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[vikingaero]

Blib said:

"Need gone" is the calling card of the Councillista. What it means is - I need to sell this ASAP so I have money to get drunk at the weekend, and/or I have run out of weed.

[Spare tyre]

vikingaero said:

Blib said:

"Need gone" is the calling card of the Councillista. What it means is - I need to sell this ASAP so I have money to get drunk at the weekend, and/or I have run out of weed.

I’ve also never really understood the urgent part on the ad

“Quick mrs spare tyre, Kai said it’s urgent, we must drop everything at once to get there”

Either drop the price to shift it or don’t mention it’s urgent otherwise, surely you’d limit your return

[Antony Moxey]

Spare tyre said:

vikingaero said:

Blib said:

"Need gone" is the calling card of the Councillista. What it means is - I need to sell this ASAP so I have money to get drunk at the weekend, and/or I have run out of weed.

I’ve also never really understood the urgent part on the ad

“Quick mrs spare tyre, Kai said it’s urgent, we must drop everything at once to get there”

Either drop the price to shift it or don’t mention it’s urgent otherwise, surely you’d limit your return

That’s the thing with council posts: absolutely everything is urgent, from getting rid of heavy furniture to the tip because new is arriving tomorrow, to getting married at the weekend and need a dress and twelve bridesmaids outfits to a two storey extension to the back of the house simply because they’ve just thought of it so want a builder rocking up in the next two hours.

[Pieman68]

MDJ said:

thetapeworm said:

Some kind of specialisation on OnlyFans?

Ha ha! We had a similar take on this a little while ago. The missus listed a couple of large teddy bears and someone wanted to pay for clips of my missus or kids (!) smashing/ripping them up. They reassured us that the faces needn’t be in shot. They got proper arsey when my missus politely declined and actually got quite aggressive in their follow up messages. Weirdos!

Either that or they're freshly lifted from the shops and they want somebody to scuff them up so their listings look less suspicious if the 5-0 are looking for stolen goods

[talksthetorque]

Sway said:

'Light black'.

So grey then.

Nope, it's a thing.

[redrabbit29]

Wasn't sure where to put this but it made me laugh

[HTP99]

redrabbit29 said:

Wasn't sure where to put this but it made me laugh

lol, I read that over the weekend, I think they also complained, amongst other things, about the costs to feed the pony!!

[Frimley111R]

HTP99 said:

to feed the pony!!

[vikingaero]

HTP99 said:

redrabbit29 said:

Wasn't sure where to put this but it made me laugh

lol, I read that over the weekend, I think they also complained, amongst other things, about the costs to feed the pony!!

OMG! Won't the Government consider an Aga Energy Support Grant and a Pony Grant?

[Blib]

I have no idea whatsoever why this family agreed to be featured in the article.

For the grief that their kids will suffer at school, today and beyond, I'd say the parents were heading towards a charge of culpable child abuse.

[Scabutz]

Blib said:

I have no idea whatsoever why this family agreed to be featured in the article.

For the grief that their kids will suffer at school, today and beyond, I'd say the parents were heading towards a charge of culpable child abuse.

Bizzare isnt it. Some people will do anything for a bit of fame. But it looks them look really thick. No one told us, who were they expecting to tell them?

[vaud]

Blib said:

For the grief that their kids will suffer at school, today and beyond,

If the school kids are reading the Telegraph, they will probably empathise and talk about how they had to let the second nanny go.

[Portofino]

redrabbit29 said:

Wasn't sure where to put this but it made me laugh

Classic Tim Nice but Dim material ha!

‘But Mummy, think of the Bunny wunnies’.

[anonymous-user]

vikingaero said:

HTP99 said:

redrabbit29 said:

Wasn't sure where to put this but it made me laugh

lol, I read that over the weekend, I think they also complained, amongst other things, about the costs to feed the pony!!

OMG! Won't the Government consider an Aga Energy Support Grant and a Pony Grant?

I have a pony, don'tcha know!

[C n C]

...but what about their supply of (extra virgin) olive oil?

[geeks]

Frimley111R said:

HTP99 said:

to feed the pony!!

[Zetec-S]

Surely a piss take???

Someone's photoshopped the Telegraph logo over that of the Daily Mash.

[HTP99]

geeks said:

Frimley111R said:

HTP99 said:

to feed the pony!!

Dirty minds!!

[Wadeski]

I love our local one, its hilarious.

Somebody literally took a picture of some black ice as a warning to others. Note, the picture was not of where the black ice was in relation to landmarks or a street sign, it was a birds-eye-view of it.

And since you can't see black ice, it was just a picture of some asphalt

[Scabutz]

They are all out today on the local group.

"Any solicitors willing to provide free advice on a case vs TVP."

"Anyone have a washing machine I can have"

"Anyone got any spare cat litter i mmI can have".