious to stuff moving very slowly towards them.
  • Hold the zap button when you're within 5-6 inches away from them. Sometimes they'll try to escape early and you want them to be zapped and not just bounce off the deactivated metal wires.
  • A first zap is likely to stun them but not kill them. Be ready with a bit of kitchen towel to pick up the stunned victim and dispose of them before they recover and fly away. Sometimes you'll be lucky and the victim will fall stunned onto the metal wires and you can keep the zap button pressed and watch them smoke....
A bit of the above, but I bought a cheap as chips one like this...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07GFBXNF8/ref=sspa_dk...

It's pretty good and will easily cook a good sized wasp - it will also give problems to a sizeable hornet but only for a while, so a size ten on hand/foot is the best endgame for anything that size.

Mozzy's and little flies, especially the busy little bds that circle in the centre of the room, are easily despatched but big ass bluebottles and horse flies need to be cooked down for a while - and they smell pretty bad as they twitch their last. If you have an area in the garden where you get flies accumulating, there is a therapeutic pleasure in going out and gunning down a few of them - the karma in that is obviously off but they breed every week and there are literally billions upon billions to go round on this planet alone.



Du1point8

21,618 posts

194 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2021
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nigelpugh7 said:
walamai said:
Saw this and thought, "ooh, that looks like a cool model, wonder what it costs".

Turns out - it's a fully functional 3HP 4 stroke engine!! And it's over 500 quid!

https://uk.banggood.com/TOYAN-FS-L400-RC-Engine-Mo...

Full marks for frivolity if you don't know what you're going to do with it!
And that’s exactly why is so frivolous!

I literally have no plans for it at all!

Another drunken Chinese online store purchase! Sigh!
Will leave this here for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rhNEU7utR0

Patch1875

4,913 posts

134 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2021
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McGee_22 said:
eltawater said:
Saleen836 said:
Anyone have one of these and can confirm they actually work?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sourcing4U-Executioner-Mo...
They work very well so long as you follow these points:

  • You are not returning a serve at Wimbledon. Trying to swat a fly in mid air is going to leave you looking a bit silly. Instead, wait for the dozy sods to start landing on things (window, cupboard door, work surface etc).
  • Move the racquet SLOWLY. VERY SLOWLY towards the intended victim. Flies have a knack of detecting normal moving objects but being almost oblivious to stuff moving very slowly towards them.
  • Hold the zap button when you're within 5-6 inches away from them. Sometimes they'll try to escape early and you want them to be zapped and not just bounce off the deactivated metal wires.
  • A first zap is likely to stun them but not kill them. Be ready with a bit of kitchen towel to pick up the stunned victim and dispose of them before they recover and fly away. Sometimes you'll be lucky and the victim will fall stunned onto the metal wires and you can keep the zap button pressed and watch them smoke....
A bit of the above, but I bought a cheap as chips one like this...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07GFBXNF8/ref=sspa_dk...

It's pretty good and will easily cook a good sized wasp - it will also give problems to a sizeable hornet but only for a while, so a size ten on hand/foot is the best endgame for anything that size.

Mozzy's and little flies, especially the busy little bds that circle in the centre of the room, are easily despatched but big ass bluebottles and horse flies need to be cooked down for a while - and they smell pretty bad as they twitch their last. If you have an area in the garden where you get flies accumulating, there is a therapeutic pleasure in going out and gunning down a few of them - the karma in that is obviously off but they breed every week and there are literally billions upon billions to go round on this planet alone.
And don’t stick your finger in to see how powerful it is.

My mate tried one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂

Swift93

250 posts

35 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2021
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A mouser with a keen eye...and rigor mortis.


Dan_1981

17,429 posts

201 months

Wednesday 4th August 2021
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Wanted a drone for ages...



Harry Flashman

19,502 posts

244 months

Thursday 5th August 2021
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TameRacingDriver said:
This looks cool, I have seen guns that fire salt, are these things any good? Link? I've got one of those "Exterminator" tennis rackets but it's ridiculously hard to actually hit anything with it.
Trick with the Exterminator racket is to approach slow and then suddenly strike at short distance. Works in mid air too. Windows present difficulties due to the angles.

Critters evade if you go in too hot from too far.

straight dad

461 posts

159 months

Thursday 5th August 2021
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Had a perfectly good Sony with 5.1 surround sound but it needed a new plug!


https://www.lg.com/uk/tvs/lg-oled48c14lb


https://www.bang-olufsen.com/en/gb/speakers/beosound-stage

Zippee

13,502 posts

236 months

Thursday 5th August 2021
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straight dad said:
Had a perfectly good Sony with 5.1 surround sound but it needed a new plug!


https://www.lg.com/uk/tvs/lg-oled48c14lb


https://www.bang-olufsen.com/en/gb/speakers/beosound-stage
I've got the 55" version of that - bloody good TV smile

Du1point8

21,618 posts

194 months

Thursday 5th August 2021
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I went for OLED48CX5LC and a Sonos Arc to make noise as everyone needs an Arc.

straight dad

461 posts

159 months

Thursday 5th August 2021
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Zippee said:
straight dad said:
Had a perfectly good Sony with 5.1 surround sound but it needed a new plug!


https://www.lg.com/uk/tvs/lg-oled48c14lb


https://www.bang-olufsen.com/en/gb/speakers/beosound-stage
I've got the 55" version of that - bloody good TV smile
If I'd have gone for the 55" it would have upset my OCD as the sound bar matches the width of the 48" TV and will bring me a joy to look at even when it's not on, that is once the TV cable is replaced after a contractor put his Stihl saw through it!


ChemicalChaos

10,421 posts

162 months

Friday 6th August 2021
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Can anyone please recommend for me a small (2-3") Yoda/Baby Yoda toy/ figurine for under a tenner?

You see, I've just bought a Hilux and I think it needs an appropriate jokey mascot hehe

So far googling has only turned up mega priced collectors figurines or teddy-sized plushies

geeks

9,268 posts

141 months

Friday 6th August 2021
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ChemicalChaos said:
Can anyone please recommend for me a small (2-3") Yoda/Baby Yoda toy/ figurine for under a tenner?

You see, I've just bought a Hilux and I think it needs an appropriate jokey mascot hehe

So far googling has only turned up mega priced collectors figurines or teddy-sized plushies
Know anyone with a 3D printer?

pidsy

8,066 posts

159 months

Friday 6th August 2021
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ChemicalChaos said:
Can anyone please recommend for me a small (2-3") Yoda/Baby Yoda toy/ figurine for under a tenner?

You see, I've just bought a Hilux and I think it needs an appropriate jokey mascot hehe

So far googling has only turned up mega priced collectors figurines or teddy-sized plushies
Looking at my rather worn Boba keyring





Led me to this:


ChemicalChaos

10,421 posts

162 months

Friday 6th August 2021
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pidsy said:
ChemicalChaos said:
Can anyone please recommend for me a small (2-3") Yoda/Baby Yoda toy/ figurine for under a tenner?

You see, I've just bought a Hilux and I think it needs an appropriate jokey mascot hehe

So far googling has only turned up mega priced collectors figurines or teddy-sized plushies
Looking at my rather worn Boba keyring





Led me to this:

Cheers, all, will be ordering one of those!

P5BNij

15,875 posts

108 months

Friday 6th August 2021
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Swift93 said:
A mouser with a keen eye...and rigor mortis.

My cat mad Mrs would love that - any details on where you got it please....?

wink

geeks

9,268 posts

141 months

Monday 9th August 2021
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ChemicalChaos said:
pidsy said:
ChemicalChaos said:
Can anyone please recommend for me a small (2-3") Yoda/Baby Yoda toy/ figurine for under a tenner?

You see, I've just bought a Hilux and I think it needs an appropriate jokey mascot hehe

So far googling has only turned up mega priced collectors figurines or teddy-sized plushies
Looking at my rather worn Boba keyring





Led me to this:

Cheers, all, will be ordering one of those!
I had the Yoda one, sadly he disembarked rather easily frown

nigelpugh7

6,085 posts

192 months

Monday 9th August 2021
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Du1point8 said:
Will leave this here for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rhNEU7utR0
It was that very video that led me to my frivolous purchase of the engine!

eltawater

3,125 posts

181 months

Monday 9th August 2021
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geeks said:
I had the Yoda one, sadly he disembarked rather easily frown
I used to have a Jango Fett version but the head kept coming off..

AlasdairMc

555 posts

129 months

Monday 9th August 2021
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Facebook has a lot to answer for. I received my latest purchase a few days ago - a Laputa Castle in the Sky Lego copy.

https://buildiverse.com/products/laputa-castle-in-...

Lovely kit, completely frivolous as I watched the film recently just to justify buying it.