Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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Jim the Sunderer

3,240 posts

183 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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Twitter keeps showing me low effort, bland nostalgia bait images.

Grown people losing their fking minds in shock at granny's teasmade or a concrete coal bunker.


WHO REMEMBERS THESE OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

singlecoil

33,906 posts

247 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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Salad cream (as long as it's Heinz) is fine, and ideal for situations where a little more 'bite' is required that mayonnaise can provide.

MartG

20,727 posts

205 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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Zumbruk said:
But I still haven't worked out how to get the last tbsp out.
Centrifuge wink

RizzoTheRat

25,286 posts

193 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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singlecoil said:
Salad cream (as long as it's Heinz) is fine, and ideal for situations where a little more 'bite' is required that mayonnaise can provide.
Why doesn't PH have a Block button?

hehe

CopperBolt

841 posts

68 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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Those f***ing blokes, usually old who do a tuneless whistle all the time.
One today, sitting with a group of mates in the club at lunchtime. When its not his turn to talk he sits there doing that. If he was in my group Id tell him to FRO.

And breathe.

Turtle Shed

1,573 posts

27 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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Life in general to be honest, but specifically pigeons.

paulguitar

23,869 posts

114 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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Turtle Shed said:
Life in general to be honest, but specifically pigeons.
This.


and peas.



Last Visit

2,864 posts

189 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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captain_cynic said:
SteveStrange said:
r3g said:
Posts like this annoy me. I am au fait with airport codes having worked in aviation, but why write "Gatwick" then use the airport codes for Muscat (MCT) and Madrid (MAD) - which no-one else would understand anyway? Why not Gatwick, Muscat and Madrid or LGW, MCT and MAD ? rolleyes
Because they (want you to know that they) travel so often that are as fluent in English as they are in IATA codes. They think it sounds cool, but in reality it just advertises to people that they're the sad individuals you see in cheap suits sitting at a crap breakfast cafe at 5.30am in airports, desperate to gain enough loyalty points to get access to a "premium" lounge, with 4 hour old food in warming cabinets, lukewarm coffee, and little packs of free biscuits, whilst waiting for the inevitable "flight delayed" announcement. (Having also worked at an international airport for a few years, I can say with some certainty that these people are pitied by the staff, rather than envied - and even the pilots don't speak in IATA outside of the cockpit).

RIP the cringe thread.
LoL, now writing all that out is sad.

Basically youve told us two things.

1. You're upset that everyone does not speak like you.
2. You clearly don't know any pilots.

Like most professions they have a lingo all of their own. However when it comes to using IATA (or ICAO) codes they, like most people use what feels natural. It's easier to say Gatwick than "El Gee Double U" but easier to say mad than Madrid.

Language pedants are always keen to show how ignorant they are of the language.

SteveStrange

4,100 posts

214 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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r3g said:
SteveStrange said:
r3g said:
Posts like this annoy me. I am au fait with airport codes having worked in aviation, but why write "Gatwick" then use the airport codes for Muscat (MCT) and Madrid (MAD) - which no-one else would understand anyway? Why not Gatwick, Muscat and Madrid or LGW, MCT and MAD ? rolleyes
Because they (want you to know that they) travel so often that are as fluent in English as they are in IATA codes. They think it sounds cool, but in reality it just advertises to people that they're the sad individuals you see in cheap suits sitting at a crap breakfast cafe at 5.30am in airports, desperate to gain enough loyalty points to get access to a "premium" lounge, with 4 hour old food in warming cabinets, lukewarm coffee, and little packs of free biscuits, whilst waiting for the inevitable "flight delayed" announcement. (Having also worked at an international airport for a few years, I can say with some certainty that these people are pitied by the staff, rather than envied - and even the pilots don't speak in IATA outside of the cockpit).

RIP the cringe thread.
Ackkktually... they are ICAO codes not IATA hehe and I may have been guilty of writing PVR and CUN (for Puerto Vallarta and Cancun) in one of my posts on here in the past so.. getmecoat
Aaaaaaaaaaaaacktchoellie.... ICAO codes are 4 characters. IATA are 3 characters. If you meant IACO then you would have said MMPR and MMUN.

Just saying hehe


What's the difference between a pilot and God?
God doesn't think he's a pilot...

r3g

3,365 posts

25 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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SteveStrange said:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaacktchoellie.... ICAO codes are 4 characters. IATA are 3 characters. If you meant IACO then you would have said MMPR and MMUN.

Just saying hehe


What's the difference between a pilot and God?
God doesn't think he's a pilot...
yikesyikes Total brain fart there - I was thinking of airline codes not airport codes. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! thumbup

Cotty

39,686 posts

285 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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colonel c said:
Being told that there is 'lots of helpful information available on our website' every few seconds while waiting and waiting on hold for HMRC to answer. If the one piece of info I needed were on the website I would not be sitting here for 40 minutes (so far).
I tried to set up an account on a website the other day. It got to a screen that said in order to access your account we need to send you a one time pass code. As there is no telepone number on the account please call this number to add it. No option to add the number on the site. The on hold message kept telling me to use the website when the website tells me to call the number.

SteveStrange

4,100 posts

214 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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r3g said:
SteveStrange said:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaacktchoellie.... ICAO codes are 4 characters. IATA are 3 characters. If you meant IACO then you would have said MMPR and MMUN.

Just saying hehe


What's the difference between a pilot and God?
God doesn't think he's a pilot...
yikesyikes Total brain fart there - I was thinking of airline codes not airport codes. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! thumbup
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Anyway this is the "beyond reason" thread so no justification needed

matchmaker

8,514 posts

201 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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yellowjack said:
Now here's a few alternative suggestions that don't risk bodily injury with knives/scissors...

7. Switch to Salad Cream. It's runnier, so no need for the pesky scraping.
No, just no vomit

SteveStrange

4,100 posts

214 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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Salad cream is just so... 1970s. Even the name. Salad Cream. As if you need cream for salad. Just weird. I didn't even realise you could still get it, well, maybe in S*****d or N******n I*****d, but not anywhere actually developed.

(Place names edited so as not to cause offence)

FiF

44,284 posts

252 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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Something else for this thread. Posters who aren't capable of accepting that others may have different opinions, likes and dislikes.

Red9zero

7,061 posts

58 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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FiF said:
Something else for this thread. Posters who aren't capable of accepting that others may have different opinions, likes and dislikes.
I don't agree with that.





tongue out

21st Century Man

41,051 posts

249 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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The three Whisky racks at my local Morrisons are headed Whiskey, though two contain no Whiskey whatsoever and the third rack that does have some Whiskey on it is still predominantly Whisky.

SteveStrange

4,100 posts

214 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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FiF said:
Something else for this thread. Posters who aren't capable of accepting that others may have different opinions, likes and dislikes.
Oooh someone likes salad cream! hehe

Zumbruk

7,848 posts

261 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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SteveStrange said:
FiF said:
Something else for this thread. Posters who aren't capable of accepting that others may have different opinions, likes and dislikes.
Oooh someone likes salad cream! hehe
Me. I like mayonnaise, Ranch, French Dressing & Blue Cheese dressing, also.

deadtom

2,586 posts

166 months

Thursday 9th March 2023
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Why are people so tribal about mayonnaise vs. salad cream? They share the same main ingredients (oil, eggs, vinegar) and both are fine condiments.

In fact, growing up my mum always made egg based sandwiches with salad cream rather than mayonnaise. Not only was this filling still referred to as egg mayonnaise despite the lack of any mayonnaise, it was, and remains, the superior method of making an egg based sandwich filling. I will not be accepting any arguments on this point of fact.

Having lit the touch paper, I shall now retire to a safe distance.