Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)
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Error_404_Username_not_found said:
Mrs 404 sent me to buy celeriac about a month ago. So I got it and she cooked it.
Never again.
I can still smell the wretched stuff in the kitchen.
The mistake is to cook it; just grate some & add a little lemon juice & mayo.Never again.
I can still smell the wretched stuff in the kitchen.
= amazing alternative to coleslaw!
motco said:
Imagine the scene: Two yokels leaning on a gate to a beef herd field and one says to the other "See that big brown animal over there, the one with no horns but a big fat bag of pink flesh hanging down under it just down from its ahole?"
"Yep" says the second yokel.
"well" says the first, "I'm going to go over to it and yank on those pink finger looking things underneath, and if anything comes out, I'm going to drink it!"
"What a good idea!" says yokel number two, I can hardly wait to hear what it's like" and he creeps away not wanting to see his mate make a fool of himself...
I should imagine they saw young calves drinking from their mother and were intrigued that way."Yep" says the second yokel.
"well" says the first, "I'm going to go over to it and yank on those pink finger looking things underneath, and if anything comes out, I'm going to drink it!"
"What a good idea!" says yokel number two, I can hardly wait to hear what it's like" and he creeps away not wanting to see his mate make a fool of himself...
Magnum 475 said:
Johnspex said:
simon_harris said:
Sticks. said:
Was just thinking that, about whelks in particular.
or Oysterssimplygod said:
motco said:
Imagine the scene: Two yokels leaning on a gate to a beef herd field and one says to the other "See that big brown animal over there, the one with no horns but a big fat bag of pink flesh hanging down under it just down from its ahole?"
"Yep" says the second yokel.
"well" says the first, "I'm going to go over to it and yank on those pink finger looking things underneath, and if anything comes out, I'm going to drink it!"
"What a good idea!" says yokel number two, I can hardly wait to hear what it's like" and he creeps away not wanting to see his mate make a fool of himself...
I should imagine they saw young calves drinking from their mother and were intrigued that way."Yep" says the second yokel.
"well" says the first, "I'm going to go over to it and yank on those pink finger looking things underneath, and if anything comes out, I'm going to drink it!"
"What a good idea!" says yokel number two, I can hardly wait to hear what it's like" and he creeps away not wanting to see his mate make a fool of himself...
motco said:
simplygod said:
motco said:
Imagine the scene: Two yokels leaning on a gate to a beef herd field and one says to the other "See that big brown animal over there, the one with no horns but a big fat bag of pink flesh hanging down under it just down from its ahole?"
"Yep" says the second yokel.
"well" says the first, "I'm going to go over to it and yank on those pink finger looking things underneath, and if anything comes out, I'm going to drink it!"
"What a good idea!" says yokel number two, I can hardly wait to hear what it's like" and he creeps away not wanting to see his mate make a fool of himself...
I should imagine they saw young calves drinking from their mother and were intrigued that way."Yep" says the second yokel.
"well" says the first, "I'm going to go over to it and yank on those pink finger looking things underneath, and if anything comes out, I'm going to drink it!"
"What a good idea!" says yokel number two, I can hardly wait to hear what it's like" and he creeps away not wanting to see his mate make a fool of himself...
Crook said:
Composer62 said:
simon_harris said:
When I heard it, it was a panda It was on the T-shirt of a life-sized stuffed toy that was a mascot of some local's flying club or some-such in the 80s.
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Barnsie said:
Magnum 475 said:
Yup! Someone thought, “something just fell out of that chicken’s arse. It might taste good, I’ll eat it!”
Er... well yeah, if the egg came out of the hen's arse, it wouldn't be an egg! MartG said:
Barnsie said:
Magnum 475 said:
Yup! Someone thought, “something just fell out of that chicken’s arse. It might taste good, I’ll eat it!”
Er... well yeah, if the egg came out of the hen's arse, it wouldn't be an egg! Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff