Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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kowalski655 said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Pothole said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Me: This is a diesel engined train, do you know how to tell?
Her:God, you're boring, no wonder I'm shagging Gerald from accounts
Im lucky I don't get filled in.Her:God, you're boring, no wonder I'm shagging Gerald from accounts
Dolf said:
Tyre Tread said:
SWMBO comes off phone to friend.
Me: How's your friend?
Her: She was harassed at work.
Me: Physically?
Her: No verbally by one of the senior managers, and she has couldn't decide whether to make a complaint.
Me: What was said to her.
Her: She was sexually harassed.
Me: Did she tell you what was said.
Her: Yes
Me: Well what did he say.
Her: Something inappropriate
Me: What did he say?
Her: She said that another member of staff had already reported what was said.
Me: So what was said.
Her: it was inappropriate
Me: So you don't know
Her: No she didn't tell me
Brilliant! Are the sexual predators now targeting humans in Wales? Me: How's your friend?
Her: She was harassed at work.
Me: Physically?
Her: No verbally by one of the senior managers, and she has couldn't decide whether to make a complaint.
Me: What was said to her.
Her: She was sexually harassed.
Me: Did she tell you what was said.
Her: Yes
Me: Well what did he say.
Her: Something inappropriate
Me: What did he say?
Her: She said that another member of staff had already reported what was said.
Me: So what was said.
Her: it was inappropriate
Me: So you don't know
Her: No she didn't tell me
kING WHAT???!!!
We were sat in a bar in London at the weekend (the annual trip from bumkinshire to the big smoke) and she pipes up "none of the London buses have windscreen wipers, is that cos it doesn't rain as much here?". I then turned to look and pointed out the wipers at the top of the screens, not the bottom, like on her car.
Vipers said:
So she says to me-
"I was going to buy a t-shirt of Pepper Pig for Caden but the pig was pink" (Caden being our grandson).
I said "I don't understand".
She says "Well pink is for girls, I couldn't see a blue one".
So I told her "Pigs ate pink"..............
ate?"I was going to buy a t-shirt of Pepper Pig for Caden but the pig was pink" (Caden being our grandson).
I said "I don't understand".
She says "Well pink is for girls, I couldn't see a blue one".
So I told her "Pigs ate pink"..............
hate?
are?
Caden? (Council thread's over there ---> )
Vipers said:
So she says to me-
"I was going to buy a t-shirt of Pepper Pig for Caden but the pig was pink" (Caden being our grandson).
I said "I don't understand".
She says "Well pink is for girls, I couldn't see a blue one".
So I told her "Pigs ate pink"..............
It's Peppa Pig."I was going to buy a t-shirt of Pepper Pig for Caden but the pig was pink" (Caden being our grandson).
I said "I don't understand".
She says "Well pink is for girls, I couldn't see a blue one".
So I told her "Pigs ate pink"..............
And pigs ate pink what?
V8mate said:
Vipers said:
So she says to me-
"I was going to buy a t-shirt of Pepper Pig for Caden but the pig was pink" (Caden being our grandson).
I said "I don't understand".
She says "Well pink is for girls, I couldn't see a blue one".
So I told her "Pigs ate pink"..............
ate?"I was going to buy a t-shirt of Pepper Pig for Caden but the pig was pink" (Caden being our grandson).
I said "I don't understand".
She says "Well pink is for girls, I couldn't see a blue one".
So I told her "Pigs ate pink"..............
hate?
are?
Caden? (Council thread's over there ---> )
And for Caden, that's my grandsons name.
One of my managers gave me a Christmas gift yesterday - a M&S gift box of a 1/4 bottle of port, Blue Stilton and vintage Cheddar. It had a use by date of 27/12/2015 on it.
Her: He must have had that sitting about his house for a while! Look at the use by date.
Me: It has cheese in it...
Her: He must have had that sitting about his house for a while! Look at the use by date.
Me: It has cheese in it...
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