A bit council (Vol 3)
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Spent a couple of weeks in the old part of the city of Malaga in the summer.
Loads of museums, art galleries etc and only heard a couple of English voices in the 2 weeks we where their.
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
Loads of museums, art galleries etc and only heard a couple of English voices in the 2 weeks we where their.
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
Whistle said:
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
Since Monarch went bust there are no direct Manchester flights to Gibraltar so I've got to go via Malaga the Sunday after next, not looking forwards to it.I've gone about 50 times and only been via Malaga once before and it was a true council-fest, full of pissed up hen parties wearing bunny ears (complete with screaming babies in their arms!) - the sort who clap when the plane lands. Even worse I'm on Ryanair. Truly my cup of council runneth over.
Whistle said:
Spent a couple of weeks in the old part of the city of Malaga in the summer.
Loads of museums, art galleries etc and only heard a couple of English voices in the 2 weeks we where their.
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
We spent a week just down the coast, about fives miles inland from Mijas. We took a look at the beach one day and it was pretty horrendous. It seems that the British in Spain do not venture more than 200 yards from the sea.Loads of museums, art galleries etc and only heard a couple of English voices in the 2 weeks we where their.
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
We drove up to places like Antequera, Ronda, Zahara de la Sierra and Cadiz, and the British were very thin on the ground. Plenty of tourists though, from Germany, France and Holland, and bus loads of Chinese. I wonder what image of Spain British holidaymakers have in their minds?
hyphen said:
Anyone been following the 'Hot Felon' and Philip Green's daughter story 
Billionaires yet so council.
Couldn't agree more. Take away SPG's money and she'd be pushing a triple pushchair round the estate, Juicy Couture barely covering the muffin top, dolphin trainers in each ear, screaming obscenities. The 'hot felon' is no f Billionaires yet so council.
king dummy though.Roofless Toothless said:
Whistle said:
Spent a couple of weeks in the old part of the city of Malaga in the summer.
Loads of museums, art galleries etc and only heard a couple of English voices in the 2 weeks we where their.
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
We spent a week just down the coast, about fives miles inland from Mijas. We took a look at the beach one day and it was pretty horrendous. It seems that the British in Spain do not venture more than 200 yards from the sea.Loads of museums, art galleries etc and only heard a couple of English voices in the 2 weeks we where their.
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
We drove up to places like Antequera, Ronda, Zahara de la Sierra and Cadiz, and the British were very thin on the ground. Plenty of tourists though, from Germany, France and Holland, and bus loads of Chinese. I wonder what image of Spain British holidaymakers have in their minds?
Dog Star said:
Since Monarch went bust there are no direct Manchester flights to Gibraltar so I've got to go via Malaga the Sunday after next, not looking forwards to it.
I've gone about 50 times and only been via Malaga once before and it was a true council-fest, full of pissed up hen parties wearing bunny ears (complete with screaming babies in their arms!) - the sort who clap when the plane lands. Even worse I'm on Ryanair. Truly my cup of council runneth over.
Surely Seville is the answer there? I'd prefer the drive over dealing with that lot.I've gone about 50 times and only been via Malaga once before and it was a true council-fest, full of pissed up hen parties wearing bunny ears (complete with screaming babies in their arms!) - the sort who clap when the plane lands. Even worse I'm on Ryanair. Truly my cup of council runneth over.
easytiger123 said:
Couldn't agree more. Take away SPG's money and she'd be pushing a triple pushchair round the estate, Juicy Couture barely covering the muffin top, dolphin trainers in each ear, screaming obscenities. The 'hot felon' is no fking dummy though.
Good lord! She does look council! How marvelous! king dummy though.
Whistle said:
Spent a couple of weeks in the old part of the city of Malaga in the summer.
Loads of museums, art galleries etc and only heard a couple of English voices in the 2 weeks we where their.
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
I find this is the problem with many destinations we visit - with a young family, they like the sort of beach/pool holidays that appeal to the councillista. It doesn't matter if you choose accommodation far from the all-inclusive crowds, you'll still encounter them at the airport and any activities in the area. I simply regard this as part of the holiday entertainment - coming back from Tenerife (yes, I know, but last minute half-term short break) one year I saw 3 pissed-up, salad-dodging bikini-clad "women" fighting and wrestling on the floor at the airport. It was unbelievable - oodles of tattooed flesh rolling everywhere. I suspect many frequenting this thread would have paid good money to see that.Loads of museums, art galleries etc and only heard a couple of English voices in the 2 weeks we where their.
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
Edited by muppetman74 on Thursday 26th October 11:41
Edited by muppetman74 on Thursday 26th October 11:43
Whistle said:
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
We have been to Sardinia twice, no council at all; not on the plane (even though it is Ryanair, however they have cut their routes to Sardinia) or at the airport in Sardinia, not in the country (well the part we go to, but I am aware that Sardinia isn't on the council radar, or unless there is a cruise ship arrival for the day), you only encounter "the council" when you get back to Stansted and then it is a council fest.Just before there is the bunfight to get your luggage from the carousel, the wife observes the people waiting for their luggage, looks at the board with the arrivals and where the carousel location is displayed for said flight and whilst the location is blank, she plays a game of match the council person to the arrival from destination; shes very good at being correct.
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Dog Star said:
Good lord! She does look council! How marvelous!
The slug tattoo under her left breast is a novel addition. In fact, it's possibly the highlight of an otherwise rather unattractive woman. 1) She inherits from her father.
Reasons not to court her:
1) She inherits from her father.
Whistle said:
Spent a couple of weeks in the old part of the city of Malaga in the summer.
Loads of museums, art galleries etc and only heard a couple of English voices in the 2 weeks we where their.
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
Loads of museums, art galleries etc and only heard a couple of English voices in the 2 weeks we where their.
No council types at all, now on arriving at Malaga airport to fly home, the place was full of typical English council scum.
We visited Malaga last month for a wedding and were pleasantly surprised. The old part is very nice and as you mention, plenty of cultural sights to take in. Seems the Brits fly in to Malaga and immediately jump on the train down the coast.
BBenzzz said:
Whilst we discuss council tattoo's further back in the thread.. Spotted in Ibiza earlier this year
Cue me being accused as fellow councilist for sharing air with these people, I can assure you it'll be an AirBnB villa next time!
BBenzzz said:
Whilst we discuss council tattoo's further back in the thread.. Spotted in Ibiza earlier this year
Cue me being accused as fellow councilist for sharing air with these people, I can assure you it'll be an AirBnB villa next time!
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