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[anonymous-user]

worsy said:

Yeah!

Bouquet ready for the funeral!

[Krupp88]

One of my local pages seems to have more than it fair share of retiree narcissists who frequently have meltdowns when poems and comments are either not approved in the first place or removed. Its like a really bad and perpetual over 60's coffee morning.

[Roofless Toothless]

Our local news site is a real stickler for accuracy.

[Frimley111R]

Roofless Toothless said:

Perhaps unwise …

Brilliant, did anyone reply?

[matchmaker]

Roofless Toothless said:

Our local news site is a real stickler for accuracy.

They resurrected him?

[SistersofPercy]

Really?

[HTP99]

SistersofPercy said:

Really?

This was on Nextdoor last week, I love a good dog napping topic, they are just so paranoid:

[Spare tyre]

The dog mappers near us climb up into peoples trees and leave coloured carrier bags

Then the following day, the dog mappers fly drones to locate the bags so they can steal the dogs


If you ask why they wouldn’t just use the house number, full Karen mode deployed

[SistersofPercy]

Spare tyre said:

The dog mappers near us climb up into peoples trees and leave coloured carrier bags

Then the following day, the dog mappers fly drones to locate the bags so they can steal the dogs


If you ask why they wouldn’t just use the house number, full Karen mode deployed

I have asked in the past why these dog knappers don't just take any of the number of animals frequently seen 'wondering' in the locality. They have no answer for this.

[HTP99]

SistersofPercy said:

Spare tyre said:

The dog mappers near us climb up into peoples trees and leave coloured carrier bags

Then the following day, the dog mappers fly drones to locate the bags so they can steal the dogs


If you ask why they wouldn’t just use the house number, full Karen mode deployed

I have asked in the past why these dog knappers don't just take any of the number of animals frequently seen 'wondering' in the locality. They have no answer for this.

We unfortunately did have one of our dogs stolen, probably 7 or 8 years ago, however no drones, carrier bags, or cable ties were involved!

We did get her back.

[Whistle]

Spare tyre said:

The dog mappers near us climb up into peoples trees and leave coloured carrier bags

Then the following day, the dog mappers fly drones to locate the bags so they can steal the dogs


If you ask why they wouldn’t just use the house number, full Karen mode deployed

I guess your dog run’s a lot faster once it’s been mapped.

[thetapeworm]

Some kind of specialisation on OnlyFans?

[Saleen836]

One of my local pages posted an advert for jobs available at the local Wetherspoons, this then led to a huge discussion on why the cleaner gets paid the highest

[Roofless Toothless]

Frimley111R said:

Roofless Toothless said:

Perhaps unwise …

Brilliant, did anyone reply?

Edit: I just checked and there was one response. A guy called Darren.

Edited by Roofless Toothless on Thursday 2nd March 18:34

[worsy]

Looks like it needs oil though.

[ninepoint2]

worsy said:

Looks like it needs oil though.

Escy could have that running in a few days

[thetapeworm]

ninepoint2 said:

Escy could have that running in a few days

Just overnight a few parts from Japan, job done.

[General Price]

thetapeworm said:

ninepoint2 said:

Escy could have that running in a few days

Just overnight a few parts from Japan, job done.

No st...

[Sway]

'Light black'.

So grey then.

[MDJ]

thetapeworm said:

Some kind of specialisation on OnlyFans?

Ha ha! We had a similar take on this a little while ago. The missus listed a couple of large teddy bears and someone wanted to pay for clips of my missus or kids (!) smashing/ripping them up. They reassured us that the faces needn’t be in shot. They got proper arsey when my missus politely declined and actually got quite aggressive in their follow up messages. Weirdos!