Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

[yellowjack]

MBVitoria said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/soldi...

Amateurs, this walt's rack is my all-time favourite. I bet he had to go through doors sideways.

Surely he ought to be aware that any more than 5 medals in a row and the ribbons are overlapped, precisely because it avoids that sort of st-show...


...as for the VC and something I can't be bothered to zoom in for just lurking underneath? WT actual F???




I'm fairly certain that the proper protocol for a dinner jacket is to wear miniatures on the lapel, too?

[Piginapoke]

Classic Walt showing us exactly how to cross a ford safely, using amber lights

https://youtu.be/tZiRtcpSYgM?si=a6_BiqIt83qHoBtL&a...

[edthefed]

Piginapoke said:

Classic Walt showing us exactly how to cross a ford safely, using amber lights

https://youtu.be/tZiRtcpSYgM?si=a6_BiqIt83qHoBtL&a...

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the insurance company compares the video with the details on the claim !

[Drumroll]

edthefed said:

Piginapoke said:

Classic Walt showing us exactly how to cross a ford safely, using amber lights

https://youtu.be/tZiRtcpSYgM?si=a6_BiqIt83qHoBtL&a...

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the insurance company compares the video with the details on the claim !

This is the thing that miffs me off about these "ford crossing" idiots. They ultimately end up pushing all our premiums up.

[LunarOne]

Drumroll said:

edthefed said:

Piginapoke said:

Classic Walt showing us exactly how to cross a ford safely, using amber lights

https://youtu.be/tZiRtcpSYgM?si=a6_BiqIt83qHoBtL&a...

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the insurance company compares the video with the details on the claim !

This is the thing that miffs me off about these "ford crossing" idiots. They ultimately end up pushing all our premiums up.

Do insurance companies pay up for self-inflected damage caused by abject stupidity? If you set light to your own car, will they pay up? They don't seem to want to pay up to their customers caught in the Luton airport car park fire who clearly had their cars damaged or destroyed completely involuntarily. But when drivers ignore advice about driving through water and floor it, or clearly enter water that is too deep for their car, then I think insurance companies have a ready get-out right there.

[Red9zero]

LunarOne said:

Do insurance companies pay up for self-inflected damage caused by abject stupidity? If you set light to your own car, will they pay up? They don't seem to want to pay up to their customers caught in the Luton airport car park fire who clearly had their cars damaged or destroyed completely involuntarily. But when drivers ignore advice about driving through water and floor it, or clearly enter water that is too deep for their car, then I think insurance companies have a ready get-out right there.

Our company insurance doesn't. We have had two engineers and a manager drive their cars through floods and seize the engines on their company cars. Words were had and a memo sent round to remind people not to be stupid driving through deep water, but we have a three strikes rule where you are allowed three fault "accidents" on the company insurance and then you have to start paying. Never heard of it actually being enforced though.

[AMV93]

Another special case from soshul meeja:

[littlebasher]

AMV93 said:

Another special case from soshul meeja:

WTAF

[vikingaero]

littlebasher said:

AMV93 said:

Another special case from soshul meeja:

WTAF

Exactly. He's extended the POLITE chequer bellendry to his helmet too.

[Southerner]

edthefed said:

Piginapoke said:

Classic Walt showing us exactly how to cross a ford safely, using amber lights

https://youtu.be/tZiRtcpSYgM?si=a6_BiqIt83qHoBtL&a...

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the insurance company compares the video with the details on the claim !

“Flooded Ford” indeed!

[vaud]

AMV93 said:

Another special case from soshul meeja:

"Nothing to worry about when I stop you"

Sorry? Under what powers are you stopping me?

[LunarOne]

vaud said:

AMV93 said:

Another special case from soshul meeja:

"Nothing to worry about when I stop you"

Sorry? Under what powers are you stopping me?

I'd LOVE him to stop me so that I could call the police and tell them how he was impersonating a police officer and stopping people. It's almost more criminal than spelling "you're" as "your".

[Sheets Tabuer]

If you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to worry about.

[Southerner]

vaud said:

AMV93 said:

Another special case from soshul meeja:

"Nothing to worry about when I stop you"

Sorry? Under what powers are you stopping me?

That has to be a pisstake, surely?!

[anonymous-user]

Southerner said:

vaud said:

AMV93 said:

Another special case from soshul meeja:

"Nothing to worry about when I stop you"

Sorry? Under what powers are you stopping me?

That has to be a pisstake, surely?!

Nope, people on horses wear the same around here. We can tell they're wanna be Mounties as they'll be furiously waving their arms, trying to take off even though you've already stopped and switched your engine off as the horse has gone all scatty on the road at the sight of a cat, fox, badger*

• delete as appropriate.

[Rich Boy Spanner]

Southerner said:

vaud said:

AMV93 said:

Another special case from soshul meeja:

"Nothing to worry about when I stop you"

Sorry? Under what powers are you stopping me?

That has to be a pisstake, surely?!

Needs charging for impersonating a police officer if he tried to stop anyone, or even just for being such a total bell end. Unless of course it is total satire which is possible as it is so absurd. So absurd it is more likely bound to be a walt being serious.

[LunarOne]

Rich Boy Spanner said:

Southerner said:

vaud said:

AMV93 said:

Another special case from soshul meeja:

"Nothing to worry about when I stop you"

Sorry? Under what powers are you stopping me?

That has to be a pisstake, surely?!

Needs charging for impersonating a police officer if he tried to stop anyone, or even just for being such a total bell end. Unless of course it is total satire which is possible as it is so absurd. So absurd it is more likely bound to be a walt being serious.

It's almost certainly a pisstake account.

[98elise]

LunarOne said:

Rich Boy Spanner said:

Southerner said:

vaud said:

AMV93 said:

Another special case from soshul meeja:

"Nothing to worry about when I stop you"

Sorry? Under what powers are you stopping me?

That has to be a pisstake, surely?!

Needs charging for impersonating a police officer if he tried to stop anyone, or even just for being such a total bell end. Unless of course it is total satire which is possible as it is so absurd. So absurd it is more likely bound to be a walt being serious.

It's almost certainly a pisstake account.

Brett Clemments is the name on Jay's fake ID in inbetweeners

[dukeboy749r]

yellowjack said:

MBVitoria said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/soldi...

Amateurs, this walt's rack is my all-time favourite. I bet he had to go through doors sideways.

Surely he ought to be aware that any more than 5 medals in a row and the ribbons are overlapped, precisely because it avoids that sort of st-show...


...as for the VC and something I can't be bothered to zoom in for just lurking underneath? WT actual F???




I'm fairly certain that the proper protocol for a dinner jacket is to wear miniatures on the lapel, too?

What a total and utter C***. A capital ‘c’ for being a proper tw4t, too.

He should be locked up.

I’m going to the unveiling of a commemorative stone to my brother-in-law who was killed in the Falklands.

For his actions he was awarded the VC.

Wearing an any medal without having earnt it is a travesty. Wearing a VC should, imho, be seen as a complete no-no.

I have a sneaking hope this bellend turns up on the day, because if I don’t get to him I’m sure the Colour Party just might.

As for Northamptonshire’s Chief Constable being suspended, as our American cousins say - ‘f*ckin’ A’

About time and he should be made to write a letter of apology to SAMA ‘82.

wk3r.

Edited by dukeboy749r on Saturday 28th October 13:22

[Evanivitch]

MBVitoria said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/soldi...

Amateurs, this walt's rack is my all-time favourite. I bet he had to go through doors sideways.

I like to think whoever mounted them stitched him up deliberately and made a good profit.